Old Man Detroit River
@josephslowvak.bsky.social
Aging Disgracefully // Ancient DCFC supporter // On the super secret member rolls for NGS // Husband to K // Father to Coraline // Terrible golfer // Beer league hockey hero // Tifo painter // Just here for the chronologically ordered luke-warm takes
Break up @ticketmaster.com now!
You can't tell me that every seat for this concert that I'm trying to take my daughter to is sold out, and somehow miraculously all the definitely real people who bought those tickets listed them on the official resale site (for 2x+ more than face value, of course).
You can't tell me that every seat for this concert that I'm trying to take my daughter to is sold out, and somehow miraculously all the definitely real people who bought those tickets listed them on the official resale site (for 2x+ more than face value, of course).
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Break up @ticketmaster.com now!
You can't tell me that every seat for this concert that I'm trying to take my daughter to is sold out, and somehow miraculously all the definitely real people who bought those tickets listed them on the official resale site (for 2x+ more than face value, of course).
You can't tell me that every seat for this concert that I'm trying to take my daughter to is sold out, and somehow miraculously all the definitely real people who bought those tickets listed them on the official resale site (for 2x+ more than face value, of course).
Calling all #DCFC supporters. Here are the tifo times for this week. We've got a mega-huge project in the works and WE NEED YOUR HELP. All are welcome.
Hit me with questions, or find more info at noonelikes.us/tifo #DCTID
Hit me with questions, or find more info at noonelikes.us/tifo #DCTID
July 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Calling all #DCFC supporters. Here are the tifo times for this week. We've got a mega-huge project in the works and WE NEED YOUR HELP. All are welcome.
Hit me with questions, or find more info at noonelikes.us/tifo #DCTID
Hit me with questions, or find more info at noonelikes.us/tifo #DCTID
It's been a couple weeks since we unveiled this year's
@ngsdetroit.bsky.social pride tifo and I'm still in awe of how amazing it turned out. The design and execution are some of the best work we've ever done and the message; holy shit. Everyone who worked on this should be incredibly proud.
@ngsdetroit.bsky.social pride tifo and I'm still in awe of how amazing it turned out. The design and execution are some of the best work we've ever done and the message; holy shit. Everyone who worked on this should be incredibly proud.
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's been a couple weeks since we unveiled this year's
@ngsdetroit.bsky.social pride tifo and I'm still in awe of how amazing it turned out. The design and execution are some of the best work we've ever done and the message; holy shit. Everyone who worked on this should be incredibly proud.
@ngsdetroit.bsky.social pride tifo and I'm still in awe of how amazing it turned out. The design and execution are some of the best work we've ever done and the message; holy shit. Everyone who worked on this should be incredibly proud.
The tifo for the @detcityfc.com men's and women's openers truly were works of art. From the incredible designs by Paul and Anji to scores of volunteers who helped bring them to life, I can't say enough about how proud I am to be a part of @ngsdetroit.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The tifo for the @detcityfc.com men's and women's openers truly were works of art. From the incredible designs by Paul and Anji to scores of volunteers who helped bring them to life, I can't say enough about how proud I am to be a part of @ngsdetroit.bsky.social
Shots on @law-dog.bsky.social tomorrow at the DCFC tailgate!
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Shots on @law-dog.bsky.social tomorrow at the DCFC tailgate!
What a coincidence! I just got home from tifo, and I was wearing my hat!
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What a coincidence! I just got home from tifo, and I was wearing my hat!
I can't work like this. The culprits must be found and punished.
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can't work like this. The culprits must be found and punished.
I don't know who keeps leaving the coffee pots at work like this, but I hope someone does, and that it shows up in their performance review.
February 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don't know who keeps leaving the coffee pots at work like this, but I hope someone does, and that it shows up in their performance review.
Eggs are $9 a dozen at the grocery store in my neighborhood, but at least we got Google Maps to start calling it the Gulf of America, amirite? #winning
February 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Eggs are $9 a dozen at the grocery store in my neighborhood, but at least we got Google Maps to start calling it the Gulf of America, amirite? #winning
Also, a trip like that is only some bullshit you'd try when you're in your 20s and feeling invincible. I did this round trip on a Friday-Sunday. I got home on Monday morning with enough time to shower and head to work. That trip would kill me today. 24 year old me was a maniac.
January 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Also, a trip like that is only some bullshit you'd try when you're in your 20s and feeling invincible. I did this round trip on a Friday-Sunday. I got home on Monday morning with enough time to shower and head to work. That trip would kill me today. 24 year old me was a maniac.
