Johnny Proctor
@johnnyproctor.bsky.social
Scottish author. Ninety, Ninety Six, Noughty & Muirhouse, amongst other crime novels. flame-throwing lunatic: volume 2 - long live the ching OUT NOW on paperback, Kindle & Apple Books
*Absolutely nothing to do with witches in Salem, America.
*Absolutely nothing to do with witches in Salem, America.
We have season tickets for the place!
April 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We have season tickets for the place!
I mean, what was the chances of that?! 😂
April 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I mean, what was the chances of that?! 😂
YURRRRSSSSS 💪
(I couldn’t find the pineapples in Aldi so went to plan B)
(I couldn’t find the pineapples in Aldi so went to plan B)
April 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
YURRRRSSSSS 💪
(I couldn’t find the pineapples in Aldi so went to plan B)
(I couldn’t find the pineapples in Aldi so went to plan B)
Tremendous, mate. Much appreciated.
It’s about time the boy Zico was brought back! Probably not the wisest place in the world for him to be kicking around though!
It’s about time the boy Zico was brought back! Probably not the wisest place in the world for him to be kicking around though!
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Tremendous, mate. Much appreciated.
It’s about time the boy Zico was brought back! Probably not the wisest place in the world for him to be kicking around though!
It’s about time the boy Zico was brought back! Probably not the wisest place in the world for him to be kicking around though!
Ha ha rarer than a blue moon, as a well. Me having those on ///
March 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Ha ha rarer than a blue moon, as a well. Me having those on ///
Completely forgot to mention that the airport I was picking her up at wasn’t in the U.K!
December 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Completely forgot to mention that the airport I was picking her up at wasn’t in the U.K!
Sadly not, mate. Agreed to pick my wife up at the airport tomorrow and wouldn’t make it there in time. Will watch it via other ways!
December 25, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Sadly not, mate. Agreed to pick my wife up at the airport tomorrow and wouldn’t make it there in time. Will watch it via other ways!
There’s a boy in one of my novels who’s doing life in Barlinnie because he killed his brother on Christmas Day for doing it 😂
December 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
There’s a boy in one of my novels who’s doing life in Barlinnie because he killed his brother on Christmas Day for doing it 😂
The Hunter, mate. The one based in Palermo 🤌
November 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
The Hunter, mate. The one based in Palermo 🤌
Any country that does that are for the watching.
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Any country that does that are for the watching.
And I’ve seen more than one person - post United match - shout for Barry Ferguson to replace Clement. It’s a game of opinions but, even so, my brain gets fried by what goes through some supporter’s minds.
November 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
And I’ve seen more than one person - post United match - shout for Barry Ferguson to replace Clement. It’s a game of opinions but, even so, my brain gets fried by what goes through some supporter’s minds.
Take Cerny out of the team today and I reckon we’d have been comfy for our win. I’ve seen some unreal Rangers teams over the years but this one isn’t one of them, mate.
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Take Cerny out of the team today and I reckon we’d have been comfy for our win. I’ve seen some unreal Rangers teams over the years but this one isn’t one of them, mate.
Ha ha I’ve always thought there was a major flaw with that song title 😂
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Ha ha I’ve always thought there was a major flaw with that song title 😂