Jonathan Brandt
@jonathanbrandt.bsky.social
I’m happily married. My home is Kearney, Nebraska. Parenting, Politics, law, college football, Zelda, Weezer, neutral milk hotel, lawyer, Builders Bars Vanilla Almond, Diet Coke. iPad Wrangler, Thespian Dad, Concerts, and Trivia. Enjoy every sandwich.
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It’s only a matter of time before these folks argue Marbury v Madison is of little precedential value and need not be followed
The next time without College Football will be an election year.
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The next time without College Football will be an election year.
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College Football is BACK
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
College Football is BACK
Imagine having your entire personality impacted by the Cracker Barrel logo.
August 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Imagine having your entire personality impacted by the Cracker Barrel logo.
We did this already, right?
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We did this already, right?
He gives off big “Aunt Gladys” vibes.
August 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He gives off big “Aunt Gladys” vibes.
This is unamerican.
BREAKING WSJ:
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision
Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections and artist grants ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.
www.wsj.com
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is unamerican.
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Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...
We Made a Kids Show For Adults
YouTube video by Nebula
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August 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...
“OUR history”
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“OUR history”
Mike Flood is a savvy politician who knows exactly what he’s doing.
He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”
He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”
August 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mike Flood is a savvy politician who knows exactly what he’s doing.
He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”
He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”
What’s the German word for buying a ton of groceries and then ordering pizza?
August 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What’s the German word for buying a ton of groceries and then ordering pizza?
If we can’t get Universal Health Care, could we at least get government to provide a service of coordination of care between providers, insurers, and insureds?
Like a central administration of health?
Like a central administration of health?
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If we can’t get Universal Health Care, could we at least get government to provide a service of coordination of care between providers, insurers, and insureds?
Like a central administration of health?
Like a central administration of health?
Can we call it the “Epstein List Ballroom”?
Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill?
Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor?
Fur the lulz?
Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill?
Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor?
Fur the lulz?
August 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Can we call it the “Epstein List Ballroom”?
Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill?
Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor?
Fur the lulz?
Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill?
Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor?
Fur the lulz?
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Your world will get bigger and brighter. THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. (FUN FACT: It’s one of my favorite movies EVER.) Watch now on Digital. @mikeflanaganfilm.com @stephenking.bsky.social @neon-rated.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Your world will get bigger and brighter. THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. (FUN FACT: It’s one of my favorite movies EVER.) Watch now on Digital. @mikeflanaganfilm.com @stephenking.bsky.social @neon-rated.bsky.social
Robot pretzel maker?
July 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Robot pretzel maker?
Hey @microsoft.com As for me and my house, we NEVER want to save to one drive.
Your insistence on it is oppressive.
Your insistence on it is oppressive.
July 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hey @microsoft.com As for me and my house, we NEVER want to save to one drive.
Your insistence on it is oppressive.
Your insistence on it is oppressive.
I smell a new Coldplay song!
July 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I smell a new Coldplay song!
Surprised the Sphere in Vegas hasn’t figured out you could just play any music in there with awesome visuals and fill it up.
Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.
Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.
July 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Surprised the Sphere in Vegas hasn’t figured out you could just play any music in there with awesome visuals and fill it up.
Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.
Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.
Not a good sign for the President, imho.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not a good sign for the President, imho.
I awoke to the idea of a Bloody Mary Popsicle.
July 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I awoke to the idea of a Bloody Mary Popsicle.
Imagine taking Oasis lyrics seriously.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Imagine taking Oasis lyrics seriously.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
I’m surprised people don’t bet on the weather.
July 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’m surprised people don’t bet on the weather.
I live in a world where an AI band has 700k followers on Spotify and I’m not entirely sure if it’s just other AI bots enjoying the vibes.
July 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I live in a world where an AI band has 700k followers on Spotify and I’m not entirely sure if it’s just other AI bots enjoying the vibes.
Thankful for a perfectly chilled Diet Coke in July.
Disneyland perfect.
Disneyland perfect.
July 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Thankful for a perfectly chilled Diet Coke in July.
Disneyland perfect.
Disneyland perfect.
Starting a Month on a Tuesday should be a crime.
July 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Starting a Month on a Tuesday should be a crime.