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Alessandro @joga51.bsky.social · Oct 11
Uma vaca marrom no meio do mar com a frase "Eu sou cringe mas sou livre"
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cryling.bsky.social
🥭 A Mango Cream Bun ✨️

Valentine's Food Commission for @itssamemari.bsky.social based on their oc. 🍰✨️
Digital food painting of a mango cream bun for Valentine’s Food Commission during February
February 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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fixitt.bsky.social
Imagem de Homer Simpson com as pupilas dilatadas com o balão de fala dizendo "O prompt de comando abriu duas vezes e fechou sozinho"
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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artemimisia.bsky.social
na fase NOJO DE FARRA da jornada do herói
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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izique.bsky.social
Saiu o novo single das #Pacifica!

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YouTube video by Pacifica - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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fringon.bsky.social
o tempero edu guedes tem esse nome por causa do nome do criador dele, que é tempero
February 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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tujiux.bsky.social
恭喜发财!
happy year of the horse!! 🧧🐎🍊🎨
Astra and her unicorn taking a stroll by some mandarin trees
February 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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samwisegamzee.bsky.social
its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it
March 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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higorcasagrande.com.br
"quero injustiça" is the "puta falta de sacanagem" from gen alpha
lorpe.bsky.social Lorpe @lorpe.bsky.social · 1d
The kids are alright
February 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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pantibliss.bsky.social
Kelly Rowland texting in Excel
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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janeespenson.bsky.social
The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…
tusk81.bsky.social Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 3d
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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carolgsmoraes.bsky.social
A gente da um Google buscando algo, a primeira pagina quase inteira é post patrocinado não relacionado

A IA dele vem na frente falando groselha guela abaixo

É como se tudo agora fosse um arquivo .PNG de fundo transparente de mentira kkkkkk
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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dersuzzalla.bsky.social
do crlh esse edit
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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hubner.likes.earth
Enquanto vocês estão aí pulando nesses blocos cheio de gente suada e fantasia insonsa de plaquinha eu estou aqui torcendo pra que vcs se divirtam muito, voltem com boas histórias para contar e que tenham um dia maravilhoso.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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lukeknox.me
iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium
BORMIO, ITALY - FEBRUARY 14: Lucas Pinheiro Braathen of Team Brazil wins the gold medal, Marco Odermatt of Team Switzerland wins the silver medal, Loic Meillard of Team Switzerland wins the bronze medal during the Men's Giant Slalom on day eight of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics at Stelvio Alpine Skiing Centre on February 14, 2026 in Bormio, Italy. (Photo by Alexis Boichard/Agence Zoom/Getty Images)
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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diplotti.com
Teoría del neoliberalismo: Si una empresa le pone vidrio molido a las hamburguesas, va a perder contra la competencia que no le pone, así que ninguna le va a poner.

Práctica del neoliberalismo: Las empresas crean la Fundación para Educar al Público Sobre los Beneficios del Vidrio Molido.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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thebertoni.bsky.social
Caricatura do ator argentino Ricardo Darín.
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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fernandor.bsky.social
Eu sou 100% contra e renego qualquer Toy Story depois do 3
February 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
joga51.bsky.social
Fizeram um Toy Story 5!!!! Eu ainda nem aceito a existência do 4! O 3 é perfeito, claramente era uma maneira perfeita de encerrar a história, não havia a menor necessidade de continuar e agora os caras já tão fazendo o 5! Vão ser gananciosos assim na casa do caralho.
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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madamebovarenko.bsky.social
Crescer e entender que se permitir ser esquisita e se amar por isso é puro e simples autocuidado
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
joga51.bsky.social
Tô boladão de amor.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
joga51.bsky.social
Acabei de dar play em Sinhá Boça pq lembrei de uma piada específica.
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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ilustrenatan.bsky.social
Destrua Data Centers 🫵
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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mollyfied.bsky.social
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This is a Save Point. Activate the save point to save your progress and fully restore your HP and MP
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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felipinha.bsky.social
Cigarro
cuscuzero.gay beats sabor saco suado @cuscuzero.gay · 5d
qual o ultraprocessado favorito de vcs o meu é biscoito recheado
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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findoland.bsky.social
just watched BrBa...
#deathnote
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM