Johnny Barnstorm
@johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social
Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast.
The other night I couldn't fall asleep because I couldn't stop thinking about how much I hated the film Pay It Forward
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The other night I couldn't fall asleep because I couldn't stop thinking about how much I hated the film Pay It Forward
Only six years late, here's my review of the Grandia II HD Remaster on Nintendo Switch! There's the voice of a ninja turtle being a Dennis Leary style jerk! Mareg's big bara tiddies! A gay bird! And so much more! youtu.be/2SjtDqRdA_E
Grandia II HD Remaster For Nintendo Switch Review | Can A Dreamcast Classic Make the Switch?
YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo
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January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Only six years late, here's my review of the Grandia II HD Remaster on Nintendo Switch! There's the voice of a ninja turtle being a Dennis Leary style jerk! Mareg's big bara tiddies! A gay bird! And so much more! youtu.be/2SjtDqRdA_E
So my last video has about 17k views on YouTube, which is a lot for me, but about one in five comments is angry that I mentioned bluesky and at this point I'm just having fun engaging with them
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
So my last video has about 17k views on YouTube, which is a lot for me, but about one in five comments is angry that I mentioned bluesky and at this point I'm just having fun engaging with them
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started playing pokemon ruby, my boyfriend wanted me to use a skitty so say hello to Miss Cigarettes
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
started playing pokemon ruby, my boyfriend wanted me to use a skitty so say hello to Miss Cigarettes
Why are you gay?
January 4, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Why are you gay?
I was outside during the day yesterday.
January 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I was outside during the day yesterday.
At least we won't get two years of Matt Stone and Trey Parker's increasingly shitty takes on this
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
At least we won't get two years of Matt Stone and Trey Parker's increasingly shitty takes on this
I can't not see it
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I can't not see it
I forgot to screenshot the one where they called it pedosky before I deleted it
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I forgot to screenshot the one where they called it pedosky before I deleted it
I can usually deal with Vancouver's "one lane is going 20 below the speed limit and one is going 30 above" traffic but coming down from mount seymour and going the speed limit enraged some drivers since it's only one lane, one guy tried to overtake me over a double yellow line and almost hit a bus
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can usually deal with Vancouver's "one lane is going 20 below the speed limit and one is going 30 above" traffic but coming down from mount seymour and going the speed limit enraged some drivers since it's only one lane, one guy tried to overtake me over a double yellow line and almost hit a bus
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🎅🏿Better late than never 🎅🏿
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🎅🏿Better late than never 🎅🏿
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Kirby - Celestial Tango t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/Hazolrj #ad
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kirby - Celestial Tango t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/Hazolrj #ad
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October 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I went to Ferda Boyz Burgers with @rufusthesable.bsky.social ! I know @jerrycakes.bsky.social would like this place.
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I went to Ferda Boyz Burgers with @rufusthesable.bsky.social ! I know @jerrycakes.bsky.social would like this place.
My hot prediction is that the Ford F150 Lightning EV is going to be a cult classic in the same vein as Honda Element due to just how crazy useful it is
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My hot prediction is that the Ford F150 Lightning EV is going to be a cult classic in the same vein as Honda Element due to just how crazy useful it is
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
A new video, in which I try out some "CRT scanlines make things magically look better" memes and see how they look, at first on my HD WEGA and then on a 13" Sharp cheapo TV. Also my WEGA started dying during the filming. RIP.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzaZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzaZ...
Was I Wrong? Are CRTs Actually Magic?
YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A new video, in which I try out some "CRT scanlines make things magically look better" memes and see how they look, at first on my HD WEGA and then on a 13" Sharp cheapo TV. Also my WEGA started dying during the filming. RIP.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzaZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzaZ...
My car is not optimistic with its winter range.
December 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My car is not optimistic with its winter range.
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Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth (3DS) restock at VGP ($32.90 US Dollars) buff.ly/92f8dFg #ad
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth (3DS) restock at VGP ($32.90 US Dollars) buff.ly/92f8dFg #ad
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I'm shocked that two of the hosts of the podcast I'm on had not seen the 2015 office style muppets sitcom that got cancelled after a season
a teddy bear is driving a car and says " when your online profile says " passionate bear looking for love " .
ALT: a teddy bear is driving a car and says " when your online profile says " passionate bear looking for love " .
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December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm shocked that two of the hosts of the podcast I'm on had not seen the 2015 office style muppets sitcom that got cancelled after a season
Going for a lovely little winter drive on youtube streaming, please join me as I try to follow all the UK traffic laws www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEK...
Johnny Goes For A Lovely Winter Drive
YouTube video by Square Roots Podcast
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Going for a lovely little winter drive on youtube streaming, please join me as I try to follow all the UK traffic laws www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEK...
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Are you good at wrapping presents or are you a top?
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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TikTok is just America's Funniest People for the 20s.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
TikTok is just America's Funniest People for the 20s.
Updating my imdb for the year. Added something like 24 credits this year (18 were individual episodes of two shows) so overall a busy but good year for me!
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Updating my imdb for the year. Added something like 24 credits this year (18 were individual episodes of two shows) so overall a busy but good year for me!