Johnny Proctor
@johnnyproctor.bsky.social
Scottish author. Ninety, Ninety Six, Noughty & Muirhouse, amongst other crime novels. flame-throwing lunatic: volume 2 - long live the ching OUT NOW on paperback, Kindle & Apple Books
*Absolutely nothing to do with witches in Salem, America.
*Absolutely nothing to do with witches in Salem, America.
God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.
April 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.
Open To Close: Mexico.
One week today ⏰
One week today ⏰
April 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Open To Close: Mexico.
One week today ⏰
One week today ⏰
March 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon.
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest!
🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
23-4-2025 🇲🇽
Open To Close: Mexico.
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Open To Close: Mexico.
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
(And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀)
Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳
‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas
Happy thanksgiving, y’all.
November 28, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Happy thanksgiving, y’all.
I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.
Javier Pena, DEA
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Javier Pena, DEA
Steve Murphy, DEA
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Steve Murphy, DEA
Don Berna, La oficina envigado, Medellin.
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Don Berna, La oficina envigado, Medellin.
Hector Palma, Sinaloa Cartel
November 22, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Hector Palma, Sinaloa Cartel
Pablo Acosta, Juarez Cartel
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Pablo Acosta, Juarez Cartel
The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters.
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters.
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
A 🧵
Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel
Introduce yourself with four footballers…
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Introduce yourself with four footballers…
I love that this ethos has been on the supporters club website for years. They’ll now be able to move it over to their list of achievements 😂
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I love that this ethos has been on the supporters club website for years. They’ll now be able to move it over to their list of achievements 😂
When they brought out this one in 2021 it had record sales and is still the most common one you see inside the stadium, despite being old. Obviously due to the ‘one off’ badge!
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
When they brought out this one in 2021 it had record sales and is still the most common one you see inside the stadium, despite being old. Obviously due to the ‘one off’ badge!
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
For a fan base who the majority have always hated their modern day version - me included - this was just the best news today, finding that Ajax are going back to their old badge, permanently ❌❌❌
November 17, 2024 at 10:11 PM
For a fan base who the majority have always hated their modern day version - me included - this was just the best news today, finding that Ajax are going back to their old badge, permanently ❌❌❌
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Waiting on the next Dundee United match …
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Waiting on the next Dundee United match …
2 minutes over the hour parking in Edinburgh city centre and had to pay for an extra hour as a result.
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 PM
2 minutes over the hour parking in Edinburgh city centre and had to pay for an extra hour as a result.
@yippeesunshine.bsky.social @webbo23.bsky.social
Proper charcoal ones today 🔥🔥
I should probably stick a few lottery tickets on today, tbf.
Proper charcoal ones today 🔥🔥
I should probably stick a few lottery tickets on today, tbf.
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM
@yippeesunshine.bsky.social @webbo23.bsky.social
Proper charcoal ones today 🔥🔥
I should probably stick a few lottery tickets on today, tbf.
Proper charcoal ones today 🔥🔥
I should probably stick a few lottery tickets on today, tbf.