Jonathan Emmett
@jonathanemmett.com
📚 Children’s author and paper engineer.
🕸️ Website & Blog: jonathanemmett.com
🌱 Green. Humanist. Tabletop gamer.
🇬🇧 Living in Nottingham, UK.
🌍 Dismayed by our generation’s indifference to climate breakdown.
🕸️ Website & Blog: jonathanemmett.com
🌱 Green. Humanist. Tabletop gamer.
🇬🇧 Living in Nottingham, UK.
🌍 Dismayed by our generation’s indifference to climate breakdown.
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This year's Emmett Family Christmas card.
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
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Book lovers! If you’re looking for an easy read to brush up on your knowledge of science, I have a few FREE Kindle editions of this to give away. Just drop me a line and I’ll send you a link alomshaha.com/portfolio/wh...
Why Don’t Things Fall Up?
Why Don’t Things Fall Up? delivers what every adult and schoolchild deserves, but often doesn’t get: an authoritative and accessible account of the key ideas in science. The book is rooted in Alom’…
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December 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Book lovers! If you’re looking for an easy read to brush up on your knowledge of science, I have a few FREE Kindle editions of this to give away. Just drop me a line and I’ll send you a link alomshaha.com/portfolio/wh...
I'm attempting to use Chat GPT to help write some quiz questions base on different years.
It's come up with some good suggestions, but this is one of the responses it gave when asked to come up with some questions about UK TV in 2014.
Needless to say, I'm double checking any that I use.
It's come up with some good suggestions, but this is one of the responses it gave when asked to come up with some questions about UK TV in 2014.
Needless to say, I'm double checking any that I use.
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm attempting to use Chat GPT to help write some quiz questions base on different years.
It's come up with some good suggestions, but this is one of the responses it gave when asked to come up with some questions about UK TV in 2014.
Needless to say, I'm double checking any that I use.
It's come up with some good suggestions, but this is one of the responses it gave when asked to come up with some questions about UK TV in 2014.
Needless to say, I'm double checking any that I use.
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 25
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 25
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
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The arrest of Greta Thunberg for peacefully opposing genocide and supporting those on hunger strike is wrongful and disturbing.
This is yet another shocking example of the UK’s broad terrorism laws being used to target those exercising their right to freedom of expression and assembly rights.
This is yet another shocking example of the UK’s broad terrorism laws being used to target those exercising their right to freedom of expression and assembly rights.
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The arrest of Greta Thunberg for peacefully opposing genocide and supporting those on hunger strike is wrongful and disturbing.
This is yet another shocking example of the UK’s broad terrorism laws being used to target those exercising their right to freedom of expression and assembly rights.
This is yet another shocking example of the UK’s broad terrorism laws being used to target those exercising their right to freedom of expression and assembly rights.
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 24
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 24
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
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2025 is set to be the UK's hottest since records began.
Scientists are clear that changes to our climate are unprecedented and the result of burning fossil fuels.
The government's climate policies must be led by the science, not by climate deniers and their friends from the fossil-fuel lobby.
Scientists are clear that changes to our climate are unprecedented and the result of burning fossil fuels.
The government's climate policies must be led by the science, not by climate deniers and their friends from the fossil-fuel lobby.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
2025 is set to be the UK's hottest since records began.
Scientists are clear that changes to our climate are unprecedented and the result of burning fossil fuels.
The government's climate policies must be led by the science, not by climate deniers and their friends from the fossil-fuel lobby.
Scientists are clear that changes to our climate are unprecedented and the result of burning fossil fuels.
The government's climate policies must be led by the science, not by climate deniers and their friends from the fossil-fuel lobby.
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This year's Emmett Family Christmas card.
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This year's Emmett Family Christmas card.
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 23
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 23
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
This year's Emmett Family Christmas card.
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This year's Emmett Family Christmas card.
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
Happy Fishmas to those that celebrate it!
"Cod bless us, every one!"
#ChristmasCards #AChristmasCarol #NoAI
If you're not religious, but celebrate Christmas as a time for family, friendship and goodwill to all, and don't know this song already, give it a listen. It may strike a strong chord with you.
It brings my wife to tears every year.
It brings my wife to tears every year.
Hello dear humans.
As ever, over the holiday season, all proceeds from downloads of White Wine In the Sun go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia).
Love and peace from me and mine to you and yours. L’Chaim.
As ever, over the holiday season, all proceeds from downloads of White Wine In the Sun go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia).
Love and peace from me and mine to you and yours. L’Chaim.
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If you're not religious, but celebrate Christmas as a time for family, friendship and goodwill to all, and don't know this song already, give it a listen. It may strike a strong chord with you.
It brings my wife to tears every year.
It brings my wife to tears every year.
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 22
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 22
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 21
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 21
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 20
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 20
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
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I’ve said this before: I’m a Humanist and what that really means for me is that all the things some people find in a god - love, comfort, meaning, purpose - I find in my fellow humans.
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I’ve said this before: I’m a Humanist and what that really means for me is that all the things some people find in a god - love, comfort, meaning, purpose - I find in my fellow humans.
