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John Cramer
@johncramerwrites.bsky.social
Horror author, deep sea dweeb, band member, podcaster, general misanthrope. My writing, art, and music available in my linktree below

https://linktr.ee/john_cramer
Walker, Houston Ranger
yep, another walking post
blindbutcher.substack.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fake Shit
am pyrite?!
blindbutcher.substack.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You can read this shit, I won't tell

blindbutcher.substack.com/p/the-sun-th...
The Sun that Sadly Sets
Jason Roeder and the moves he's made
blindbutcher.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Art of Magic
and the magic of art and an ocean mind
blindbutcher.substack.com
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This Mess We're In
it's not looking good, folks
blindbutcher.substack.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Walk With Me
where the rubber meets the rubbish
blindbutcher.substack.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hardly use this app because unless you're famous, which I decidedly am not, all the tagging in the world won't get much play. Love to interact with folks, but it's pissing in the wind over here for me.

He said to himself.
a black and white image of a swirl in the sky
ALT: a black and white image of a swirl in the sky
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Picnic Benches
no poem's a balm
blindbutcher.substack.com
December 9, 2024 at 7:11 PM
the greatest poem of all time

blindbutcher.substack.com/p/bed-bugs
Bed Bugs
the greatest poem of all time
blindbutcher.substack.com
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
In which I watch all the Alien movies so you don't have to

blindbutcher.substack.com/p/xenomorphs...
Xenomorph's Paradox
take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
blindbutcher.substack.com
November 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by John Cramer
Restaurant lets customer pick lobster they want to fuck
Restaurant lets customer pick lobster they want to fuck
“Jimmy’s has long had some of the best seafood in town, but their new and improved LILF tank puts them in a whole new category."
www.thebeaverton.com
November 21, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by John Cramer
My own small addition to this genre (except it's 1800s Arctic whalers finding a cosmic abomination): www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/wher...
November 16, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Why I ditched X and Facebarf

blindbutcher.substack.com/p/jettison-t...
Jettison the Ballast
taking out the trash
blindbutcher.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM
A non-horror short story

blindbutcher.substack.com/p/aleshaw
Aleshaw
a short story
blindbutcher.substack.com
October 31, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If you only read one of my posts...

blindbutcher.substack.com/p/you-smell-...
You Smell Something?
one man's trash
blindbutcher.substack.com
October 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
October 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
September 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
September 24, 2024 at 1:37 PM
September 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Check out pt. 1 of my horror novella: Barry
blindbutcher.substack.com/p/barry
September 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM