Johnny Proctor
@johnnyproctor.bsky.social
Scottish author. Ninety, Ninety Six, Noughty & Muirhouse, amongst other crime novels. flame-throwing lunatic: volume 2 - long live the ching OUT NOW on paperback, Kindle & Apple Books
*Absolutely nothing to do with witches in Salem, America.
*Absolutely nothing to do with witches in Salem, America.
Pinned
Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.
April 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.
Open To Close: Mexico.
One week today ⏰
One week today ⏰
April 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Open To Close: Mexico.
One week today ⏰
One week today ⏰
Reposted by Johnny Proctor
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
March 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Johnny Proctor
Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
Open To Close: Mexico.
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Open To Close: Mexico.
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas
Happy thanksgiving, y’all.
November 28, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Happy thanksgiving, y’all.
Has anyone seen a crime authors starter pack on here yet. Looking to have my name added to one while seeing who else to follow 📚
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Has anyone seen a crime authors starter pack on here yet. Looking to have my name added to one while seeing who else to follow 📚
The moment that a *lot* of white people found out that they could dance.
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
The moment that a *lot* of white people found out that they could dance.
I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters.
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters.
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
I’ve just come out the other end of a two chapter (one Zico one Si) 14k word visit to a Medellin barrio for Zico and Si. If you’ve read the Zico trilogy then you may have an idea of the events that take place up in comuna eight!
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 AM
I’ve just come out the other end of a two chapter (one Zico one Si) 14k word visit to a Medellin barrio for Zico and Si. If you’ve read the Zico trilogy then you may have an idea of the events that take place up in comuna eight!
So does he just keep some loose gear sitting in his pocket for the sake of easiness then?
Looks like it snowed today at the starship launch. #donjr
November 20, 2024 at 11:12 AM
So does he just keep some loose gear sitting in his pocket for the sake of easiness then?
I feel sorry for the post match drug testers because they won’t know which Scotland players to pick by the end of this match if one half is anything to go on.
They’re playing like Brazil 82 at times.
They’re playing like Brazil 82 at times.
November 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I feel sorry for the post match drug testers because they won’t know which Scotland players to pick by the end of this match if one half is anything to go on.
They’re playing like Brazil 82 at times.
They’re playing like Brazil 82 at times.
Introduce yourself with four footballers…
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Introduce yourself with four footballers…
*Did* write 6k words today for a chapter so despite yesterday’s clear procrastinating I still managed some creativity out of the weekend.
Now to do that for the coming week, minus buying tuxedos and learning how to make kebabs.
Now to do that for the coming week, minus buying tuxedos and learning how to make kebabs.
Huge fan of me saying I would take today out to write and, instead, went out to Edinburgh and bought a tuxedo and came home and made honey chilli skewered kebabs for the first time.
November 17, 2024 at 10:53 PM
*Did* write 6k words today for a chapter so despite yesterday’s clear procrastinating I still managed some creativity out of the weekend.
Now to do that for the coming week, minus buying tuxedos and learning how to make kebabs.
Now to do that for the coming week, minus buying tuxedos and learning how to make kebabs.
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
For a fan base who the majority have always hated their modern day version - me included - this was just the best news today, finding that Ajax are going back to their old badge, permanently ❌❌❌
November 17, 2024 at 10:11 PM
For a fan base who the majority have always hated their modern day version - me included - this was just the best news today, finding that Ajax are going back to their old badge, permanently ❌❌❌
I got one of those for my birthday when I was in primary school. The ‘remote control’ was connected to the video recorder via a lead.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I got one of those for my birthday when I was in primary school. The ‘remote control’ was connected to the video recorder via a lead.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
I’m going early tonight with the #raveyardshift
Might be early but *anytime* is a good time for some Choo Choo 🚂💨💨
youtu.be/HSgQZx4yYc8?...
Might be early but *anytime* is a good time for some Choo Choo 🚂💨💨
youtu.be/HSgQZx4yYc8?...
Blazing
YouTube video by Harry Romero - Topic
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November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I’m going early tonight with the #raveyardshift
Might be early but *anytime* is a good time for some Choo Choo 🚂💨💨
youtu.be/HSgQZx4yYc8?...
Might be early but *anytime* is a good time for some Choo Choo 🚂💨💨
youtu.be/HSgQZx4yYc8?...
Two things I wish I hadn’t seen this week.
1. Elon Musk’s, unexplainable, upside down pregnant belly.
2. That Mike Tyson fight.
Still one day to go. I hope Sunday takes a day off.
1. Elon Musk’s, unexplainable, upside down pregnant belly.
2. That Mike Tyson fight.
Still one day to go. I hope Sunday takes a day off.
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Two things I wish I hadn’t seen this week.
1. Elon Musk’s, unexplainable, upside down pregnant belly.
2. That Mike Tyson fight.
Still one day to go. I hope Sunday takes a day off.
1. Elon Musk’s, unexplainable, upside down pregnant belly.
2. That Mike Tyson fight.
Still one day to go. I hope Sunday takes a day off.