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John Grimes
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#moet #dietmountaindew #luxury
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July 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This doesn’t seem like a necessary social media platform
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Image of library book display labeled:

“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm
May 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I’m gonna have to take this up with The Free Speech Warriors down in Austin
And you thought the left was censorious. How about actual censoring?
I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
April 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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RFK is a murderer and a terrorist
April 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The Librarians is a must-see documentary about the recent history of book banning in the US
April 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
April 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The closest most yinzers will ever get to a Mexican is a tan white teenager taking their order in the Taco Bell drive-thru
April 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I want to be free. I want to be a comedy assassin.
I am moving to Austinastan
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I was vaccinated as a baby but I am letting my kid die of measles because I like the host of Celebrity Apprentice
March 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My favorite comedian got rich and didn’t even become a nazi!
March 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
March 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They hated Jimmy Carter because he was a nuclear physicist. Removing the solar panels was just a bonus
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m in too good of a mood, gonna ruin it by checking in on a one-sided friendship
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I play board games with chickens
I’m in the Clue Clucks Clan
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM