If she can do it, we can all do it.

The numbers that matter @sickoscommittee.org

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

BREAKING: ULM and former Oklahoma QB General Booty has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal, @PeteNakos_ reports.

WE SALUTE 🫡 YOU GENERAL BOOTY

When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.

i think something democrats need to understand is that starting with the 2008 election, every presidential winner has more convincingly promised change from the status quo more than their opponent

this is the (approximate) route of the Lehigh goal post.

It went four miles.

Few observations from Wicked (i didn't see it):
1. Why the hell is the spongebob guy in it? Can we kill him off for part 2?
2. Glenda is incredibly vapid.
3. Bock is completely unnecessary
4. Bowen Yang was very good

Ok so "The Line" has played like all the singles for Clancy... my immediate thought was "I mean, it's decent." So there's about a 90% chance I can't stop listening to it and will know all the words by Monday. Tyler Joseph is king

obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”

It’s so funny that instead of batarangs or a sword or something his accessory is getting hands where he points so kids can lecture Batman over he ramifications of surveillance

Need an algorithm post to fix my discover page, so I love:
Twenty One Pilots
Cleveland sports
Ohio State
Making fun of centrists
Pokemon
Video games
Comics
Batman
Stephen King