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PARODY, IRONY, BOURBON AND BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS. Not necessarily in that order.
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The WH threatening any Republican that signs the Epstein discharge petition.

It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.

In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Gavin Newsom, for the win! Let's fucking go! 🙌💪👏✊👇
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Current statistics:

Cops kill 3-6 people a day

Cops kill 25 dogs a day

Cops are responsible for 1/3 of all stranger murders

Nearly half of all cops *admit* to beating their partners

Cops steal more money per year than all robberies combined

Cops solve 2% of major crimes

Cops earn ~ $80k/year
September 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 79-year-old dumbfuck.
June 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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"How does it feel to get arrested at 87 years old?

He said "I'm just beginning!"
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I DO A LOT AND NEVER GET CREDIT FOR ANYTHING!!

BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU WHINEY, PATHETIC, EGOTISTICAL, LITTLE BITCH!!
Me, me, me, me, me! Everything is about me!! Everyone should thank me!! Poor me!!
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You cannot make this shit up: In the Trump-loving MAGA neighborhood of Lubbock, Texas, authorites arrested 244 child sex offenders and rescued 109 children. Like they are about Trump being the featured pedo throughout the Epstein files, Fox News has been very quiet about it. 😳👇
June 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Old man can’t even stay awake for his BD parade.
#Sad
June 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Look who was meeting up with her scumbag murdering MAGAt husband with money, passports and weapons! She knows where he's holed up but it doesn't look like she's going to share. I'm sure there will be updates forthcoming!
#MAGAtMurderer #FuckMAGA #RESIST #Minnesota
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Accused Minnesota assassin Vance Boelter’s wife detained after traffic stop — cops find passports and weapon in car: report
It is not clear whether the Boetlers lived with each other
nypost.com
June 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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OMG, y’all. ROTFL🤣

It looks like Trump had crowd-size issues again.

What a fantastic way to close #ObamaDay

Please pass it on so others can see what an epic failure he is.

#NoKings
June 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Provincetown is a small town, and it’s raining today, but I did a quick headcount and we’ve got 500+ people at our drag-queen-hosted #NoKings rally!
June 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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🤣😂
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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No Kings Day is here. Today is going to be one of the biggest and most widespread days of peaceful protest in American history, with millions of Americans taking to the streets in every state. This land is our land and we don’t do kings here. Please join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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So this week we’ve had a man impersonating an ICE agent tie up a woman and steal $1000; a man impersonating a police officer assassinate a top Democratic politician & her husband (and shoot another Democrat & his wife); and a man impersonating a king hold a military parade for his birthday
June 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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This is why I wrote my pinned report, which draws from my time as a criminal defense attorney.

This jackass says he’s going to define “get violent” for the people in his county...

...but the *first six offenses he names* are non-violent offenses.

They are changing definitions to justify fascism.
Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey just said, "We will kill you graveyard dead."
June 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Brown-skinned workers erect fencing for Trump’s birthday/Army’s 250th birthday. Unbothered. Meanwhile,brown-skinned workers in CA are grabbed by ICE, the city is invaded by military. The double standard when Trump wants something…is disgusting #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
IF!!!!!!!! IF?????? WTF!!!!
10 days ago Hakeem Jeffries said House Ds would "respond in a time, place, and manner of our choosing" & the response would "be continuous and it will meet the moment" after a Nadler aide was handcuffed. He has done nothing.

If he had courage Dems would file impeachment resolutions vs Noem today.
Asked about a Dem response to a Rep. Nadler aide being handcuffed by DHS agents inside his congressional office —

@RepJeffries: “We will respond in a time, place, and manner of our choosing… it will be continuous and it will meet the moment.”

BASH: “What does that mean?”
June 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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10 days ago Hakeem Jeffries said House Ds would "respond in a time, place, and manner of our choosing" & the response would "be continuous and it will meet the moment" after a Nadler aide was handcuffed. He has done nothing.

If he had courage Dems would file impeachment resolutions vs Noem today.
Asked about a Dem response to a Rep. Nadler aide being handcuffed by DHS agents inside his congressional office —

@RepJeffries: “We will respond in a time, place, and manner of our choosing… it will be continuous and it will meet the moment.”

BASH: “What does that mean?”
June 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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In light of what has happened to Senator Padilla and Congresswoman McIver, I want everyone to know that we are not alone.

16 other countries are joining the #NoKings protests in solidarity with us.

This is now a global action.

www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=d...
No Kings
On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...
www.nokings.org
June 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Fewer and NOT one…
June 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This is an extraordinary moment in the descent into fascism - imagine a white senator attending a press event - and being put on the ground and cuffed ?
You can’t imagine that can you ?
Fascism
Sen. Alex Padilla forcibly removed, arrested, and thrown to the ground for asking DHS Sec. Kristi Noem a question in LA.

Make no mistake. This is Fascism.
June 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Senator Alex Padilla of California was removed by force from Kristi Noem’s presser and handcuffed for his free speech. This is what a fascist regime does that rejects the laws of the US. It should horrify every American. Let’s stop pretending we are approaching authoritarian rule. We are there.
June 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM