Jolie
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DMs open if you're a Trump appointee and want to criticize my reporting
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
DMs open if you're a Trump appointee and want to criticize my reporting
I DON'T KNOW WHO IS COOKING MEAT OVER CHARCOAL IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, BUT I AM ABOUT TO BUST UP INTO YOUR BACKYARD LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN. (Tag me in photos if you want street cred.)
April 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHO IS COOKING MEAT OVER CHARCOAL IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, BUT I AM ABOUT TO BUST UP INTO YOUR BACKYARD LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN. (Tag me in photos if you want street cred.)
Don't eff with educators. www.forbes.com/sites/adammi...
Department Of Education Says It Will Reopen Student Loan Payment Plans After Group Takes Legal Action
The Trump administration indicated that it would take steps to reopen applications for key student loan plans this week after a legal challenge. But there's a catch.
www.forbes.com
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Don't eff with educators. www.forbes.com/sites/adammi...
Your reminder that puppies make everything better:
March 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Your reminder that puppies make everything better:
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So tired of crosses hanging from the necks of people supporting cruelty, starvation, disease and fascism.
March 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So tired of crosses hanging from the necks of people supporting cruelty, starvation, disease and fascism.
Defaulting on the student loans for my doctorate to buy Veuve Clicquot before 200% tariffs kick in is my superpower. Call me Dr. Bubbles.
March 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Defaulting on the student loans for my doctorate to buy Veuve Clicquot before 200% tariffs kick in is my superpower. Call me Dr. Bubbles.
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Trump turning a big dial that says "Tariffs" on it and constantly looking back at the stock market for approval like a contestant on the price is right
March 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump turning a big dial that says "Tariffs" on it and constantly looking back at the stock market for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
March 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
I don't have any words of wisdom in these trying times, but here's my sweet new shih tzu puppy...he's a good boy.
March 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't have any words of wisdom in these trying times, but here's my sweet new shih tzu puppy...he's a good boy.
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All of this could have been avoided with a decent education system
and a population who weren't overwhelmingly afraid of book learnin'.
and a population who weren't overwhelmingly afraid of book learnin'.
March 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
All of this could have been avoided with a decent education system
and a population who weren't overwhelmingly afraid of book learnin'.
and a population who weren't overwhelmingly afraid of book learnin'.
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Thou shalt send them both to Mars 🚀
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Thou shalt send them both to Mars 🚀
I got a new puppy. He is keeping my blood pressure from reaching stroke level while watching the news. The puppy and vodka soda. With lime. Don't forget the lime.
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I got a new puppy. He is keeping my blood pressure from reaching stroke level while watching the news. The puppy and vodka soda. With lime. Don't forget the lime.
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Convicted Conman Ends Bribery and Corruption Laws
February 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Convicted Conman Ends Bribery and Corruption Laws
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What you see now is a suit and tie version of January 6th
-Lawrence O’Donnell
We are once again under attack
-Lawrence O’Donnell
We are once again under attack
February 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
What you see now is a suit and tie version of January 6th
-Lawrence O’Donnell
We are once again under attack
-Lawrence O’Donnell
We are once again under attack
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remember when reading the news just made you nauseous instead of wanting to be launched into the sun?
February 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
remember when reading the news just made you nauseous instead of wanting to be launched into the sun?
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There are definitely too many people involved in dismantling this country walking around feeling safe.
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There are definitely too many people involved in dismantling this country walking around feeling safe.
Please stop putting raisins in cookies.
December 19, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Please stop putting raisins in cookies.
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No one cares if you have no DMs in your bio okay? It’s the apocalypse. Shoot your shot. See you in Hell.
December 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
No one cares if you have no DMs in your bio okay? It’s the apocalypse. Shoot your shot. See you in Hell.
Currently reevaluating my relationship with Fireball.
December 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Currently reevaluating my relationship with Fireball.
I went to a Bath and Body Works. In a mall. In person. To shop. And I don't know who I am anymore. Or why I've been asked to repair this flux capacitor.
December 10, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I went to a Bath and Body Works. In a mall. In person. To shop. And I don't know who I am anymore. Or why I've been asked to repair this flux capacitor.
I accidentally dropped Sudafed into a Diet Dr. Pepper. What else do I need to make meth?
December 6, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I accidentally dropped Sudafed into a Diet Dr. Pepper. What else do I need to make meth?
Practicing my "on Twitter I was kind of a big deal" font.
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Practicing my "on Twitter I was kind of a big deal" font.