If you're going to show up in the group chat a full day later to heart a post ... don't bother

A revival of HBO’s Silicon Valley would go hard right about now.

Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.

We gotta drop "What do you do for fun?" question from the small talk list. It's too hard. I always panic and say something like I like to eat lunch

I thought the hand was supposed to be invisible

i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder

you can just mute his name, it’s great

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version

I was just mowing my lawn while listening to Steely Dan. That's where I'm at in life.

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all

BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

I think Zuck is good at skating towards where the puck is going. I just don't like where the puck is going.

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@reckless.bsky.social Friendly request: would ya'll mind marking which articles require a paid subscription to read?

Bluesky has the power of lists. This one linked below are known bots, spam etc. You can subscribe to the list, and select block or mute, whatever gets added to the list gets your preference. Genius. bsky.app/profile/did:...

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

I created a starter pack to help folks find funny people on here (I'd remove myself if I could).