J
@jshoffstall.bsky.social
I will fix your rack if you'll take old Jack, my dog
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Exile on Main Street.
The rule is simple: if I'm wondering, "is it time to listen to Exile On Main Street Again?" then it's time to listen to Exile On Main Street again.
The rule is simple: if I'm wondering, "is it time to listen to Exile On Main Street Again?" then it's time to listen to Exile On Main Street again.
do you have an emotional support floor album like times when the world seems like a lot and you just wanna lie facedown on the floor with a record playing on the turntable and you don't get up until you have to flip to side B and then you lie back down on the floor after
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Exile on Main Street.
The rule is simple: if I'm wondering, "is it time to listen to Exile On Main Street Again?" then it's time to listen to Exile On Main Street again.
The rule is simple: if I'm wondering, "is it time to listen to Exile On Main Street Again?" then it's time to listen to Exile On Main Street again.
There are days when I think, "this autism assessment is bs," and then there are days when someone in the house uses the wrong pasta shape and I am shut down for 45 minutes having to figure out how to cope and I'm remembering all these years of panic and I'm like...
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
There are days when I think, "this autism assessment is bs," and then there are days when someone in the house uses the wrong pasta shape and I am shut down for 45 minutes having to figure out how to cope and I'm remembering all these years of panic and I'm like...
This one's for @littleedie.bsky.social and her favorite vocalist ever
Last one tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn77...
February 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This one's for @littleedie.bsky.social and her favorite vocalist ever
Last one tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn77...
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Last one tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn77...
And just because he's on my mind tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ1X...
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
And just because he's on my mind tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ1X...
And then there's this www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQf...
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
And then there's this www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQf...
I mean, www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnCk...
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I mean, www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnCk...
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
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From the 80s, Flash Gordon for the sheer CAMP of it.
Name your fav non-DC or Marvel superhero film
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
From the 80s, Flash Gordon for the sheer CAMP of it.
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
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I want one more person to buy one more thing from me today. Who is it gonna be?
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I want one more person to buy one more thing from me today. Who is it gonna be?
💯
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
💯
Catherine O'Hara :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8r...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8r...
Best In Show - God Loves a Terrier
YouTube video by Darren Williams
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Catherine O'Hara :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8r...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8r...
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Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development.
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development.
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We’re at $275/$600 to achieve Solidarity As An Art Supply!
The goal was lowered by $1,200 in the night because I gave up 2/3rds of my dreams.
Items in the $10-$10k range are available, 10% off if you subscribe to newsletter.
The goal was lowered by $1,200 in the night because I gave up 2/3rds of my dreams.
Items in the $10-$10k range are available, 10% off if you subscribe to newsletter.
Liz Awesome
Liz Awesome
www.LizAwesome.Art
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We’re at $275/$600 to achieve Solidarity As An Art Supply!
The goal was lowered by $1,200 in the night because I gave up 2/3rds of my dreams.
Items in the $10-$10k range are available, 10% off if you subscribe to newsletter.
The goal was lowered by $1,200 in the night because I gave up 2/3rds of my dreams.
Items in the $10-$10k range are available, 10% off if you subscribe to newsletter.
My Sister's Chickens is a great band name.
May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 PM
My Sister's Chickens is a great band name.
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I am trying to raise $1,800 to present an art show called “Solidarity As An Art Supply.”
The point of this show is to explore ways to “do solidarity” in the art world.
This $ will be used for printing and framing materials.
As a supporter, you will receive the work of art of your choice!
The point of this show is to explore ways to “do solidarity” in the art world.
This $ will be used for printing and framing materials.
As a supporter, you will receive the work of art of your choice!
Liz Awesome
Liz Awesome
LizAwesome.Art
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I am trying to raise $1,800 to present an art show called “Solidarity As An Art Supply.”
The point of this show is to explore ways to “do solidarity” in the art world.
This $ will be used for printing and framing materials.
As a supporter, you will receive the work of art of your choice!
The point of this show is to explore ways to “do solidarity” in the art world.
This $ will be used for printing and framing materials.
As a supporter, you will receive the work of art of your choice!
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We apologize if you're not near Napa but we wanted to share this with our neighbors:
And it's official.
Come say goodbye to our Yajome Street location as we prepare for opening on Main Street (permits willing!) on the following Monday.
In 25 years, we've never had a sale. Not once!
And it's official.
Come say goodbye to our Yajome Street location as we prepare for opening on Main Street (permits willing!) on the following Monday.
In 25 years, we've never had a sale. Not once!
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
We apologize if you're not near Napa but we wanted to share this with our neighbors:
And it's official.
Come say goodbye to our Yajome Street location as we prepare for opening on Main Street (permits willing!) on the following Monday.
In 25 years, we've never had a sale. Not once!
And it's official.
Come say goodbye to our Yajome Street location as we prepare for opening on Main Street (permits willing!) on the following Monday.
In 25 years, we've never had a sale. Not once!
Justin, no one at work is going to get the joke that you're still writing 2777 ab urbe condita on all your checks.
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Justin, no one at work is going to get the joke that you're still writing 2777 ab urbe condita on all your checks.
Needed this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Needed this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...
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Killed a bird beloved of the gods on the heaven fructified field of flowers, honestly this was on me bc before I loosed my arrow I noticed the bird was wearing some really expensive shit (hat, boots, etc) that most birds don’t usually wear.
Without revealing your actual age, what's an oath you've broken that rendered you temporarily mortal?
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Killed a bird beloved of the gods on the heaven fructified field of flowers, honestly this was on me bc before I loosed my arrow I noticed the bird was wearing some really expensive shit (hat, boots, etc) that most birds don’t usually wear.
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I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this
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New day, new chance for the community to earn a new goofy picture of Gregory (tbd - perhaps Baby Billy?)
If you want it, we’ve got to get 50 people to my website before 11:59pm EST.
The record from Saturday is 34. Will today be the day?!
LizAwesome.Art
If you want it, we’ve got to get 50 people to my website before 11:59pm EST.
The record from Saturday is 34. Will today be the day?!
LizAwesome.Art
Liz Awesome
Liz Awesome
LizAwesome.Art
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
New day, new chance for the community to earn a new goofy picture of Gregory (tbd - perhaps Baby Billy?)
If you want it, we’ve got to get 50 people to my website before 11:59pm EST.
The record from Saturday is 34. Will today be the day?!
LizAwesome.Art
If you want it, we’ve got to get 50 people to my website before 11:59pm EST.
The record from Saturday is 34. Will today be the day?!
LizAwesome.Art