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@johnthecraptist.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Video Content Creator who’s gay and tired and always in need of a haircut. https://linktr.ee/johnthecraptist
I wrote a slightly incoherent thing abt *gestures at everything* yourgayunclejohn.substack.com/p/i-do-not-k...
I Do Not Know How To Talk About Anything
Charlie Kirk, fleeing America, darkness, light, contrast
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September 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I wrote a slightly incoherent thing abt *gestures at everything* yourgayunclejohn.substack.com/p/i-do-not-k...
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I do need reporters to remember DOJ and the FBI were never the objective authorities they've been regarded as but especially not now, so don't be surprised if they tell you that kid is the transsexual king of antifa
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I do need reporters to remember DOJ and the FBI were never the objective authorities they've been regarded as but especially not now, so don't be surprised if they tell you that kid is the transsexual king of antifa
Unfortunately I urgently need a ‘She’s the Sheriff’ reboot called ‘She’s the Warden’ in which Suzanne Somers as the titular warden is constantly getting roped into Holmes & Shah’s rivalry with Ghislaine & its also a Chicago-style musical maybe? Is this anything pls contact me abt representation thx!
August 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Unfortunately I urgently need a ‘She’s the Sheriff’ reboot called ‘She’s the Warden’ in which Suzanne Somers as the titular warden is constantly getting roped into Holmes & Shah’s rivalry with Ghislaine & its also a Chicago-style musical maybe? Is this anything pls contact me abt representation thx!
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
will be interesting to see what strategies the @democrats.org employ to try to stop The Mamdani Effect™️ in its tracks & whether Dem voters will fall for it again! Tenterhooks!
Zohran Mamdani’s win has inspired over 3400 young people to raise their hands to run for office just since Tuesday. It’s now @runforsomething.net’s biggest candidate recruitment moment since the election.
A new generation of leaders is here.
A new generation of leaders is here.
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
will be interesting to see what strategies the @democrats.org employ to try to stop The Mamdani Effect™️ in its tracks & whether Dem voters will fall for it again! Tenterhooks!
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this was always annoying, but now that there are no republicans left who even pretend to do it back, it is a level of Charlie Brown / Lucy / football clownery that no one can take anymore
Something the Mamdani win demonstrates is the extent to which the reigning cadre of ancient, establishment, centrist Dems think it’s more important to be on good terms with their GOP colleagues than it is to represent their own voters, and how thoroughly sick of this literally everyone is.
June 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
this was always annoying, but now that there are no republicans left who even pretend to do it back, it is a level of Charlie Brown / Lucy / football clownery that no one can take anymore
Thing is there are actual studies on this: Ridicule genuinely does help dismantle movements
So not only is Pedro Pascal helping trans ppl by mocking JK Rowling as the pathetic weirdo she is, but he should do it more---& the dumb resistance lib media dorks finger wagging abt it should be mocked too
So not only is Pedro Pascal helping trans ppl by mocking JK Rowling as the pathetic weirdo she is, but he should do it more---& the dumb resistance lib media dorks finger wagging abt it should be mocked too
Pedro Pascal has admitted that he worried whether or not he was helping the trans community after he called out JK Rowling.
Pedro Pascal explains why called out JK Rowling's 'loser behaviour'
Pedro Pascal has admitted he worried whether or not he was helping the trans community after he called out JK Rowling's anti-trans activism.
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June 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Thing is there are actual studies on this: Ridicule genuinely does help dismantle movements
So not only is Pedro Pascal helping trans ppl by mocking JK Rowling as the pathetic weirdo she is, but he should do it more---& the dumb resistance lib media dorks finger wagging abt it should be mocked too
So not only is Pedro Pascal helping trans ppl by mocking JK Rowling as the pathetic weirdo she is, but he should do it more---& the dumb resistance lib media dorks finger wagging abt it should be mocked too
I'm attending London’s No Kings protest on Sat, which is hilariously called “NO TYRANTS” bc there’s literally a king here (and Sat’s his bday lol). 3PM BST! - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
NO TYRANTS - London UK · No Kings
**No Tyrants!**
📆 Saturday 14 June
⏰ 3pm - 5pm BSt (This platform will NOT show the right time. It is at 3pm BST
📍US Embassy, 33 Nine Elms Lane, SW11 7US, London, UK
**In America, we don’t put up ...
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June 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm attending London’s No Kings protest on Sat, which is hilariously called “NO TYRANTS” bc there’s literally a king here (and Sat’s his bday lol). 3PM BST! - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation and you can suck on that!