They didn't even have the common courtesy to leave a voicemail! Don't they know that old folks love it when you leave a message after the beep?
January 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
They didn't even have the common courtesy to leave a voicemail! Don't they know that old folks love it when you leave a message after the beep?
I find the humor in it when my friends, family, and even my daughter make cracks about my age, but Lenawee County getting in on the joke is too far.
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I find the humor in it when my friends, family, and even my daughter make cracks about my age, but Lenawee County getting in on the joke is too far.
So I'll spare you the rest of the recap except to say, this movie was pretty great. It leaned into the ridiculousness and was well worth the watch. Definitely check it out.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
So I'll spare you the rest of the recap except to say, this movie was pretty great. It leaned into the ridiculousness and was well worth the watch. Definitely check it out.
Naturally the whole town falls in love with Jacked Frosty, especially all of the super thirsty women. Lauren Holly even lures him into her car at one point.
We'll never find out who sculpted the snowman in the first place, but judging by the women in this town, we at least know why nobody objected.
We'll never find out who sculpted the snowman in the first place, but judging by the women in this town, we at least know why nobody objected.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Naturally the whole town falls in love with Jacked Frosty, especially all of the super thirsty women. Lauren Holly even lures him into her car at one point.
We'll never find out who sculpted the snowman in the first place, but judging by the women in this town, we at least know why nobody objected.
We'll never find out who sculpted the snowman in the first place, but judging by the women in this town, we at least know why nobody objected.
Magic Ted streaks, steals some clothes and spends the night talking to the other snowmen, which is where Gretchen Weiners finds him in the morning. Since this is set in the US, naturally the cops show up to deal with someone who is clearly experiencing a mental health crisis and could use some help.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Magic Ted streaks, steals some clothes and spends the night talking to the other snowmen, which is where Gretchen Weiners finds him in the morning. Since this is set in the US, naturally the cops show up to deal with someone who is clearly experiencing a mental health crisis and could use some help.
So surprise surprise, the scarf is magic, the snowman comes alive and, holy shit, it is Ted the Vet from Schitts Creek!
So Ted comes alive like Frosty, but instead of a magic hat, he spawns butt ass naked, save a strategically-placed scarf, in the middle of the road like some water ice Terminator.
So Ted comes alive like Frosty, but instead of a magic hat, he spawns butt ass naked, save a strategically-placed scarf, in the middle of the road like some water ice Terminator.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
So surprise surprise, the scarf is magic, the snowman comes alive and, holy shit, it is Ted the Vet from Schitts Creek!
So Ted comes alive like Frosty, but instead of a magic hat, he spawns butt ass naked, save a strategically-placed scarf, in the middle of the road like some water ice Terminator.
So Ted comes alive like Frosty, but instead of a magic hat, he spawns butt ass naked, save a strategically-placed scarf, in the middle of the road like some water ice Terminator.
Apparently there was a snowman making contest in town. She has plenty of options, and could have left the scarf on any of the regular snowmen, she instead chose a really strange snowman with weird nipples and 2% body fat who looks like Ted the Vet from Schitts Creek.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Apparently there was a snowman making contest in town. She has plenty of options, and could have left the scarf on any of the regular snowmen, she instead chose a really strange snowman with weird nipples and 2% body fat who looks like Ted the Vet from Schitts Creek.
One of my favorite holiday traditions is where K and I watch ridiculous Christmas movies trying to find the craziest and most absurd. It's still only November but #HotFrosty may be hard to top.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
One of my favorite holiday traditions is where K and I watch ridiculous Christmas movies trying to find the craziest and most absurd. It's still only November but #HotFrosty may be hard to top.
Happy Festivus to everyone who celebrates! Next up, the airing of grievances!
December 23, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Happy Festivus to everyone who celebrates! Next up, the airing of grievances!
ICYMI: The bus is filling up, so be sure to get your tickets for the @detroitcityfc.bsky.social away trip to Indianapolis on September 30. Your reservation gets you transportation to-and-from, a ticket to the match and a full day of shenanigan! See you on the bus!
www.noonelikes.us/shop
www.noonelikes.us/shop
August 28, 2023 at 2:53 PM
ICYMI: The bus is filling up, so be sure to get your tickets for the @detroitcityfc.bsky.social away trip to Indianapolis on September 30. Your reservation gets you transportation to-and-from, a ticket to the match and a full day of shenanigan! See you on the bus!
www.noonelikes.us/shop
www.noonelikes.us/shop