Jim Parisi
@jpariseye.bsky.social
Not that Jim Parisi. Trying to get the hang of this writing thing. Severed editor.
· Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
· Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Found mine, and it was in the first crate I tried.
September 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Found mine, and it was in the first crate I tried.
Facebook reminds me that five years ago today, my daughter and I created this meme while making a lasagna-making video for my mother in the heart of the pandemic.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Facebook reminds me that five years ago today, my daughter and I created this meme while making a lasagna-making video for my mother in the heart of the pandemic.
Headless women against ICE represent!
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Headless women against ICE represent!
I am the unofficial dog wrangler at our neighborhood protest on 16th St. Three well-behaved former service dogs who want ICE out of DC.
August 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am the unofficial dog wrangler at our neighborhood protest on 16th St. Three well-behaved former service dogs who want ICE out of DC.
@bethydirty.bsky.social in front of a rack of oysters on our 33rd anniversary.
August 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@bethydirty.bsky.social in front of a rack of oysters on our 33rd anniversary.
She wouldn’t consent to a walk until I rubbed her belly for a solid minute.
July 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
She wouldn’t consent to a walk until I rubbed her belly for a solid minute.
this is who runs this account
June 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
this is who runs this account
Had to travel into Maryland but we found a protest.
June 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Had to travel into Maryland but we found a protest.
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who is coming to save you?
I am a dead man.
I am a dead man.
June 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who is coming to save you?
I am a dead man.
I am a dead man.
A live look-in at Chuck, moments after he sent out this post.
June 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A live look-in at Chuck, moments after he sent out this post.
@ihavethatonvinyl.com This is the LP from 1986. I’ve seen it as Staring at the Sea, but this is how I always refer to it.
May 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com This is the LP from 1986. I’ve seen it as Staring at the Sea, but this is how I always refer to it.
I already thought that I was the coolest kid on my block, but this seals the deal.
May 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I already thought that I was the coolest kid on my block, but this seals the deal.
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I feel like a bill that’s become a law.
April 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I feel like a bill that’s become a law.
On this Easter Day, never forget this atrocity committed to two young boys in the early ‘70s.
April 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On this Easter Day, never forget this atrocity committed to two young boys in the early ‘70s.
A film that takes place where you are from
Not sure where the movie takes place, but the real-life titular hitman lived a few blocks from where I grew up in New Jersey.
Not sure where the movie takes place, but the real-life titular hitman lived a few blocks from where I grew up in New Jersey.
April 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A film that takes place where you are from
Not sure where the movie takes place, but the real-life titular hitman lived a few blocks from where I grew up in New Jersey.
Not sure where the movie takes place, but the real-life titular hitman lived a few blocks from where I grew up in New Jersey.
Photo of finished product, for all the haters.
April 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Photo of finished product, for all the haters.
Baked ziti assembly about to commence. It’s not yet five, which means Shrek wine rules are in effect so it doesn’t count as day drinking.
April 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Baked ziti assembly about to commence. It’s not yet five, which means Shrek wine rules are in effect so it doesn’t count as day drinking.
After a few weeks away, the mourning doves have returned.
April 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
After a few weeks away, the mourning doves have returned.
Given today’s capitulation to El Salvador, it’s time for another live look-in at what Chuck Schumer’s office is doing to preserve democracy.
April 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Given today’s capitulation to El Salvador, it’s time for another live look-in at what Chuck Schumer’s office is doing to preserve democracy.
The finished product, for all the haters.
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The finished product, for all the haters.
Does somebody else want to tell her dinner isn’t for another half an hour?
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Does somebody else want to tell her dinner isn’t for another half an hour?