John, as in going to the
@johnthecraptist.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Video Content Creator who’s gay and tired and always in need of a haircut. https://linktr.ee/johnthecraptist
Unfortunately I urgently need a ‘She’s the Sheriff’ reboot called ‘She’s the Warden’ in which Suzanne Somers as the titular warden is constantly getting roped into Holmes & Shah’s rivalry with Ghislaine & its also a Chicago-style musical maybe? Is this anything pls contact me abt representation thx!
August 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Unfortunately I urgently need a ‘She’s the Sheriff’ reboot called ‘She’s the Warden’ in which Suzanne Somers as the titular warden is constantly getting roped into Holmes & Shah’s rivalry with Ghislaine & its also a Chicago-style musical maybe? Is this anything pls contact me abt representation thx!
April 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That thing where there’s a 20-something surfer bro on Jeopardy! that has a HINT of gay in his voice so you’re like🤔& then the category is “Tearjerkers” & he SWEEPS & you’re like
January 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That thing where there’s a 20-something surfer bro on Jeopardy! that has a HINT of gay in his voice so you’re like🤔& then the category is “Tearjerkers” & he SWEEPS & you’re like
Girl what lmao. Welcome to the resistance *finger to earpiece* Ste—Steve—Steve Bannon, that’s Steve Bannon
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
January 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Girl what lmao. Welcome to the resistance *finger to earpiece* Ste—Steve—Steve Bannon, that’s Steve Bannon
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
we truly live in fascinatingly weird times
Not going well girls!
December 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Not going well girls!
Update—it seems even the legitimate blue check far right weirdos like Ben Shapiro are freaking out a bit, bc many rank and file conservatives are NOT falling in line on this whole Brian Thompson, privatized healthcare is good, actually propaganda campaign. Oops! (more screenshots in reply)
December 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Update—it seems even the legitimate blue check far right weirdos like Ben Shapiro are freaking out a bit, bc many rank and file conservatives are NOT falling in line on this whole Brian Thompson, privatized healthcare is good, actually propaganda campaign. Oops! (more screenshots in reply)
Absolutely hilarious to me that *literally overnight* my entire Twitter feed is now nothing but blue check accounts explaining why the American healthcare system is good, actually, & everyone who hates it & isn’t sad abt Brian Thompson is dumb
Elon is scared y’all🤭
Elon is scared y’all🤭
December 7, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Absolutely hilarious to me that *literally overnight* my entire Twitter feed is now nothing but blue check accounts explaining why the American healthcare system is good, actually, & everyone who hates it & isn’t sad abt Brian Thompson is dumb
Elon is scared y’all🤭
Elon is scared y’all🤭
absolutely losing my mind over gay muscle bear gym daddy Smokey the Bear and his hairy pecs honestly MAGA the lgbtq has gone too far!!!! (jkjkjk Smokey call me I’m just a hole🥰)
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 PM
absolutely losing my mind over gay muscle bear gym daddy Smokey the Bear and his hairy pecs honestly MAGA the lgbtq has gone too far!!!! (jkjkjk Smokey call me I’m just a hole🥰)
just bought 15 boxes of Christmas lights at Home Depot on Oct 1
October 1, 2023 at 11:07 PM
just bought 15 boxes of Christmas lights at Home Depot on Oct 1
In conclusion suburban living is wild
September 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM
In conclusion suburban living is wild
Anyway exclusive photo of me sitting in the corner of this breastaurant reading a Cheryl Strayed book while eating a salad
September 27, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Anyway exclusive photo of me sitting in the corner of this breastaurant reading a Cheryl Strayed book while eating a salad
Yeah the theme here is definitely tiddies not mountains
A reminder that I have congenital dumb b¡tch disease and there is no cure. Pls donate.
A reminder that I have congenital dumb b¡tch disease and there is no cure. Pls donate.
September 27, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Yeah the theme here is definitely tiddies not mountains
A reminder that I have congenital dumb b¡tch disease and there is no cure. Pls donate.
A reminder that I have congenital dumb b¡tch disease and there is no cure. Pls donate.
Not now honey daddy’s having a complete mental collapse over the fact this tree’s already changing on August 16
August 16, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Not now honey daddy’s having a complete mental collapse over the fact this tree’s already changing on August 16
Absurdly big popcorn.✅Big pink cherry icee✅Insanely cringe Chalamet Wonka trailer✅Fu¢k me up, Gerwig LFG #Barbie (do we do hashtags here idk this is my first bluesky or whatever we call them idk bye!)
July 24, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Absurdly big popcorn.✅Big pink cherry icee✅Insanely cringe Chalamet Wonka trailer✅Fu¢k me up, Gerwig LFG #Barbie (do we do hashtags here idk this is my first bluesky or whatever we call them idk bye!)