Jim Parisi
@jpariseye.bsky.social
Not that Jim Parisi. Trying to get the hang of this writing thing. Severed editor.
Done! Don’t spend it all in one place, Charlize!
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Done! Don’t spend it all in one place, Charlize!
It’s treating genetics like some averaging calculation.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s treating genetics like some averaging calculation.
It’s also not how it works.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s also not how it works.
Your body of work should have done that. But whatever it takes.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your body of work should have done that. But whatever it takes.
Than you for the advance warning.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Than you for the advance warning.
I have no idea who you are referring to, but my best guess would be his first name is Tom.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have no idea who you are referring to, but my best guess would be his first name is Tom.
I’m cool with never seeing another whole body deodorant commercial.
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
That’s what the DMs are for!
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
That’s what the DMs are for!
I got the vapors just reading her post.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I got the vapors just reading her post.
I was a Pips skeptic until I saw something you wrote about it a few weeks ago. Now I'm an addict.
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I was a Pips skeptic until I saw something you wrote about it a few weeks ago. Now I'm an addict.
Tradition: I get up to do the dishes when the government worker talk starts.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tradition: I get up to do the dishes when the government worker talk starts.
I figure they’ll wait until after the game, maybe a light snack before it. Playing 60 would be tough after a full Thanksgiving meal.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I figure they’ll wait until after the game, maybe a light snack before it. Playing 60 would be tough after a full Thanksgiving meal.
Our house looks huge in that photo
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Our house looks huge in that photo
That Santa was a Ringer.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That Santa was a Ringer.
My kids are telling me I did in fact know this and forgot.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My kids are telling me I did in fact know this and forgot.
Think bigger. You could start a new side gig as a locksmith with the small investment of a portable charger.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Think bigger. You could start a new side gig as a locksmith with the small investment of a portable charger.
In my most optimistic fantasy, Schumer knew the Republicans didn’t have the votes for it and threw this out to pin the shutdown on them.
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In my most optimistic fantasy, Schumer knew the Republicans didn’t have the votes for it and threw this out to pin the shutdown on them.
I did that because I know you can't block me and also, solidarity with the others
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I did that because I know you can't block me and also, solidarity with the others
I thought he wanted a ring
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I thought he wanted a ring