Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

Hot

Yeah I wore mine from the blood bank to work, and never again

Ineligible. Has a spine.

Beyond parody

I've completed a backsheet and billed for yesterday, surely that's enough for a Friday?

One can only hope

Some people might be mad

Whoever they are, they're right.

I've just had two in a row fall over. Lean summer coming up.

Blocked

Certainly better than finding out about it when you're on your feet in court. I hear...

Lies I tells ya

Pizza or loaf? That looks as thick as my fist.

Gushing I tells ya