FakeJonCarmak
@joncarmak.bsky.social
Skyline and aesthetic building enthusiast, lover of fall, photography, old sci-fi and more nerdy things
I still have the one I was given when I graduated, just moving from place to place with me for some reason
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I still have the one I was given when I graduated, just moving from place to place with me for some reason
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If we’re not all wearing onesies we haven’t reached the future yet
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If we’re not all wearing onesies we haven’t reached the future yet
Realistically I still feel like I’ve been the same age for the past idk how long
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Realistically I still feel like I’ve been the same age for the past idk how long
Midweek birthdays are kinda weird since you don’t have the same hype since half the day feels like a Regular day
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Midweek birthdays are kinda weird since you don’t have the same hype since half the day feels like a Regular day
My IRL friends are going to be suffering tomorrow with all the turning 30 memes I’ve been saving up the past month
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My IRL friends are going to be suffering tomorrow with all the turning 30 memes I’ve been saving up the past month
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Sorry for lack of stuff today. I am adulting. 😬😬😬 trying to secure an apartment!
Here’s a little nugget til I can get back in here again!
#eastcoastkin
#classicmono
#photography
#blackandwhite
Here’s a little nugget til I can get back in here again!
#eastcoastkin
#classicmono
#photography
#blackandwhite
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Sorry for lack of stuff today. I am adulting. 😬😬😬 trying to secure an apartment!
Here’s a little nugget til I can get back in here again!
#eastcoastkin
#classicmono
#photography
#blackandwhite
Here’s a little nugget til I can get back in here again!
#eastcoastkin
#classicmono
#photography
#blackandwhite
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February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Can’t wait to be the sugar in your cup, #SanFrancisco ☺️ this week, 2/10-2/13!
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Can’t wait to be the sugar in your cup, #SanFrancisco ☺️ this week, 2/10-2/13!
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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Dancing towards the year of the horse 🐎💙
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Dancing towards the year of the horse 🐎💙
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Need some help with your new year's resolution? I know a few movements that could help us burn a few calories
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Need some help with your new year's resolution? I know a few movements that could help us burn a few calories
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i can’t do this anymore
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
i can’t do this anymore
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January 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
Was talking with my friend about recent life changes and he says “I’m a big fan of moves that turn your life completely 180”
I think we’re both too familiar with those at this point. Here’s to big 180 moves that completely change your life 🥂
Let’s see how this one goes, last one wasn’t too bad
I think we’re both too familiar with those at this point. Here’s to big 180 moves that completely change your life 🥂
Let’s see how this one goes, last one wasn’t too bad
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Was talking with my friend about recent life changes and he says “I’m a big fan of moves that turn your life completely 180”
I think we’re both too familiar with those at this point. Here’s to big 180 moves that completely change your life 🥂
Let’s see how this one goes, last one wasn’t too bad
I think we’re both too familiar with those at this point. Here’s to big 180 moves that completely change your life 🥂
Let’s see how this one goes, last one wasn’t too bad
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December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
One last frigid winter seeping through my bones before I’m off to sun that will burn through my skin. I have no idea why I’m always moving through extremes but I guess that’s what life asks of me
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One last frigid winter seeping through my bones before I’m off to sun that will burn through my skin. I have no idea why I’m always moving through extremes but I guess that’s what life asks of me
kitty the looong way
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
kitty the looong way
There‘s a magical quality about this city that keeps bringing me back. Even the view coming from outside into the city is so tantalizing to my eyes
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There‘s a magical quality about this city that keeps bringing me back. Even the view coming from outside into the city is so tantalizing to my eyes