Red Peppers, Cocaine, and Milk
@johnacecil.bsky.social
Just some dude. I write songs about Zombie Queens from Outer Space.
1. Mads Mikkelsen and Mikey Madison should be in a movie together.
2. I am the first person to make this non-obvious joke that was not plainly ripe for the taking for at least a year now. Don't bother showing any fake AI evidence proving that I am not. I won't bother to look.
2. I am the first person to make this non-obvious joke that was not plainly ripe for the taking for at least a year now. Don't bother showing any fake AI evidence proving that I am not. I won't bother to look.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
1. Mads Mikkelsen and Mikey Madison should be in a movie together.
2. I am the first person to make this non-obvious joke that was not plainly ripe for the taking for at least a year now. Don't bother showing any fake AI evidence proving that I am not. I won't bother to look.
2. I am the first person to make this non-obvious joke that was not plainly ripe for the taking for at least a year now. Don't bother showing any fake AI evidence proving that I am not. I won't bother to look.
I think we'd all agree that if there's a "movie of the 70s" as far as GenX is concerned, it's STAR WARS. I have an opinion on what that would be for the 90s and maybe I'll share it and maybe I won't.
But if there's /one/ "THE movie of the 80s" for GenX, what is it?
But if there's /one/ "THE movie of the 80s" for GenX, what is it?
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I think we'd all agree that if there's a "movie of the 70s" as far as GenX is concerned, it's STAR WARS. I have an opinion on what that would be for the 90s and maybe I'll share it and maybe I won't.
But if there's /one/ "THE movie of the 80s" for GenX, what is it?
But if there's /one/ "THE movie of the 80s" for GenX, what is it?
This dude is 3D printing anti-ICE whistles to give for free to protesters in Minneapolis. He needs filament to make them, so if you'd like to help him out, here's a link where you can toss him a few bucks.
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January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
This dude is 3D printing anti-ICE whistles to give for free to protesters in Minneapolis. He needs filament to make them, so if you'd like to help him out, here's a link where you can toss him a few bucks.
heroprops.art/checkout/don...
heroprops.art/checkout/don...
Here's what we need to know about The NY Times style opinion writer, based on how they see characters in songs by...
Tom Petty: Ugh, gross!
The Doors: Fuck them!
Billy Joel: Meh, Boring.
Bruce Springsteen: Hm. Enticing...
John Cougar Mellencamp: ohmygodthejizzisrunningdownmyleg
Tom Petty: Ugh, gross!
The Doors: Fuck them!
Billy Joel: Meh, Boring.
Bruce Springsteen: Hm. Enticing...
John Cougar Mellencamp: ohmygodthejizzisrunningdownmyleg
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Here's what we need to know about The NY Times style opinion writer, based on how they see characters in songs by...
Tom Petty: Ugh, gross!
The Doors: Fuck them!
Billy Joel: Meh, Boring.
Bruce Springsteen: Hm. Enticing...
John Cougar Mellencamp: ohmygodthejizzisrunningdownmyleg
Tom Petty: Ugh, gross!
The Doors: Fuck them!
Billy Joel: Meh, Boring.
Bruce Springsteen: Hm. Enticing...
John Cougar Mellencamp: ohmygodthejizzisrunningdownmyleg
I have a funny story about egg whites and almond milk...
someday the fact that the soy sauce and the coffee look the same in their containers is going to do harm to me. but not today
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I have a funny story about egg whites and almond milk...
Star Wars Fans frantically researching the second-most powerful woman at Lucasfilm to blame for them getting older.
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Star Wars boss departs after leading franchise reboot
She oversaw the expansion of the franchise, including five feature films and new TV shows.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Star Wars Fans frantically researching the second-most powerful woman at Lucasfilm to blame for them getting older.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Seeing that Scott Adams is dead, I'm reminded: was there ever an explanation for why Dilbert's tie was like that?
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Seeing that Scott Adams is dead, I'm reminded: was there ever an explanation for why Dilbert's tie was like that?
Writing a song about a group of people of whom I have never been fond, and it's pissing me off that nothing really rhymes with "badge."
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Writing a song about a group of people of whom I have never been fond, and it's pissing me off that nothing really rhymes with "badge."
I’m watching Stranger Things, from the beginning, with my 12-year-old. Which is really cool because he and I are both the same age as the kids just, you know, not at the same time.
