Greg Jonsson
@jonssonville.bsky.social
Word herder. Likes: The #stlblues, city life, nerdy stuff. Dislikes: Character limi
Waiting for my order at Taco Bell, but being told they are out of beans. You order from a kiosk, so no human tells you they are out of beans until you've paid but your order doesn't appear. I can substitute anything else from their menu, but not if it costs more and not if it contains beans, obv.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Waiting for my order at Taco Bell, but being told they are out of beans. You order from a kiosk, so no human tells you they are out of beans until you've paid but your order doesn't appear. I can substitute anything else from their menu, but not if it costs more and not if it contains beans, obv.
'Tis the season (for "we've updated our privacy policy" notifications)
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
'Tis the season (for "we've updated our privacy policy" notifications)
Following a blacked-out Wagoneer prepping pink cotton instead of a license plate 🤷♂️
June 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Following a blacked-out Wagoneer prepping pink cotton instead of a license plate 🤷♂️
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Reposted by Greg Jonsson
Andrew Lloyd Webber could never #Usher #StarlightExpress lmfao
February 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Andrew Lloyd Webber could never #Usher #StarlightExpress lmfao
1961: "We. shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of liberty."
2024:
2024:
January 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
1961: "We. shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of liberty."
2024:
2024:
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Reposted by Greg Jonsson
The alarming drop in SNAP participation in Alaska after July 2022 was entirely manufactured by state policy. Alaska ended the COVID-19 emergency declaration early in that month, forcing SNAP participants to resume coming in for recertification interviews, which had been waived during the emergency.
January 22, 2024 at 2:01 PM
The alarming drop in SNAP participation in Alaska after July 2022 was entirely manufactured by state policy. Alaska ended the COVID-19 emergency declaration early in that month, forcing SNAP participants to resume coming in for recertification interviews, which had been waived during the emergency.
What in the architectural plagiarism
January 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
What in the architectural plagiarism
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Ron Desantis after ending his presidential run
January 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Ron Desantis after ending his presidential run
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Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.
January 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.
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Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his dead campaign to term.
January 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his dead campaign to term.
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Gonna tell my kids this was No Doubt
January 21, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was No Doubt
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An online pastor was charged in CO for a $1.3 million crypto scam. He's released a 9-minute video explaining that the Lord told him to sell "a cryptocurrency with no clear exit", and spend some of it on "a home remodel the Lord told us to do".
Here's a supercut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYB2...
Here's a supercut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYB2...
Colorado pastor: "We took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit"
Pastor Eli Regalado says he and his wife Kaitlyn "took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit"... then spent some of the money on "a ho...
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
An online pastor was charged in CO for a $1.3 million crypto scam. He's released a 9-minute video explaining that the Lord told him to sell "a cryptocurrency with no clear exit", and spend some of it on "a home remodel the Lord told us to do".
Here's a supercut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYB2...
Here's a supercut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYB2...
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Half of recent US inflation due to high corporate profits, report finds
Half of recent US inflation due to high corporate profits, report finds
Thinktank report says ‘resounding evidence’ shows companies continue to keep prices high even as their inflationary costs drop
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Half of recent US inflation due to high corporate profits, report finds
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Outrage as Oklahoma Republican’s bill labels Hispanic people ‘terrorists’
Outrage as Oklahoma Republican’s bill labels Hispanic people ‘terrorists’
Lawmaker JJ Humphrey seeks punishments for ‘acts of terrorism’ and defines terrorist as ‘any person who is of Hispanic descent’
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Outrage as Oklahoma Republican’s bill labels Hispanic people ‘terrorists’
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What is up with people who hate the news who keep purchasing news orgs?
In a tense 3-hour meeting with staff, new Baltimore Sun owner David Smith (exec chair of Sinclair) said he had only read the paper 4 times in the past few months, said several times that he has “no idea what you do,” and told staff they were “in the poll business” now and to expect to do polls daily
New Baltimore Sun owner insults staff, says paper should mimic Fox45
Baltimore businessman David Smith told Sun staff he had not been a regular newspaper reader for decades.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
January 17, 2024 at 4:54 AM
What is up with people who hate the news who keep purchasing news orgs?
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Did they mean to attack a different baby?
January 17, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Did they mean to attack a different baby?
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The State of Oklahoma is passing legislation so that animal control will remove kids identifying as animals (including furries) at school.
We are now writing laws about shit made up by LibsofTikTok.
We are now writing laws about shit made up by LibsofTikTok.
January 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
The State of Oklahoma is passing legislation so that animal control will remove kids identifying as animals (including furries) at school.
We are now writing laws about shit made up by LibsofTikTok.
We are now writing laws about shit made up by LibsofTikTok.
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Holy shit the twitter nazis were so triggered by an all female flight crew that SWA had to delete this tweet
January 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Holy shit the twitter nazis were so triggered by an all female flight crew that SWA had to delete this tweet
The Wikipedia page on cow tipping is unexpectedly kind of wild
January 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
The Wikipedia page on cow tipping is unexpectedly kind of wild
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NEW: NY judge orders Trump to pay nearly $400,000 in legal fees to the New York Times after dismissal of his frivolous lawsuit over their reporting on his tax returns s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
January 12, 2024 at 8:03 PM
NEW: NY judge orders Trump to pay nearly $400,000 in legal fees to the New York Times after dismissal of his frivolous lawsuit over their reporting on his tax returns s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...