Jim Parisi
@jpariseye.bsky.social
Not that Jim Parisi. Trying to get the hang of this writing thing. Severed editor.
Marry the woman who blasts the Posies while she’s taking a shower. Those are my only words of wisdom for today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Marry the woman who blasts the Posies while she’s taking a shower. Those are my only words of wisdom for today.
· Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
· Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Thirty-four years and twelve days into our relationship, @bethydirty.bsky.social springs the news on me this morning that she had a cat when she was a kid. What other secrets has she been hiding from me?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thirty-four years and twelve days into our relationship, @bethydirty.bsky.social springs the news on me this morning that she had a cat when she was a kid. What other secrets has she been hiding from me?
Really happy to have this story find a place in The Bluebird Word after three-and-a-half years of (much-deserved) rejections and (much-needed, sometimes drastic) rewrites. thebluebirdword.com/the-original...
The Original Real Housewife of New Jersey - The Bluebird Word
A young boy's father teases his mother about her spaghetti dinner. A bit of mayhem ensues. Then, family and boyhood lessons are learned.
thebluebirdword.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Really happy to have this story find a place in The Bluebird Word after three-and-a-half years of (much-deserved) rejections and (much-needed, sometimes drastic) rewrites. thebluebirdword.com/the-original...
From me earlier today. I’m like ten likes or reposts from a free cheesesteak or whatever it says in my contract.
today on IHTOV:
today is the anniversary of matthew sweet's album "girlfriend" so we have @jpariseye.bsky.social going long and deep on what this record means to him. an excellent read you'll want to share ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/it-to...
today is the anniversary of matthew sweet's album "girlfriend" so we have @jpariseye.bsky.social going long and deep on what this record means to him. an excellent read you'll want to share ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/it-to...
It Took Us Years to Figure Out
The next two tracks—“I’ve Been Waiting” (more on that later) and “Girlfriend,” the breakthrough single, which puts the power in power pop and features Quine’s blistering guitar—take over where “Divine...
ihavethatonvinyl.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
From me earlier today. I’m like ten likes or reposts from a free cheesesteak or whatever it says in my contract.
I've got an essay up on the incomparable I Have That On Vinyl, about an album that's been there for @bethydirty.bsky.social and me since the very beginning.
today on IHTOV:
today is the anniversary of matthew sweet's album "girlfriend" so we have @jpariseye.bsky.social going long and deep on what this record means to him. an excellent read you'll want to share ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/it-to...
today is the anniversary of matthew sweet's album "girlfriend" so we have @jpariseye.bsky.social going long and deep on what this record means to him. an excellent read you'll want to share ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/it-to...
It Took Us Years to Figure Out
The next two tracks—“I’ve Been Waiting” (more on that later) and “Girlfriend,” the breakthrough single, which puts the power in power pop and features Quine’s blistering guitar—take over where “Divine...
ihavethatonvinyl.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I've got an essay up on the incomparable I Have That On Vinyl, about an album that's been there for @bethydirty.bsky.social and me since the very beginning.
And then they came for the Nazi tattoos, and I said nothing, because I didn't have a goddamn Nazi tattoo.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And then they came for the Nazi tattoos, and I said nothing, because I didn't have a goddamn Nazi tattoo.
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IHTOV has published almost 400 essays, Q&As, and interviews in less than a year. i did that. me. i'm really fucking proud of myself for not just starting this project but actually sticking with it, and making it good
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
IHTOV has published almost 400 essays, Q&As, and interviews in less than a year. i did that. me. i'm really fucking proud of myself for not just starting this project but actually sticking with it, and making it good
The 5- and 6-year-olds I coach told me at this morning’s softball practice that I need to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters before Halloween. I might be getting too old for this coaching thing.
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The 5- and 6-year-olds I coach told me at this morning’s softball practice that I need to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters before Halloween. I might be getting too old for this coaching thing.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Joe Davis subtly but firmly schooling John Smoltz on the importance of home runs gives me reason for hope in a world gone to hell.
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Joe Davis subtly but firmly schooling John Smoltz on the importance of home runs gives me reason for hope in a world gone to hell.
I guess Aaron Judge is pretty good after all.
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I guess Aaron Judge is pretty good after all.
I wish I had the confidence to stride into situations in which I am fully capable and should be at ease that Bari Weiss displays in taking a job she is not remotely qualified for
and in so far over her head they should lay a wreath to mark where she plunged into the water, never to be seen again.
and in so far over her head they should lay a wreath to mark where she plunged into the water, never to be seen again.
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wish I had the confidence to stride into situations in which I am fully capable and should be at ease that Bari Weiss displays in taking a job she is not remotely qualified for
and in so far over her head they should lay a wreath to mark where she plunged into the water, never to be seen again.
and in so far over her head they should lay a wreath to mark where she plunged into the water, never to be seen again.
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people repost the strangest stuff
September 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
people repost the strangest stuff
Peer pressure works. She’s fixing it.
This is what happens when you have an editor for a spouse and father.
September 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Peer pressure works. She’s fixing it.
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This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC
September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC
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Stiff Little Fingers in DC!!
September 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Stiff Little Fingers in DC!!
@bethydirty.bsky.social had two pregame beers and is angry and spoiling for a fight
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@bethydirty.bsky.social had two pregame beers and is angry and spoiling for a fight
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Just saw armed National Guard outside the Nationals game. 🤬
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just saw armed National Guard outside the Nationals game. 🤬
It’s gonna be such a bummer when it turns out that he got an eye job and hid out for a few days like Selina Meyer in Veep.
August 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s gonna be such a bummer when it turns out that he got an eye job and hid out for a few days like Selina Meyer in Veep.
Facebook reminds me that five years ago today, my daughter and I created this meme while making a lasagna-making video for my mother in the heart of the pandemic.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Facebook reminds me that five years ago today, my daughter and I created this meme while making a lasagna-making video for my mother in the heart of the pandemic.
DCP peeps: Do I call 311 or the National Guard if the city doesn’t pick up my trash and recycling tomorrow?
August 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
DCP peeps: Do I call 311 or the National Guard if the city doesn’t pick up my trash and recycling tomorrow?
ICE abducted the nice man who sells fresh fruit in front of a neighborhood restaurant yesterday. He never bothered anybody and always said hello to everyone who walked past his stand.They are evil for the sake of being evil.
August 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
ICE abducted the nice man who sells fresh fruit in front of a neighborhood restaurant yesterday. He never bothered anybody and always said hello to everyone who walked past his stand.They are evil for the sake of being evil.
Overflow crowd for the Free DC meeting in our neighborhood.
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Overflow crowd for the Free DC meeting in our neighborhood.
2.2, 5,000, 4 schools passed, no ICE.
August 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
2.2, 5,000, 4 schools passed, no ICE.