Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser
@jrzman.bsky.social
Finally, the account where I will be my full authentic self. Be warned if I know you irl, or from more tasteful locations, I will be posting pics of me semi-clothed, on the regular. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Been almost a year since I reminded y'all what we're about in this house and I've got something else to add:
Fuck ICE.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Fuck ICE.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Hey so, couple things, just so we're all on the same page:
We support Ukraine
We punch Nazis
Trans people are valid
Black Lives Matter
Fuck Trump
MAGA is American Fascism, plain and simple.
We support Ukraine
We punch Nazis
Trans people are valid
Black Lives Matter
Fuck Trump
MAGA is American Fascism, plain and simple.
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Been almost a year since I reminded y'all what we're about in this house and I've got something else to add:
Fuck ICE.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Fuck ICE.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
What's your favorite song that has a long title?
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverages by Panic! at the Disco. Still sad there's no music vide for it.
youtu.be/flKd80xRazk?...
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverages by Panic! at the Disco. Still sad there's no music vide for it.
youtu.be/flKd80xRazk?...
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What's your favorite song that has a long title?
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverages by Panic! at the Disco. Still sad there's no music vide for it.
youtu.be/flKd80xRazk?...
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverages by Panic! at the Disco. Still sad there's no music vide for it.
youtu.be/flKd80xRazk?...
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Damn, now that's a mic drop. Our Premier, David Eby, just straight up called the government of Alberta "treasonous".
Call these fuckers out exactly as they are. If Alberta separatists want to join the US so badly, then emigrate there you chuckfucks.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Call these fuckers out exactly as they are. If Alberta separatists want to join the US so badly, then emigrate there you chuckfucks.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
B.C. premier doubles down on calling Alberta separatist movement seeking U.S. support 'treason' | CBC News
Calgary-based data analyst John Santos warns that that kind of language could push people toward separatism.
www.cbc.ca
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Damn, now that's a mic drop. Our Premier, David Eby, just straight up called the government of Alberta "treasonous".
Call these fuckers out exactly as they are. If Alberta separatists want to join the US so badly, then emigrate there you chuckfucks.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Call these fuckers out exactly as they are. If Alberta separatists want to join the US so badly, then emigrate there you chuckfucks.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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For all my American buddies on here that I've invited to come visit...genuinely, COME VISIT CANADA! We're not evil, your money goes 35% farther here, and we're *safe*.
cultmtl.com/2026/02/cana...
cultmtl.com/2026/02/cana...
Canada named second safest country in the world for LGBTQ+ travellers
According to a report by Berkshire Hathaway, Canada is the second safest country in the world for LGBTQ+ travellers in 2026.
cultmtl.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 AM
For all my American buddies on here that I've invited to come visit...genuinely, COME VISIT CANADA! We're not evil, your money goes 35% farther here, and we're *safe*.
cultmtl.com/2026/02/cana...
cultmtl.com/2026/02/cana...
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in case i didn't say it on this account: fuck ice.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
in case i didn't say it on this account: fuck ice.
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my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
Tim Walz condemned for comparing Minnesota children to Anne Frank
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
bit.ly
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
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Just in case I haven't been clear...
Fuck racists, fuck white supremacists, fuck ICE and MAGA and their associated tumours, fuck Alberta separatists, and fuck anybody who supports any of that shit.
If that's you - including still hanging out on Twitter - then block me now and do us both a favour.
Fuck racists, fuck white supremacists, fuck ICE and MAGA and their associated tumours, fuck Alberta separatists, and fuck anybody who supports any of that shit.
If that's you - including still hanging out on Twitter - then block me now and do us both a favour.
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just in case I haven't been clear...
Fuck racists, fuck white supremacists, fuck ICE and MAGA and their associated tumours, fuck Alberta separatists, and fuck anybody who supports any of that shit.
If that's you - including still hanging out on Twitter - then block me now and do us both a favour.
Fuck racists, fuck white supremacists, fuck ICE and MAGA and their associated tumours, fuck Alberta separatists, and fuck anybody who supports any of that shit.
If that's you - including still hanging out on Twitter - then block me now and do us both a favour.
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Any ICE supporters that follow me are kindly requested to fuck off and unfollow me immediately.
Just to make my stance clear:
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE supporters
Fuck ICE apologists
Fuck ICE funders
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE supporters
Fuck ICE apologists
Fuck ICE funders
Fuck ICE
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Any ICE supporters that follow me are kindly requested to fuck off and unfollow me immediately.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
What happened to those who said that they needed their guns to oppose a tyrannical government?
Oh, wait. They're cheering the tyrannical government on.
Oh, wait. They're cheering the tyrannical government on.
Apparently, the right to bear arms only applies if you agree with the guy. If not, just kill them with your gun because it's scary when someone you don't like has a gun.
January 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
What happened to those who said that they needed their guns to oppose a tyrannical government?
Oh, wait. They're cheering the tyrannical government on.
Oh, wait. They're cheering the tyrannical government on.
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Then let it die I say
It's inevitable, you simply must adapt to it and use it, you have no choice, but also please use it more or it's going to die
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Then let it die I say
See a butt, post a butt 🍑
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
See a butt, post a butt 🍑
So, if a report I saw on @sportslogos.net is accurate, there could be an NHL team wearing a PINK jersey next season.
I would be absolutely here for this, and would buy it immediately.
I would be absolutely here for this, and would buy it immediately.
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
So, if a report I saw on @sportslogos.net is accurate, there could be an NHL team wearing a PINK jersey next season.
I would be absolutely here for this, and would buy it immediately.
I would be absolutely here for this, and would buy it immediately.
😍🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
😍🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍
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January 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I dislike ICE so much I don't even put it in my drinks.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I dislike ICE so much I don't even put it in my drinks.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
Went fishing with my foster brothers one May evening. I was the only one who had the foresight to wear boots. One of my foster brothers wanted to clean up by wading into the stream. I offered the boots. Continued in next post.
Went fishing with my foster brothers one May evening. I was the only one who had the foresight to wear boots. One of my foster brothers wanted to clean up by wading into the stream. I offered the boots. Continued in next post.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
I was learning how to do handstands. During a dismount, I landed just *slightly* the wrong way and fucked up my Achilles tendon.
It took 9 months, 2 physiotherapists, and a specialist to fix it. 🤦♂️
I was learning how to do handstands. During a dismount, I landed just *slightly* the wrong way and fucked up my Achilles tendon.
It took 9 months, 2 physiotherapists, and a specialist to fix it. 🤦♂️
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
Went fishing with my foster brothers one May evening. I was the only one who had the foresight to wear boots. One of my foster brothers wanted to clean up by wading into the stream. I offered the boots. Continued in next post.
Went fishing with my foster brothers one May evening. I was the only one who had the foresight to wear boots. One of my foster brothers wanted to clean up by wading into the stream. I offered the boots. Continued in next post.
Let's do this!
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Let's do this!
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Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Trump
Fuck ICE
Fuck Trump
Fuck ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Trump
Fuck ICE
Fuck Trump
Fuck ICE