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Parents! Carers! Anyone taking care of children over the Christmas holidays! My regular reminder of this thread of TOYS you can make from scrap materials, all of which work due to some sort of interesting scientific principle
Fellow parents! Carers! Anyone looking after children over half-term! Here is a thread of videos showing TOYS you can MAKE at home from scrap stuff you probably have lying around. First, the utterly delightful "balancing bird" alomshaha.com/balancing-bi...
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Parents! Carers! Anyone taking care of children over the Christmas holidays! My regular reminder of this thread of TOYS you can make from scrap materials, all of which work due to some sort of interesting scientific principle
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Just realised you can't really tell how big the decorations are from the original photos. Here's the miniature version of #ChristmasStreetBook.
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just realised you can't really tell how big the decorations are from the original photos. Here's the miniature version of #ChristmasStreetBook.
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
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I suspect that publishers are going to look at 'celebs' with more doubt now.
I mean, not wanting to mix metaphors, but your golden goose can turn so soon to a millstone just by opening a cupboard.
I mean, not wanting to mix metaphors, but your golden goose can turn so soon to a millstone just by opening a cupboard.
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I suspect that publishers are going to look at 'celebs' with more doubt now.
I mean, not wanting to mix metaphors, but your golden goose can turn so soon to a millstone just by opening a cupboard.
I mean, not wanting to mix metaphors, but your golden goose can turn so soon to a millstone just by opening a cupboard.
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If only we already had a planet green with life. Wouldn't that be something!
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If only we already had a planet green with life. Wouldn't that be something!
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There are many brilliant children's authors out there who have created incredible books, who don't always get the visibility they deserve. Explore your library or bookshop and ask for recommendations ❤️
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There are many brilliant children's authors out there who have created incredible books, who don't always get the visibility they deserve. Explore your library or bookshop and ask for recommendations ❤️
From the article: "According to industry magazines, he was responsible for 44 per cent of Harper Collins’s children’s sales in the UK in 2018."
Walliams was a gargantuan cash cow for HC. It would have taken a lot of courage for junior staff to speak out against him.
Walliams was a gargantuan cash cow for HC. It would have taken a lot of courage for junior staff to speak out against him.
🔴 BREAKING: David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher following an investigation by The Telegraph into inappropriate behaviour towards young women.
Read more here ⬇
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/david-walliams-harper-collins/
Read more here ⬇
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/david-walliams-harper-collins/
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
From the article: "According to industry magazines, he was responsible for 44 per cent of Harper Collins’s children’s sales in the UK in 2018."
Walliams was a gargantuan cash cow for HC. It would have taken a lot of courage for junior staff to speak out against him.
Walliams was a gargantuan cash cow for HC. It would have taken a lot of courage for junior staff to speak out against him.
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 19
The man from the zoo and the nosy neighbour are singing cheery Christmas carols!
I threatened to stop feeding them unless they start acting like real prisoners. 🎶
The man from the zoo and the nosy neighbour are singing cheery Christmas carols!
I threatened to stop feeding them unless they start acting like real prisoners. 🎶
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 19
The man from the zoo and the nosy neighbour are singing cheery Christmas carols!
I threatened to stop feeding them unless they start acting like real prisoners. 🎶
The man from the zoo and the nosy neighbour are singing cheery Christmas carols!
I threatened to stop feeding them unless they start acting like real prisoners. 🎶
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I've stopped doing #PopUpOfTheWeek, but as it's nearly Christmas, here's what you see when you look through the postbox of the concertina peepshow that comes with THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS POSTMAN by Janet and Allan Ahlberg.
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've stopped doing #PopUpOfTheWeek, but as it's nearly Christmas, here's what you see when you look through the postbox of the concertina peepshow that comes with THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS POSTMAN by Janet and Allan Ahlberg.
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
Just realised you can't really tell how big the decorations are from the original photos. Here's the miniature version of #ChristmasStreetBook.
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just realised you can't really tell how big the decorations are from the original photos. Here's the miniature version of #ChristmasStreetBook.
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
I've stopped doing #PopUpOfTheWeek, but as it's nearly Christmas, here's what you see when you look through the postbox of the concertina peepshow that comes with THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS POSTMAN by Janet and Allan Ahlberg.
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've stopped doing #PopUpOfTheWeek, but as it's nearly Christmas, here's what you see when you look through the postbox of the concertina peepshow that comes with THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS POSTMAN by Janet and Allan Ahlberg.
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
#KidLitUK #ChristmasBooks #BookSky
I scanned the covers of our family’s favourite Christmas reads – plus a few of my own festive books – to make miniature book tree decorations.
📚🎄✂️
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
📚🎄✂️
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I scanned the covers of our family’s favourite Christmas reads – plus a few of my own festive books – to make miniature book tree decorations.
📚🎄✂️
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids
📚🎄✂️
#KidLitUK #BookSky #KidLit
#ChristmasBooks #ChristmasBooksForKids