Prompt post incoming: what was your first concert?
Mine: Blink-182 w/ Weezer. I was 12 and my dad took me and my friend. Mark and Tom made a lot sex jokes. Exactly the type of thing you don’t wanna experience w/ your father. Especially when you’re in middle school. Also TBS opened. I had a blast.
Mine: Blink-182 w/ Weezer. I was 12 and my dad took me and my friend. Mark and Tom made a lot sex jokes. Exactly the type of thing you don’t wanna experience w/ your father. Especially when you’re in middle school. Also TBS opened. I had a blast.
April 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation and you can suck on that!
April 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Genuinely disturbed by the mania with which basically everyone I know on TikTok dove head first into RedNote w/o reading a word of the T&Cs & has come out of it spitting propaganda after like 48hrs
P shocking reveal of the depth of ppl’s social media addiction & media illiteracy my god
P shocking reveal of the depth of ppl’s social media addiction & media illiteracy my god
January 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Genuinely disturbed by the mania with which basically everyone I know on TikTok dove head first into RedNote w/o reading a word of the T&Cs & has come out of it spitting propaganda after like 48hrs
P shocking reveal of the depth of ppl’s social media addiction & media illiteracy my god
P shocking reveal of the depth of ppl’s social media addiction & media illiteracy my god
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Better idea: pass a comprehensive data privacy bill that applies across the board... and maybe *DON'T* mimic Chinese authoritarianism by creating a "Great Firewall" of apps that aren't allowed to operate here.
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
I’m concerned that Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms. We still need a comprehensive and risk-based approach to assessing and mitigating the risks of foreign-owned apps.
January 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Better idea: pass a comprehensive data privacy bill that applies across the board... and maybe *DON'T* mimic Chinese authoritarianism by creating a "Great Firewall" of apps that aren't allowed to operate here.
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
That thing where there’s a 20-something surfer bro on Jeopardy! that has a HINT of gay in his voice so you’re like🤔& then the category is “Tearjerkers” & he SWEEPS & you’re like
January 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That thing where there’s a 20-something surfer bro on Jeopardy! that has a HINT of gay in his voice so you’re like🤔& then the category is “Tearjerkers” & he SWEEPS & you’re like
I for one am shocked that making shopping an absolutely miserable exp in myriad ways has resulted in lower sales
Btw the whole shoplifting epidemic that inspired this is fake & I wrote abt it here (sorry for the clickbait hed & framing I don’t write those ok bye) www.yourtango.com/self/people-...
Btw the whole shoplifting epidemic that inspired this is fake & I wrote abt it here (sorry for the clickbait hed & framing I don’t write those ok bye) www.yourtango.com/self/people-...
January 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I for one am shocked that making shopping an absolutely miserable exp in myriad ways has resulted in lower sales
Btw the whole shoplifting epidemic that inspired this is fake & I wrote abt it here (sorry for the clickbait hed & framing I don’t write those ok bye) www.yourtango.com/self/people-...
Btw the whole shoplifting epidemic that inspired this is fake & I wrote abt it here (sorry for the clickbait hed & framing I don’t write those ok bye) www.yourtango.com/self/people-...
