Johnny Barnstorm
@johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social
Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast.
You wanna rumble in my jungle?
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space?
I'll put my lazer on stun. And on the north pole I'll ice you, son.
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space?
I'll put my lazer on stun. And on the north pole I'll ice you, son.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
You wanna rumble in my jungle?
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space?
I'll put my lazer on stun. And on the north pole I'll ice you, son.
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space?
I'll put my lazer on stun. And on the north pole I'll ice you, son.
Hello, my brain isn't great tonight, but here's my workout outfit. I hope you like it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hello, my brain isn't great tonight, but here's my workout outfit. I hope you like it.
I installed the Square Home launcher and it is a fully functional Windows Phone Livetile setup for Android. It asked me to link my photos folder to the top but just to keep everything SFW I am linking it to my PSN App stills download folder so there's apt of heavy rain showing up
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I installed the Square Home launcher and it is a fully functional Windows Phone Livetile setup for Android. It asked me to link my photos folder to the top but just to keep everything SFW I am linking it to my PSN App stills download folder so there's apt of heavy rain showing up
An important update about my reading glasses.
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
An important update about my reading glasses.
Okay, so I traded in a bunch of games that I wasn't super attached to to Willow Games here in Vancouver and here's what I picked up! Lemme know your thoughts.
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Okay, so I traded in a bunch of games that I wasn't super attached to to Willow Games here in Vancouver and here's what I picked up! Lemme know your thoughts.
Maybe a lil overcooked but it smells good
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Maybe a lil overcooked but it smells good
EAT THIS CHILDHOOD ME
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
EAT THIS CHILDHOOD ME
At the bear port.
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
At the bear port.
Today I'm an AirBear. A bear of the air.
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Today I'm an AirBear. A bear of the air.
also this chicken is thinking about the gender binary
and accessibility
and accessibility
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
also this chicken is thinking about the gender binary
and accessibility
and accessibility
who wants dessert
October 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
who wants dessert
Ooo another guest editorial from Professor Wrongo of the Bad Advice Institute
October 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ooo another guest editorial from Professor Wrongo of the Bad Advice Institute
this is a meme for canadians, americans look away.
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
this is a meme for canadians, americans look away.
I'm watching YouTube on a plane. Is this the future
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm watching YouTube on a plane. Is this the future
Oof three broken / put of service chargers in a row in Vamcouver tonight. Fourth was just super slow so I charged to 30% and now I'm charging out at the new BC Hydro ones in Langley which are nice and fast.
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Oof three broken / put of service chargers in a row in Vamcouver tonight. Fourth was just super slow so I charged to 30% and now I'm charging out at the new BC Hydro ones in Langley which are nice and fast.
Look what I got. It's the first dishwasher I've had since 2015
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Look what I got. It's the first dishwasher I've had since 2015
My favourite photo of my parents that I have is this still of them from the game show Chain Reaction.
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My favourite photo of my parents that I have is this still of them from the game show Chain Reaction.
void cats sure do like sprawling
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
void cats sure do like sprawling
gosh that's my cat's doppelcatter
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
gosh that's my cat's doppelcatter
Replacing my nightmare original work photo with something that doesn't make me look like Darth Vader when he took off his mask and then did whippets
October 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Replacing my nightmare original work photo with something that doesn't make me look like Darth Vader when he took off his mask and then did whippets
people deal with grief differently, I couldn't sleep (I work nights) so I made a quick silly youtube short
October 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
people deal with grief differently, I couldn't sleep (I work nights) so I made a quick silly youtube short
Working on the first game to rank in the Gayest Games of All Time, Vigilante, based on a discussion I recorded on the game with @rufusthesable.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Working on the first game to rank in the Gayest Games of All Time, Vigilante, based on a discussion I recorded on the game with @rufusthesable.bsky.social
Some secret Canadian content in the new Wolverine trailer.
September 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Some secret Canadian content in the new Wolverine trailer.
oh no don't ruin it the way he ruined that SNES super soccer game
September 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
oh no don't ruin it the way he ruined that SNES super soccer game