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Old Man Detroit River
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Aging Disgracefully // Ancient DCFC supporter // On the super secret member rolls for NGS // Husband to K // Father to Coraline // Terrible golfer // Beer league hockey hero // Tifo painter // Just here for the chronologically ordered luke-warm takes
Do you ever have one of those bands that you kind of forgot about and then one day they pop into your feed and you're like "holy shit, these guys are incredible! Why haven't I been listening to them more?"

For me, today, it is Samiam. What band is that for you lately?
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Break up @ticketmaster.com now!

You can't tell me that every seat for this concert that I'm trying to take my daughter to is sold out, and somehow miraculously all the definitely real people who bought those tickets listed them on the official resale site (for 2x+ more than face value, of course).
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Antifa isn't a group, it is an idea. It is one shared by all people who do not want to live under a fascist regime.

Do you believe in free speech? That's antifa.

Do you support universal suffrage and the right of all Americans to freely elect our leaders? That's antifa.
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There's no joy in Mudville.
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm not sure if there's a heaven or not, but I'm very confident that if there is, Mr. Dobson is not there. No benevolent God would ever accept such hatred into their Kingdom.
August 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Thank you, Trevor.

Your leadership transformed Detroit City FC and helped shape our club’s identity. We are forever grateful.

Stay tuned as we share some unforgettable moments from Trevor’s years at the helm.

📰: www.detcityfc.com/news/2025/07...
July 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hartford is just a rest stop for people driving between Boston and New York.
July 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Calling all #DCFC supporters. Here are the tifo times for this week. We've got a mega-huge project in the works and WE NEED YOUR HELP. All are welcome.

Hit me with questions, or find more info at noonelikes.us/tifo #DCTID
July 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's been a couple weeks since we unveiled this year's
@ngsdetroit.bsky.social pride tifo and I'm still in awe of how amazing it turned out. The design and execution are some of the best work we've ever done and the message; holy shit. Everyone who worked on this should be incredibly proud.
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I know they were just being friendly, but every time someone said "Good morning" to us today at Total Wine, I felt just a tiny bit judged. 😂
May 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just got done watching Mallrats for the first time in years. I'd forgotten how wordy those early Kevin Smith movies were. It was like an Aaron Sorkin movie with more dick jokes.
May 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The tifo for the @detcityfc.com men's and women's openers truly were works of art. From the incredible designs by Paul and Anji to scores of volunteers who helped bring them to life, I can't say enough about how proud I am to be a part of @ngsdetroit.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Current mood:
a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
ALT: a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
media.tenor.com
May 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did.
May 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How long until Trump puts 397% tariffs against the Vatican on Bibles, communion wafers and Popemobiles because he's angry they picked someone else?
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, a native of Chicago who is now the first American-born pope, has spent most of his career outside of the U.S, ministering to the dispossessed and marginalized.

The “Latin Yankee,” as he is known in Rome, worked 20 years in Peru.
American-born Cardinal Robert F. Prevost is elected pope
The “Latin Yankee,” as he is known in Rome, worked 20 years in Peru’s poorest enclave and even became a naturalized citizen there.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Shots on @law-dog.bsky.social tomorrow at the DCFC tailgate!
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Technically, it's later right now.
April 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Over? It's not over!
April 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
People who clap after the plane lands should immediately, and permanently, be put on the no-fly list.
a man in a military uniform stands at a podium in front of a group of people
ALT: a man in a military uniform stands at a podium in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm at that age where, after a long day, I desperately need to sit down, but am afraid to because I may not be able to get up again.
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Everybody says they would go back in time and kill baby hitler, but i don’t know, that feels wrong to me. I mean come on, a baby? That’s disgusting. Sharks, that’s why I’m here today with an idea: give me the money i need to go back in time and kill teen hitler
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Always. Forever.
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March 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Say what you will about Trump's economic policies, but he is delivering on his promise to bring prices down. Tesla stock prices are cheaper than ever!
March 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM