John Bolton's Mustache
@jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social
This is my mustache. There are many like it but this one is mine. News watcher. Opinionated person. Middle of the road. Vet. Parody. Part scary AF.
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Sunflowers in spring
Raising their hands to the sun
Questions about light.
#haikufeels #raise #haiku #senryu
Raising their hands to the sun
Questions about light.
#haikufeels #raise #haiku #senryu
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Sunflowers in spring
Raising their hands to the sun
Questions about light.
#haikufeels #raise #haiku #senryu
Raising their hands to the sun
Questions about light.
#haikufeels #raise #haiku #senryu
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There goes dry January.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
There goes dry January.
I remember having to change the combos on the safes every time someone with access to Combat transfered....
Judas Priest
Judas Priest
Upon closer inspection I was giving them too much credit by assuming it was pipe and drape. There’s no piping.
They just tossed curtains haphazardly over that shit.
They just tossed curtains haphazardly over that shit.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I remember having to change the combos on the safes every time someone with access to Combat transfered....
Judas Priest
Judas Priest
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“I tied up the Old Dark Frog. He roared and screamed. I ran away fast.”
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
“I tied up the Old Dark Frog. He roared and screamed. I ran away fast.”
Burp...
Yikes, that was unexpected 😱
A deep-sea anglerfish patiently waits...
These fish typically use a modified dorsal fin ray that acts as a fishing rod with a glowing lure (bioluminescent bait) to attract prey close by.
The fish can swallow prey up to twice its own size.
#marinelife #deepsea
A deep-sea anglerfish patiently waits...
These fish typically use a modified dorsal fin ray that acts as a fishing rod with a glowing lure (bioluminescent bait) to attract prey close by.
The fish can swallow prey up to twice its own size.
#marinelife #deepsea
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Burp...
Yes.... this is not good. Not good at all...
Unreality has a habit of crashing down on the battlefield.
Unreality has a habit of crashing down on the battlefield.
I don't see a single uniform in any of these photos.
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Yes.... this is not good. Not good at all...
Unreality has a habit of crashing down on the battlefield.
Unreality has a habit of crashing down on the battlefield.
All I know is it shouldn't be this way. ...
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
All I know is it shouldn't be this way. ...
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Cigars at MaL, James
The babes will put us on their Reels
History was waiting for men like us*
Anyone have another Goose Island?
(*we made $219,000 on PolyMarket while putting Nightstalkers and an Army SMU in imminent danger)
The babes will put us on their Reels
History was waiting for men like us*
Anyone have another Goose Island?
(*we made $219,000 on PolyMarket while putting Nightstalkers and an Army SMU in imminent danger)
So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight?
Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?
Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Cigars at MaL, James
The babes will put us on their Reels
History was waiting for men like us*
Anyone have another Goose Island?
(*we made $219,000 on PolyMarket while putting Nightstalkers and an Army SMU in imminent danger)
The babes will put us on their Reels
History was waiting for men like us*
Anyone have another Goose Island?
(*we made $219,000 on PolyMarket while putting Nightstalkers and an Army SMU in imminent danger)
Kirk Douglas about to blow up some Nazi heavy water...
Good times....
Good times....
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Kirk Douglas about to blow up some Nazi heavy water...
Good times....
Good times....
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When you see this haircut, someone's about to have some weird shit happen.
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
When you see this haircut, someone's about to have some weird shit happen.
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I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck.
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck.
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We got played.
As vile as it is, beautifully done.
As vile as it is, beautifully done.
"Senior Venezuelan government officials, led by Vice President Delcy Rodríguez...have quietly promoted a series of initiatives in recent months aimed at presenting themselves to Washington as a “more acceptable” alternative to Nicolás Maduro’s regime...funneled through intermediaries in Qatar."
Exclusive: Venezuelan leaders offered U.S. a path to stay in power without Maduro
Delcy and Jorge Rodríguez used Doha backchannels to offer Washington a 'Cartel Light' plan for a managed Venezuela transition that keeps chavismo in power.
www.miamiherald.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
We got played.
As vile as it is, beautifully done.
As vile as it is, beautifully done.
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“So, uh, no fentanyl?”
"Possession of machineguns and destructive devices"?
You have got to be shitting me.
You have got to be shitting me.
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
“So, uh, no fentanyl?”
Not exactly rising to the occasion here...
Schumer says Republican senators have "expressed a lot of troublesome comments about what Trump is doing and the way he is doing it" in conversations with Democratic senators today ...
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Not exactly rising to the occasion here...
While he is ex SF.... look at Maverick here cosplaying...
GOP Rep. Pat Harrigan: "There are members of Congress that they just cannot trust. And I understand that. We have folks that are Somali first and not America first."
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
While he is ex SF.... look at Maverick here cosplaying...
This printed out nice
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
This printed out nice
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These online right wing freaks don't just hate their own country in the abstract. If you are reading this here, they hate *you* specifically. I don't know what our future holds for living with these people, but people should remember that toleration in Europe started behind a sword and a shield.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
These online right wing freaks don't just hate their own country in the abstract. If you are reading this here, they hate *you* specifically. I don't know what our future holds for living with these people, but people should remember that toleration in Europe started behind a sword and a shield.
Konrad has probably died of orgasmic tweeting over on X
January 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Konrad has probably died of orgasmic tweeting over on X
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Why have the first three days of January felt like an entire month.
a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Why have the first three days of January felt like an entire month.
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"ICE STATION ZEBRA" (1968) dir. John Sturges
Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
"ICE STATION ZEBRA" (1968) dir. John Sturges
Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
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I’ve been at the bar for four hours I’m dug in
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I’ve been at the bar for four hours I’m dug in
The people who really hate war are the people who have been in one, who will have to fight in one, or signed up and and were prepared to fight in one.
youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4?...
youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4?...
War
YouTube video by Edwin Starr - Topic
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
The people who really hate war are the people who have been in one, who will have to fight in one, or signed up and and were prepared to fight in one.
youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4?...
youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4?...
They should weaponize the cringe here.
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
They should weaponize the cringe here.