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After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.
May 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
United States, you have no reason for champagne, and I suspect France would rather not sell it to you.
March 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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A Telegraph journalist does not accept that judges make decisions according to the law, rather than the imbecilic whims of uninformed newspaper proprietors.
February 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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WHAT DOES THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS ASK FOR WHEN HE'S IN A FRENCH RESTAURANT?

hors d'oeuvres, hors d'oeuvres!
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏
January 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Right winger admits it’s harder to argue with the left because… facts.
December 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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Happy Christmas, to one and all.

Except for you, Nigel. You can cock off.
December 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)
December 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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words can't accurately describe the extent to which I would not rather go to an escape room, a murder mystery experience or crazy golf over a boozy lunch or, quite frankly, just a regular lunch
England really is unrecognisable anymore
November 30, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Someone needs to tell these billionaires vying for power…

They can turn their billions into trillions

But they’ll never fix that gaping hole in their pre-formed little brains

Or plug that gap left by whatever childhood trauma that turned them into the soulless f*ckwits that they are.
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM