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john critelli
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I was unaware this many people cared about oasis
September 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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These Coldplay concert cameras... 🤣
July 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
MAMDANI
June 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
wait fuck this? #loveisland
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Taylor’s mom is so desperate to be part of #momtok
May 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
walked by a girl talking to her much hotter date last night saying ‘my mom used to encourage me to buy fireworks with my allowance’ - I need to know more
May 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is ‘I don’t have an addiction’ possibly Jax Taylor’s most obvious lie?
April 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
he wasn’t calling you a raccoon face .. he was talking about kathy !
April 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
‘Erika Jayne what?’
April 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This weather is absolute bullshit
April 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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‘White Lotus’ star Carrie Coon talks about her viral sprint scene in the season finale:

“Look, I’m an American and I’m a New Yorker, and if you think I don’t know where the exits are in any building I’m in, then you’re not paying attention to the news.”
April 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
morning gigi
April 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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every day is April fools when you’re an American
April 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
never thought I’d see the day, but i’m kinda on kenya’s side #rhoa
April 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.
March 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
2 organic JonBenét Ramsey references in 1 day? Blessed 🥲
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tate McRae’s make up artist has to stop making her look 40
March 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
am I becoming an accidental tater tot?
March 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
as the weather heats up it’s important we all remember that hooded tank tops are tacky 💞
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
brought to you by the makers of ‘gender affirming care is child abuse’
March 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
why do I get so much wrestling content? I have never in my life heard of aew before this app and now I am inundated? plz help I could not possibly care less
March 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
jfc
SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education.

I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.

Here is a portion:
March 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM