Jonny Dent
@jonnydent.bsky.social
Guy on the internet. Likes Auburn & Michigan. Nosa Eguae said I had a good take once.
If I had a nickel for every time one of my teams fired a sex pest head coach this year, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If I had a nickel for every time one of my teams fired a sex pest head coach this year, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
It is 7:13am CST, and Hugh Freeze is somehow still the head football coach of the Auburn Tigers. God save us.
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It is 7:13am CST, and Hugh Freeze is somehow still the head football coach of the Auburn Tigers. God save us.
They hate him so much they put him on their flagship CFB show. Poor guy.
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They hate him so much they put him on their flagship CFB show. Poor guy.
So many unironic requests for Jon Gruden, like it's not the biggest boomer message board lurker self-parody take one can possibly have. What did he do to people to make them think he's every CFB team's potential savior? Is it a MAGA thing now?
TikTok is making me realize how thoroughly curated my Twitter and Bluesky feeds are. Judging by the comments on a "who would you hire?" post by Taylor Korn, the average Auburn fan is shockingly and painfully stupid.
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
So many unironic requests for Jon Gruden, like it's not the biggest boomer message board lurker self-parody take one can possibly have. What did he do to people to make them think he's every CFB team's potential savior? Is it a MAGA thing now?
TikTok is making me realize how thoroughly curated my Twitter and Bluesky feeds are. Judging by the comments on a "who would you hire?" post by Taylor Korn, the average Auburn fan is shockingly and painfully stupid.
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
TikTok is making me realize how thoroughly curated my Twitter and Bluesky feeds are. Judging by the comments on a "who would you hire?" post by Taylor Korn, the average Auburn fan is shockingly and painfully stupid.
There are way WAY too many half back pass attempts in CFB. It's everybody's favorite trick play.
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There are way WAY too many half back pass attempts in CFB. It's everybody's favorite trick play.
I mean, I feel bad for the family of anyone who is a big time CFB HC whether he's currently employed or fired.
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Your overview of what a fired coach does immediately after was beyond insightful. Important to remember these are people with families.
October 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I mean, I feel bad for the family of anyone who is a big time CFB HC whether he's currently employed or fired.
Serendipitous that Bruce Pearl would join the same organization as Bari Weiss.
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Serendipitous that Bruce Pearl would join the same organization as Bari Weiss.
Geriatric millennial here who has never watched an episode of The Simpsons.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Geriatric millennial here who has never watched an episode of The Simpsons.
This is wrong re: A&M. UT fans will tell you OU is their biggest rival but they're lying. They hate A&M 10x more. I lived in TX with friends that were alums of both schools. Even though they weren't in the same conference for over a decade, they couldn't shut up about how much they hated each other.
Looking at Wesleyan and Middlebury like, "Sup? This appears to be D1 business but..."
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is wrong re: A&M. UT fans will tell you OU is their biggest rival but they're lying. They hate A&M 10x more. I lived in TX with friends that were alums of both schools. Even though they weren't in the same conference for over a decade, they couldn't shut up about how much they hated each other.
Lot of handwriting about how CFB is going down the tubes, and 99% is wrong. This however is the 1% that will kill the sport we loved.
I always assumed the Big 12 would end up being the one who invited the vampire into the house, but the Big Ten always likes to be the trendsetter...
October 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lot of handwriting about how CFB is going down the tubes, and 99% is wrong. This however is the 1% that will kill the sport we loved.
Wild tangent, but I hate when outlets use really old postal state abbreviations for states that were discarded decades ago. Louisiana isn't "La." it's "LA". Do they do it with other states or just the Boot because of Los Angeles?
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Wild tangent, but I hate when outlets use really old postal state abbreviations for states that were discarded decades ago. Louisiana isn't "La." it's "LA". Do they do it with other states or just the Boot because of Los Angeles?
I find it downright adorable that there are still evangelicals legitimately believing in the rapture in 2025. That's the kind of irrational hope normally only found in sports fans.
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I find it downright adorable that there are still evangelicals legitimately believing in the rapture in 2025. That's the kind of irrational hope normally only found in sports fans.
Oh, Atlanta... What is you doing girl?
September 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh, Atlanta... What is you doing girl?
Everyday, I get a little more angry at the naivety of the Founders.
Part of our constitutional crisis is that Republicans are stopping Congress from playing its fundamental oversight role.
Republicans Kill Attempt to Subpoena FCC Chair After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things...
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Everyday, I get a little more angry at the naivety of the Founders.
Auburn peeps, anybody know who got fired and what exactly they said?
September 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Auburn peeps, anybody know who got fired and what exactly they said?
Overheard as I passed some folks in downtown Lincoln just now: "I mean, losing to Michigan wouldn't be THAT bad..."
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Overheard as I passed some folks in downtown Lincoln just now: "I mean, losing to Michigan wouldn't be THAT bad..."
My favorite part is accusing the media member of not being "all in".
Dabo Swinney is crashing out in real time. #collegefootball
September 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My favorite part is accusing the media member of not being "all in".
And the difference between good and great Chex mix is how much Tabasco you put on it (or hot sauce of your choice).
The Cheerios are the best part of homemade Chex mix because they absorb the most of the butter/worcestershire/spices.
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
And the difference between good and great Chex mix is how much Tabasco you put on it (or hot sauce of your choice).
The Cheerios are the best part of homemade Chex mix because they absorb the most of the butter/worcestershire/spices.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Cheerios are the best part of homemade Chex mix because they absorb the most of the butter/worcestershire/spices.
Been having to unfollow folks left and right that I've been mutuals with for over a decade on the ole Twitter today. It's crazy.
September 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Been having to unfollow folks left and right that I've been mutuals with for over a decade on the ole Twitter today. It's crazy.
Any recipe with "marry me" or "wife me up" in the title makes me irrationally angry.
September 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Any recipe with "marry me" or "wife me up" in the title makes me irrationally angry.
Get in losers, we're posting moon songs
youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA?...
youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA?...
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Get in losers, we're posting moon songs
youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA?...
youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA?...