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John Grimes
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Comedian Guru Hero
August 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
July 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This doesn’t seem like a necessary social media platform
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Image of library book display labeled:

“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm
May 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I’m gonna have to take this up with The Free Speech Warriors down in Austin
And you thought the left was censorious. How about actual censoring?
I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It’s crazy that people still can’t see why we continue to compare the two…
April 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
April 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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RFK is a murderer and a terrorist
April 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The Librarians is a must-see documentary about the recent history of book banning in the US
April 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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American president sending random people to a torture prison run by a suave central american dictator seems like the plot of a lesser Arnold Schwartzenegger movie from the early 90s
April 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
April 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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At this stage, everyone seeking out US government websites for research, educational and informative purposes should just treat them as major sources of disinformation and stop using them.

Their reliability has been severely compromised by this administration.
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The closest most yinzers will ever get to a Mexican is a tan white teenager taking their order in the Taco Bell drive-thru
April 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I want to be free. I want to be a comedy assassin.
I am moving to Austinastan
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I was vaccinated as a baby but I am letting my kid die of measles because I like the host of Celebrity Apprentice
March 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My favorite comedian got rich and didn’t even become a nazi!
March 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
March 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They hated Jimmy Carter because he was a nuclear physicist. Removing the solar panels was just a bonus
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m in too good of a mood, gonna ruin it by checking in on a one-sided friendship
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I play board games with chickens
I’m in the Clue Clucks Clan
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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If you're ever bored archive.org is a free internet library with billions of hours of stuff between movie books music etc.
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
March 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reminder that a lot of American literacy levels aren't high enough to understand context, symbolism, or sarcasm
February 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
America! The Red (hat), White (skin), and Blue (collar cosplay)!
February 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM