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Maybe it is time to return to the real world...
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He's defo too lazy and would be sacked for not showing up!
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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You forget that he "resides" in Belgium......
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
On your show talking about the degrading of our nation flag today @mrjamesob.bsky.social, you missed a key point.

A Hell of lot of these flags are hung upside down.

Deliberately.

Our enemies are laughing at us.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Nah, Farage wants it replaced by GBNews (😂). My money is on Chris Mason.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Mogg's suit is his armour.

His cut glass accent and Etonian affectation are a force field.

Beneath them both, he's a rude, insufferable arse.
Jacob-Rees Mogg supports President Trump's right to sue the BBC

He then repeatedly asks Gillian Tett questions but doesn't let her reply, so Victoria Derbyshire has to step in and tell him off
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Reform UK Leicestershire are crooks.

They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review.

That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days.

Leader Dan Harrison is a con man.

Leicestershire you’ve been had.

leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...

#ReformLies
Firm leading council savings review could receive £30m
The county council currently needs to plug an expected £90 million gap in its day-to-day spending
leicestermercury.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The GOP health care plan, folks. Any day now.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Just learned from my mate that Greggs (yep, the sausage roll fellas) have a PUB in Newcastle! It's called The Golden Flake.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The dumbest president in history strikes again
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Little Oskar watching mice on CatsTV. 🥰🤗
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Great lass called Nikki runs my self-storage biz and now also my campervan rental biz. She deserves pay rise but she'll pay 40% tax.

She's saving for house deposit. Met with her today and told her I'd pay her deposit if she uses my broker.

Never had such a tight hug! 🤗🤗🤗🥰🥳
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Girlfriend Jen this morning: "I'm doing Sez's laundry today. Anyone else got black stuff to chuck in?"

What? I'm a goth. ALL my clothes are black! 😁
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Our two new rescue kittens have become comfortable and realised this is their home.

They've been shut in the spare bedroom for a few days but I've opened the door so they can explore and properly meet the other moggies.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Our 5 young girlies dabble in flipping catalogue returns. I've rented them a pop up store for Xmas. They open on Saturday!
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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PINNED:

I live with my 4 girlfriends:

Nita: She's a Head Chef. We're engaged. Our girlfriends are:

Manda: She's in sales/marketing.
Jen: She takes care of our flat.
Helen: She works at same place as me.

We have 5 cheeky foster kids and 6 idiot cats!

Never a dull moment!
November 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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New BBC Director Latest Odds:-

Laura Kuenssberg 4-1
Chris Mason 5-1
Nigel Farage 4-1
Rupert Lowe 5-1
Haile Selassie 14-1
Jeremy Corbyn 30-1
Boutros Boutros-Ghali 15-1
Joseph Goebbels 2-1
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Local police officer been round for coffee after his shift. He asked if I could find info on some local porch pirates.

Me: "Nope but I can lend you 30 outside cameras tonight for the most targeted homes all linked to a mate's server. Just don't ask questions."

Officer: "I'm cool with that." 😉🤫
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM