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Jonathan Paterson
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do meh.
not meth.
TimeCube?
July 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
May 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s worth the effort, though.
April 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I get it. But I’m kind of a chaotic person and people say things that are similar to “I honestly didn’t know someone could break so many things in so many directions all at once” more often than I’d care to admit.

I’ve just found that using the chaotic energy for good takes more planning.
April 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It takes a lot more planning.
April 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
In THIS economy?!?
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There was one parked near a rural bus stop I was at. Everyone was waiting quietly until someone pointed out the CyberTruck.

Then they talked about the things they would need a truck for and how that thing can’t do any of it.

I think that thing has the power to unite almost everyone.
March 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Imagine claiming you’re being gaslit for not being presented with a participation trophy.
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Perhaps he wanted a convincing story to share where CLBC didn’t drop the ball but his staff told him they’d need at least a week to come up with one.
February 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Name one fact in that stupid book.
February 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
True. We serve as a good foil for “The Great Satan” but we’re not actually much better. We’re just quieter.
February 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Trump will probably make a big announcement that he’s pulling out just so he can say something like:

“They’re just some four-eyed loser now.”
February 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
But would you sell any?
January 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Also, this means that Conservatives are now stuck with warehouses of useless “Fuck Trudeau” merch.
January 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yep. It’s all kayfabe now.
January 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is there an actual number? Is it higher than zero?
November 29, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Make Blocks Personal Again.
November 29, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I’d respond to them as if they said something else completely. Or respond only with questions. Or adapt some other improv game you’d see on “Who’s Line is it Anyways?”

Don’t bother acknowledging what they’re actually saying. They don’t care what their words mean anyways.
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM