Jonathan Brandt
@jonathanbrandt.bsky.social
I’m happily married. My home is Kearney, Nebraska. Parenting, Politics, law, college football, Zelda, Weezer, neutral milk hotel, lawyer, Builders Bars Vanilla Almond, Diet Coke. iPad Wrangler, Thespian Dad, Concerts, and Trivia. Enjoy every sandwich.
We did this already, right?
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We did this already, right?
Robot pretzel maker?
July 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Robot pretzel maker?
Not a good sign for the President, imho.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not a good sign for the President, imho.
Explain to me two years ago that these socks would become a political statement someday.
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Explain to me two years ago that these socks would become a political statement someday.
And this from my eldest at 11:30
Today. Who needs sleep anyway?
Today. Who needs sleep anyway?
June 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
And this from my eldest at 11:30
Today. Who needs sleep anyway?
Today. Who needs sleep anyway?
Achievement unlocked
June 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Achievement unlocked
Current situation:
June 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Current situation:
30’s are back bay beee
May 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
30’s are back bay beee
Scammers lack empathy.
May 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Scammers lack empathy.
May 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I had ChatGPT generate an image of me as a muppet and, as the kids say, I low-key love it.
May 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I had ChatGPT generate an image of me as a muppet and, as the kids say, I low-key love it.
You give a Fifth Grader ChatGpt for five minutes.
April 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You give a Fifth Grader ChatGpt for five minutes.
“Why won’t you clap for me!”
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“Why won’t you clap for me!”
