John Hatch
@johnhatch.bsky.social
Author of "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDER?" CLUE AND THE MAKING OF A CULT CLASSIC.
Movies, baseball, books, and food, not necessarily in that order.
Movies, baseball, books, and food, not necessarily in that order.
"Yeah, he's a pedophile, but he's GOD's pedophile."
Sloppy Steve doing damage control with the cult today trying to talk them off the ledge.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Yeah, he's a pedophile, but he's GOD's pedophile."
“Miss the northern light today? Don’t worry, AI will be able to show you fake pictures of the aurora borealis so you can stay at your desk and provide shareholder value while a robot has sex with your wife.” —AI ads tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Miss the northern light today? Don’t worry, AI will be able to show you fake pictures of the aurora borealis so you can stay at your desk and provide shareholder value while a robot has sex with your wife.” —AI ads tomorrow
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If a filmmaker is gonna do one for the money, the high bars are DePalma's The Untouchables and Mission: Impossible. Make it so good that it never occurs to anyone to ask about your motivation for making it. So good that they're just grateful it exists.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If a filmmaker is gonna do one for the money, the high bars are DePalma's The Untouchables and Mission: Impossible. Make it so good that it never occurs to anyone to ask about your motivation for making it. So good that they're just grateful it exists.
This Thursday the good people at @tcmtv.bsky.social are giving us a slew of classic whodunits, including Perry Mason, Philo Vance, two Agatha Christies, Hildegarde Withers, the best Thin Man movie, and The Last of Sheila. All delightful gems, a couple stone-cold classics.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This Thursday the good people at @tcmtv.bsky.social are giving us a slew of classic whodunits, including Perry Mason, Philo Vance, two Agatha Christies, Hildegarde Withers, the best Thin Man movie, and The Last of Sheila. All delightful gems, a couple stone-cold classics.
For about 3 months out of the year Costco has Kirkland Signature DOP certified imported Italian plum tomatoes and when I tell you I STOCK UP.
i find every story about costco's brand strategy and overall approach completely fascinating.
Why Costco Went All in on Kirkland — and How It Paid Off | WSJ Case Study
YouTube video by The Wall Street Journal
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November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
For about 3 months out of the year Costco has Kirkland Signature DOP certified imported Italian plum tomatoes and when I tell you I STOCK UP.
I’ve had the worst migraine of my life the last 24 hours but as it’s been fading TCM is showing Casablanca and it’s healing my soul.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ve had the worst migraine of my life the last 24 hours but as it’s been fading TCM is showing Casablanca and it’s healing my soul.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Hard not to conclude this happened because a few people were personally affected at the airport this week.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hard not to conclude this happened because a few people were personally affected at the airport this week.
If I get a Dem fundraising text tonight someone’s gonna have to smash my phone or my reply will get me arrested.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If I get a Dem fundraising text tonight someone’s gonna have to smash my phone or my reply will get me arrested.
Don’t worry, everyone, here comes Chuck Schumer to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don’t worry, everyone, here comes Chuck Schumer to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
This is the guy @schumer.senate.gov is about to cave to? Truly astounding stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is the guy @schumer.senate.gov is about to cave to? Truly astounding stuff.
Not a day goes by when I don't think of that @darthbluesky.bsky.social post that too many of these guys think this is a little anomaly and any day now they'll be back to having Seersucker Suit Day and Congressional softball games.
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
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November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not a day goes by when I don't think of that @darthbluesky.bsky.social post that too many of these guys think this is a little anomaly and any day now they'll be back to having Seersucker Suit Day and Congressional softball games.
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When you are a member of the wealthy and corrupt ruling class and also a dork
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When you are a member of the wealthy and corrupt ruling class and also a dork
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
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we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
LOL
In a post to social media, Tim Ballard accuses "Deep Church" entities within The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints of conspiring to have him excommunicated and to destroy his reputation.
Tim Ballard says LDS Church ‘excommunicated’ and plotted against him
In a post to social media, Tim Ballard accuses "Deep Church" entities within The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints of conspiring to have him excommunicated and to destroy his reputation.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
LOL
I'd like to be known as "the sandwich guy" for throwing a sandwich at ICE and not the other thing (eating a lot of sandwiches).
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'd like to be known as "the sandwich guy" for throwing a sandwich at ICE and not the other thing (eating a lot of sandwiches).
It can feel overwhelming because the United States is a *really* big country. You look around and it feels like they're everywhere. But they aren't. A few million of these racist assholes is a fraction of this country. There are so many more of us than there are of them.
It's been a long year, a sad year, a despairing year, but I do feel better after these past few days of learning beyond a shadow of any doubt that almost everybody hates these motherfuckers, wishes them nothing but the worst, and wants to see them fail.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It can feel overwhelming because the United States is a *really* big country. You look around and it feels like they're everywhere. But they aren't. A few million of these racist assholes is a fraction of this country. There are so many more of us than there are of them.
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They’re calling it the most bugged item in existence
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
They’re calling it the most bugged item in existence
Mamdani wins by 8.8% points: Not a big deal, chill out.
Trump wins by 1.5%: A sweeping, decisive victory that gives him a mandate to remake America
You should've already canceled your NYT subscription over their dog shit trans "reporting," but stop reading these embarrassing pundits.
Trump wins by 1.5%: A sweeping, decisive victory that gives him a mandate to remake America
You should've already canceled your NYT subscription over their dog shit trans "reporting," but stop reading these embarrassing pundits.
the race to declare that this is not a game changing victory is in full force. the biggest trolls, shit stirrers, naysayers, and oppositionally defiant idiots will be out in force today trying to get you to temper your joy. fuck them. hold on to your hope
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Mamdani wins by 8.8% points: Not a big deal, chill out.
Trump wins by 1.5%: A sweeping, decisive victory that gives him a mandate to remake America
You should've already canceled your NYT subscription over their dog shit trans "reporting," but stop reading these embarrassing pundits.
Trump wins by 1.5%: A sweeping, decisive victory that gives him a mandate to remake America
You should've already canceled your NYT subscription over their dog shit trans "reporting," but stop reading these embarrassing pundits.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
Imagine having the Pope tell you Jesus thinks you're a piece of shit.
Pope Leo addresses DHS’s refusal to allow pastoral visits at Broadview: “Jesus says very clearly: At the end of the world, we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner? Did you receive him, and welcome him, or not?”
Pope: ‘Spiritual rights’ of migrant detainees must be respected - Vatican News
In remarks to journalists in Castel Gandolfo, Pope Leo calls for “deep reflection” on the treatment of migrants in the United States, urges
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November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Imagine having the Pope tell you Jesus thinks you're a piece of shit.