Jonathan Paterson
@jonathanpaterson.bsky.social
do meh.
not meth.
not meth.
Pinned
Who’s ready for Pope Pius XIII?
April 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Who’s ready for Pope Pius XIII?
Things happened this year.
At least Tom Lehrer is still alive.
At least Tom Lehrer is still alive.
January 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Things happened this year.
At least Tom Lehrer is still alive.
At least Tom Lehrer is still alive.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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I will keep saying, get your ducks in a row for what might come for your family and community with this administration.
Think about what you wish you'd had in place when COVID hit, and have that.
Think about what you would want if water wasn't safe, if power went out for an extended period, etc.
Think about what you wish you'd had in place when COVID hit, and have that.
Think about what you would want if water wasn't safe, if power went out for an extended period, etc.
November 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I will keep saying, get your ducks in a row for what might come for your family and community with this administration.
Think about what you wish you'd had in place when COVID hit, and have that.
Think about what you would want if water wasn't safe, if power went out for an extended period, etc.
Think about what you wish you'd had in place when COVID hit, and have that.
Think about what you would want if water wasn't safe, if power went out for an extended period, etc.
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Kinky Elmo can still happen if people want it bad enough
November 12, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Kinky Elmo can still happen if people want it bad enough
MAGA folk are much easier to deal with if you take them literally.
November 11, 2024 at 5:29 AM
MAGA folk are much easier to deal with if you take them literally.
Better to pay attention to arguments made and words used. Never assume you’re having the conversation you think you’re having.
November 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Better to pay attention to arguments made and words used. Never assume you’re having the conversation you think you’re having.
This is just the stupidest timeline.
November 6, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This is just the stupidest timeline.
This is the year things will happen.
January 2, 2024 at 10:55 PM
This is the year things will happen.
Maybe I should talk to people.
December 11, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Maybe I should talk to people.
need to learn how to write like I talk and talk like I write and I need to learn how to like both
December 5, 2023 at 12:36 AM
need to learn how to write like I talk and talk like I write and I need to learn how to like both
Such tedium.
December 4, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Such tedium.