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’m watching Stranger Things, from the beginning, with my 12-year-old. Which is really cool because he and I are both the same age as the kids just, you know, not at the same time.
Some times I think the UK is fucking with us by telling us they have names like "Cressida Dick" and "Tugenhat" and "Badenoch." But then I remember we have a kid named Finn Wolfhard.
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Some times I think the UK is fucking with us by telling us they have names like "Cressida Dick" and "Tugenhat" and "Badenoch." But then I remember we have a kid named Finn Wolfhard.
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its crazy thinking about how every decade there's a made up sex panic where adults make up something like a rainbow party or sex bracelets to scare and titillate themselves and everyone puts it on the local news but the actual child sexual abuse material machine is fine
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
its crazy thinking about how every decade there's a made up sex panic where adults make up something like a rainbow party or sex bracelets to scare and titillate themselves and everyone puts it on the local news but the actual child sexual abuse material machine is fine
As of today, I've lived in NYC for half my life.
January 6, 2026 at 11:21 AM
As of today, I've lived in NYC for half my life.
Fun fact: the only people alive to ever refer to /themselves/ as "neoliberals" are any remaining members of the Thatcher and Reagan administrations. And I'm not 100% sure about the Reaganites.
Eyes wide open, folks. They're revealing the supervillain plot.
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Fun fact: the only people alive to ever refer to /themselves/ as "neoliberals" are any remaining members of the Thatcher and Reagan administrations. And I'm not 100% sure about the Reaganites.
Stranger Things Spoilers:
So Kali plans on suicide pact-ing with 11 so there will be no more powered kids for the military to use. But there was a building with like 25 pregnant women, each carrying a kid with 3rd generation Vecna blood.
Did... did Kali kill all those imprisoned pregnant women?
So Kali plans on suicide pact-ing with 11 so there will be no more powered kids for the military to use. But there was a building with like 25 pregnant women, each carrying a kid with 3rd generation Vecna blood.
Did... did Kali kill all those imprisoned pregnant women?
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Stranger Things Spoilers:
So Kali plans on suicide pact-ing with 11 so there will be no more powered kids for the military to use. But there was a building with like 25 pregnant women, each carrying a kid with 3rd generation Vecna blood.
Did... did Kali kill all those imprisoned pregnant women?
So Kali plans on suicide pact-ing with 11 so there will be no more powered kids for the military to use. But there was a building with like 25 pregnant women, each carrying a kid with 3rd generation Vecna blood.
Did... did Kali kill all those imprisoned pregnant women?
The Millennials and GenZers are all asking about why none of the dads are present in Stranger Things and all the GenXers are confused by how present the dads are in Stranger Things.
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Millennials and GenZers are all asking about why none of the dads are present in Stranger Things and all the GenXers are confused by how present the dads are in Stranger Things.
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
I liked the Stranger Things ending.
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I liked the Stranger Things ending.
i mean let's cut the shit we all want the same thing to happen in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
i mean let's cut the shit we all want the same thing to happen in 2026
PARENTS: My 12 year old is telling me he's never heard of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff. Is this normal in this day and age?
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
PARENTS: My 12 year old is telling me he's never heard of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff. Is this normal in this day and age?
If something newsworthy happens between 10PM and midnight EST, would CNN cut away to report on it, or just stay on Andy Cohen doing cocaine?
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If something newsworthy happens between 10PM and midnight EST, would CNN cut away to report on it, or just stay on Andy Cohen doing cocaine?
Eric Adams still has 6 and a half hours to do something crazy.
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Eric Adams still has 6 and a half hours to do something crazy.
I don't think I even have 5 favorite movies of 2025. But I really liked the white liberal stomp-clap-hey singer vampires who want to be invited in, the nice robot chick who gains freedom through learning STEM, and the witch arms manufacturer who makes everyone attack each other instead of her.
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't think I even have 5 favorite movies of 2025. But I really liked the white liberal stomp-clap-hey singer vampires who want to be invited in, the nice robot chick who gains freedom through learning STEM, and the witch arms manufacturer who makes everyone attack each other instead of her.
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My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
oh is another thing where everyone except me is getting a bunch of new followers
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
oh is another thing where everyone except me is getting a bunch of new followers
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats