John Bolton's Mustache
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This is my mustache. There are many like it but this one is mine. News watcher. Opinionated person. Middle of the road. Vet. Parody. Part scary AF.
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Under no circumstances should you name Acting Director David Easterwood.
That would be bad.
That would be bad.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Under no circumstances should you name Acting Director David Easterwood.
That would be bad.
That would be bad.
So... uh... had AF1 left yet?
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
So... uh... had AF1 left yet?
Snarling west coast trade by mining the Strait of Juan De Fuca and the Rosario Straight?
Citing two unnamed senior government officials, the paper said the Canadian response model centers on insurgency‑style tactics, like those used in Afghanistan by fighters who resisted Soviet and later US forces.
thedefensepost.com/2026/01/21/c...
thedefensepost.com/2026/01/21/c...
Canada Military Models Response to US Invasion: Report
The Canadian military has developed a model response to a US invasion as President Donald Trump again muses online about a takeover of Canada.
thedefensepost.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Snarling west coast trade by mining the Strait of Juan De Fuca and the Rosario Straight?
It can reasonably be argued that a majority of the deaths in Iran in the last week were because of this one tweet
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 AM
It can reasonably be argued that a majority of the deaths in Iran in the last week were because of this one tweet
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ROK Court: "The rebellion ended due to the courage of the citizens who protected the National Assembly against the martial law forces"
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 AM
ROK Court: "The rebellion ended due to the courage of the citizens who protected the National Assembly against the martial law forces"
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There’s still a taboo in the media about describing Trump’s cognitive state.
It’s rooted in the idea that the US President being insane sounds so preposterous that it must be an inaccurate slur.
But it’s the hard truth.
All of this is a result of Trump being an unstable narcissistic megalomaniac.
It’s rooted in the idea that the US President being insane sounds so preposterous that it must be an inaccurate slur.
But it’s the hard truth.
All of this is a result of Trump being an unstable narcissistic megalomaniac.
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
There’s still a taboo in the media about describing Trump’s cognitive state.
It’s rooted in the idea that the US President being insane sounds so preposterous that it must be an inaccurate slur.
But it’s the hard truth.
All of this is a result of Trump being an unstable narcissistic megalomaniac.
It’s rooted in the idea that the US President being insane sounds so preposterous that it must be an inaccurate slur.
But it’s the hard truth.
All of this is a result of Trump being an unstable narcissistic megalomaniac.
Who's gonna tell the couch?
The vice president and second lady are expecting a baby boy due in July.
JD Vance And Usha Vance Announce She Is Pregnant
The vice president and second lady are expecting a baby boy due in July.
www.forbes.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Who's gonna tell the couch?
Um wut?
New pool report: “Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.”
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Um wut?
This is what happens when you lie all of the time....
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This is what happens when you lie all of the time....
Seriously.... what is happening?
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Seriously.... what is happening?
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From Judgement at Nuremberg: “It came to that the moment you sentenced an innocent man to death.” Preview of today's 'To the Contrary" podcast w/ the legendary Joe Klein. Subscribe to get the full video when it's released.
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 PM
From Judgement at Nuremberg: “It came to that the moment you sentenced an innocent man to death.” Preview of today's 'To the Contrary" podcast w/ the legendary Joe Klein. Subscribe to get the full video when it's released.
Wut?
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Wut?
He's gonna tweet ALL the way there isnt he...
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
He's gonna tweet ALL the way there isnt he...
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We know and that is why we despise all the people who keep saying: "We didn't vote for him".
Who the fuck cares, deal with this lunatic!
Who the fuck cares, deal with this lunatic!
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
We know and that is why we despise all the people who keep saying: "We didn't vote for him".
Who the fuck cares, deal with this lunatic!
Who the fuck cares, deal with this lunatic!
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here's the number for the ICE tip line, folks
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
here's the number for the ICE tip line, folks
People who are insecure & arrogant don’t love themselves enough to invest in themselves. So they don’t get better.
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 AM
People who are insecure & arrogant don’t love themselves enough to invest in themselves. So they don’t get better.
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The "pressure from judges" being them telling her "no you aren't, really, you are not, how many times do we have to tell you this, please fuck off already"
Breaking news: Lindsey Halligan, a lawyer who was named head of a key U.S. attorney’s office in Virginia with instructions to seek criminal charges against President Trump’s adversaries, left her post at the Justice Department, officials said.
Lindsey Halligan out as U.S. attorney following pressure from judges
The actions signal a breaking point for the federal bench in the Eastern District of Virginia after Lindsey Halligan was disqualified as U.S. attorney there.
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January 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The "pressure from judges" being them telling her "no you aren't, really, you are not, how many times do we have to tell you this, please fuck off already"
If they want to get rid of Trump, every European leader should ignore and laugh at him.
It will crush him.
Narcissists can't stand being ignored.
It will crush him.
Narcissists can't stand being ignored.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If they want to get rid of Trump, every European leader should ignore and laugh at him.
It will crush him.
Narcissists can't stand being ignored.
It will crush him.
Narcissists can't stand being ignored.
Kinda fun idea with this
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Kinda fun idea with this
Building plans for the "Board of Peace" just dropped...
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Building plans for the "Board of Peace" just dropped...
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McGowan utter disdain us exactly how Scott Jennings should always treated
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
McGowan utter disdain us exactly how Scott Jennings should always treated
Um... he mixed up Iceland and Greenland..
The President is not well.
The President is not well.
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Um... he mixed up Iceland and Greenland..
The President is not well.
The President is not well.
"Was wir tun, ist legal, ethisch und moralisch. Alles, was wir täglich tun, ist legal, ethisch, moralisch und rechtlich fundiert.“
Bovino lies shamelessly: "What we do is legal, ethical, and moral. Everything we do every day is legal, ethical, moral, well grounded in law."
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"Was wir tun, ist legal, ethisch und moralisch. Alles, was wir täglich tun, ist legal, ethisch, moralisch und rechtlich fundiert.“