Girl what lmao. Welcome to the resistance *finger to earpiece* Ste—Steve—Steve Bannon, that’s Steve Bannon
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
January 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Girl what lmao. Welcome to the resistance *finger to earpiece* Ste—Steve—Steve Bannon, that’s Steve Bannon
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
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All the positive things leftists are saying about pee pee could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers about poo poo. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
All the positive things leftists are saying about murdering health care CEOs could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers who murder abortion providers. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
December 9, 2024 at 2:04 PM
All the positive things leftists are saying about pee pee could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers about poo poo. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
Update—it seems even the legitimate blue check far right weirdos like Ben Shapiro are freaking out a bit, bc many rank and file conservatives are NOT falling in line on this whole Brian Thompson, privatized healthcare is good, actually propaganda campaign. Oops! (more screenshots in reply)
December 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Update—it seems even the legitimate blue check far right weirdos like Ben Shapiro are freaking out a bit, bc many rank and file conservatives are NOT falling in line on this whole Brian Thompson, privatized healthcare is good, actually propaganda campaign. Oops! (more screenshots in reply)
Absolutely hilarious to me that *literally overnight* my entire Twitter feed is now nothing but blue check accounts explaining why the American healthcare system is good, actually, & everyone who hates it & isn’t sad abt Brian Thompson is dumb
Elon is scared y’all🤭
Elon is scared y’all🤭
December 7, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Absolutely hilarious to me that *literally overnight* my entire Twitter feed is now nothing but blue check accounts explaining why the American healthcare system is good, actually, & everyone who hates it & isn’t sad abt Brian Thompson is dumb
Elon is scared y’all🤭
Elon is scared y’all🤭
46 yrs old & been thru so much shit you’d roll your eyes at the movie for being implausible to the point of camp
But the dead mouse I’ve just found encorpsed on my stove is what has staring out the window like a woman with nowhere to turn
But the dead mouse I’ve just found encorpsed on my stove is what has staring out the window like a woman with nowhere to turn
December 6, 2024 at 12:32 PM
46 yrs old & been thru so much shit you’d roll your eyes at the movie for being implausible to the point of camp
But the dead mouse I’ve just found encorpsed on my stove is what has staring out the window like a woman with nowhere to turn
But the dead mouse I’ve just found encorpsed on my stove is what has staring out the window like a woman with nowhere to turn
the way our most “principled leftist” “intellectuals” have been so bewitched by influence campaigns (probably from Israel itself to impact our election!) that they’re now just farting out alt right pablum is so fkng embarrassing
By next wk this goon will be doing holocaust denial, set your watch
By next wk this goon will be doing holocaust denial, set your watch
Antisemitism simply is not a significant threat in our society. It used to be, but it isn’t anymore, because our society has changed. There was a time fairly recently when I would’ve been discriminated against for being divorced from the father of my children. This never happens to me,
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 AM
the way our most “principled leftist” “intellectuals” have been so bewitched by influence campaigns (probably from Israel itself to impact our election!) that they’re now just farting out alt right pablum is so fkng embarrassing
By next wk this goon will be doing holocaust denial, set your watch
By next wk this goon will be doing holocaust denial, set your watch
lol I do not care that Biden pardoned Hunter like AT ALL when we just elected a criminal who’s been told by SCOTUS he can do crime whenever he wants & the fact that every Twitter lib is furious abt it tells me I’m absolutely right on this. Bozo behavior!!!
December 2, 2024 at 1:05 PM
lol I do not care that Biden pardoned Hunter like AT ALL when we just elected a criminal who’s been told by SCOTUS he can do crime whenever he wants & the fact that every Twitter lib is furious abt it tells me I’m absolutely right on this. Bozo behavior!!!
I love “Love Actually” because every viewing reveals yet another reason it is the most insane motion picture ever produced and a new thing that makes me say “how did this get made.” Thank god it did!!!
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I love “Love Actually” because every viewing reveals yet another reason it is the most insane motion picture ever produced and a new thing that makes me say “how did this get made.” Thank god it did!!!
absolutely losing my mind over gay muscle bear gym daddy Smokey the Bear and his hairy pecs honestly MAGA the lgbtq has gone too far!!!! (jkjkjk Smokey call me I’m just a hole🥰)
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 PM
absolutely losing my mind over gay muscle bear gym daddy Smokey the Bear and his hairy pecs honestly MAGA the lgbtq has gone too far!!!! (jkjkjk Smokey call me I’m just a hole🥰)
Couldn’t have happened to a better piece of shit (zuck)🥳
Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a better piece of shit (zuck)🥳
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.