Jono Miller
@jonomiller.bsky.social
Melbourne barrister. Glutton. Cyclist.
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
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OK, but hear me out ...
Jesus Christ. If you’re not prepared for trial you ask for an adjournment, you don’t MURDER YOUR CLIENT. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Murdered woman's divorce attorney arrested in her 2013 killing
Aliza Sherman was stabbed more than 10 times outside of the attorney’s office in downtown Cleveland.
www.nbcnews.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
OK, but hear me out ...
It smells like democracy from my back yard.
Delicious fried onion smells have already started.
Delicious fried onion smells have already started.
May 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It smells like democracy from my back yard.
Delicious fried onion smells have already started.
Delicious fried onion smells have already started.
This is certainly my most used discovery of the last couple of years www.xda-developers.com/finally-beca...
I finally became a PowerToys convert years after I should have
It took me far too long, but I finally get PowerToys now.
www.xda-developers.com
March 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is certainly my most used discovery of the last couple of years www.xda-developers.com/finally-beca...
Couldn't have come at a better time
January 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Couldn't have come at a better time
Just discovered that my fish and chip shop sells a "half minimum" chips
November 29, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Just discovered that my fish and chip shop sells a "half minimum" chips
Good morning from Newport
October 30, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Good morning from Newport
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Better a hundred innocent men be lethally injected than two prosecutors be impugned
One striking moment in the argument was how animated Justice Thomas was -- not about the potential miscarriage of justice, but at the idea that prosecutors originally involved in the case didn't get a chance to defend their conduct, almost as if THEY somehow suffered a due process violation:
October 9, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Better a hundred innocent men be lethally injected than two prosecutors be impugned
Just had to hip and shoulder someone who failed to wait for the passengers to get off the train before getting on the train. Not sorry.
August 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Just had to hip and shoulder someone who failed to wait for the passengers to get off the train before getting on the train. Not sorry.
When you can't use the word spineless in the headline: www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
Backdown on youth crime shows government’s lack of appetite for true reform
Under former premier Daniel Andrews, the state government had been socially progressive, but Labor has struggled to bring equivalent thinking to law and order.
www.theage.com.au
August 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
When you can't use the word spineless in the headline: www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
Conflicted here. So many good books.
Starter Villain is a finalist for the Locus Award this year, in the category of science fiction novel. Here is the complete finalist list for my category, along with a link to the full award categories and finalist list. Congrats to everyone who is a finalist this year!
locusmag.com/2024/05/2024...
locusmag.com/2024/05/2024...
May 10, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Conflicted here. So many good books.
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The most consistently important languages for an American lawyer to master are English, Spanish, a little Latin, and the ability to convey “can you believe this fuckin moron” to judges and juries using only your eyebrows.
February 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The most consistently important languages for an American lawyer to master are English, Spanish, a little Latin, and the ability to convey “can you believe this fuckin moron” to judges and juries using only your eyebrows.
Gotta love a day when @birmo.bsky.social releases a new book.
February 15, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Gotta love a day when @birmo.bsky.social releases a new book.
Finish this appeal advice, or educate myself about Bigfoot jurisprudence? Silly question really.
You don't believe in Bigfoot litigation?
An Incomplete Primer of Caselaw Appertaining To Bigfoot, AKA Sasquatch, LNU
With Comments On Anticipated Litigation And Mistaken Identification
www.popehat.com
February 15, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Finish this appeal advice, or educate myself about Bigfoot jurisprudence? Silly question really.
Thanks for completely changing the UI the week I return to work adobe acrobat.
You absolute psychopaths.
You absolute psychopaths.
January 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Thanks for completely changing the UI the week I return to work adobe acrobat.
You absolute psychopaths.
You absolute psychopaths.
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Using Signal with disappearing messages to message my wife a list of grocery items so the government doesn't know how much I like salt and vinegar chips.
January 10, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Using Signal with disappearing messages to message my wife a list of grocery items so the government doesn't know how much I like salt and vinegar chips.
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ICYMI: I repent! I apologize to Elon Musk and I love free speech culture.
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In Which I Repent On Free Speech Culture
I Apologize To Elon Musk For Infringing On His Speech
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November 22, 2023 at 4:09 PM
ICYMI: I repent! I apologize to Elon Musk and I love free speech culture.
popehat.substack.com/p/in-which-i...
popehat.substack.com/p/in-which-i...
Absolutely bonkers story www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
November 8, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Absolutely bonkers story www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
Pleased to report that for the first time in years my tomatoes are established by the weekend before Melbourne Cup
November 4, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Pleased to report that for the first time in years my tomatoes are established by the weekend before Melbourne Cup
This number plate provided the perfect late afternoon pick-me-up today
October 30, 2023 at 10:45 AM
This number plate provided the perfect late afternoon pick-me-up today
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In times of great strife and confusion, the people look to the podcasters for answers. Unfortunately.
October 10, 2023 at 12:28 AM
In times of great strife and confusion, the people look to the podcasters for answers. Unfortunately.
Pretty sure she could turn that off if she wanted to
October 2, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Pretty sure she could turn that off if she wanted to
Today I got swooped by a magpie in a place where that has never happened before today. My idiot dog saw that as a chance to shoulder charge me and try and wrestle me. He gets amped and wants to play. Meanwhile I'm fending off a murderous bird.
September 2, 2023 at 9:25 AM
Today I got swooped by a magpie in a place where that has never happened before today. My idiot dog saw that as a chance to shoulder charge me and try and wrestle me. He gets amped and wants to play. Meanwhile I'm fending off a murderous bird.