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johnnyv6.bsky.social
@johnnyv6.bsky.social
PARODY, IRONY, BOURBON AND BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS. Not necessarily in that order.
You have the bestest brother and sister ever. They've got lots to teach you and lots of love too. And I bet you have a few tricks up your sleeve too.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do you get along with Pip?
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Awwww....Neelix. You found the bestest home ever. Did you get some of them Churu lickee snacks? Yummy. No home should ever be without an orange baby!! It should be mandatory!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hi Neelix. Are you Keesje's little brother? You are adorable! Somehow I missed you getting your new home. Are you keeping Keesje and Pip in line?
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hi xena. Its me little t!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted
Current statistics:

Cops kill 3-6 people a day

Cops kill 25 dogs a day

Cops are responsible for 1/3 of all stranger murders

Nearly half of all cops *admit* to beating their partners

Cops steal more money per year than all robberies combined

Cops solve 2% of major crimes

Cops earn ~ $80k/year
September 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This will go titts up.
June 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
HeeeHeee!! The bestest!!
June 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM