Joe Staples
@joestaples.bsky.social
Editorial director. Al Roker liked a thing I wrote once. 3 brothers with bad advice bashed a thing I wrote once.
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'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.
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Corn dogs are bi
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Corn dogs are bi
Considering a parody 7soulsdeep account called 3knucklesdeep
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Considering a parody 7soulsdeep account called 3knucklesdeep
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One big lesson from Mamdani's victory:
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One big lesson from Mamdani's victory:
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
Let’s goooooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Let’s goooooooooo
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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Emil Bove, about DOJ's whistleblower and former employee Erez Reuveni, lied during his confirmation about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and more.
Why can judges lie and keep their appointment?
Why did he decline to speak to 60 Minutes is he not lying?
#ProudBlue
Video credit: 60 Minutes
Why can judges lie and keep their appointment?
Why did he decline to speak to 60 Minutes is he not lying?
#ProudBlue
Video credit: 60 Minutes
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Emil Bove, about DOJ's whistleblower and former employee Erez Reuveni, lied during his confirmation about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and more.
Why can judges lie and keep their appointment?
Why did he decline to speak to 60 Minutes is he not lying?
#ProudBlue
Video credit: 60 Minutes
Why can judges lie and keep their appointment?
Why did he decline to speak to 60 Minutes is he not lying?
#ProudBlue
Video credit: 60 Minutes
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
Have you seen this man?
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Have you seen this man?
I’m just now learning there’s a human being named Gleb?
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m just now learning there’s a human being named Gleb?
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My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
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MIKE JOHNSON: They want to give taxpayer-funded benefits to illegal aliens again
CRAIG MELVIN: I had a hankering feeling you were going to bring that up. I actually did look at it. That's a bit misleading
CRAIG MELVIN: I had a hankering feeling you were going to bring that up. I actually did look at it. That's a bit misleading
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
MIKE JOHNSON: They want to give taxpayer-funded benefits to illegal aliens again
CRAIG MELVIN: I had a hankering feeling you were going to bring that up. I actually did look at it. That's a bit misleading
CRAIG MELVIN: I had a hankering feeling you were going to bring that up. I actually did look at it. That's a bit misleading
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before and after hegseth's directive
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
before and after hegseth's directive
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"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
genuinely love that he made it all the way over to the bike lane before hopping on, too
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
genuinely love that he made it all the way over to the bike lane before hopping on, too
How well did I sleep last night? I had a dream that involved me falling asleep
Doublesleep
Doublesleep
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
How well did I sleep last night? I had a dream that involved me falling asleep
Doublesleep
Doublesleep
The weather in New York is supposed to be 60s all week next week and I’m gonna be SO ANNOYING about it (positive)
September 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The weather in New York is supposed to be 60s all week next week and I’m gonna be SO ANNOYING about it (positive)
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Being anti capitalist makes you a terrorist? Well, thanks Jeff Bezos I guess for establishing that it’s wrong think to be anti capitalist in one of our nation’s biggest and most important newspapers where no one is allowed to defend critiques of capitalism.
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Being anti capitalist makes you a terrorist? Well, thanks Jeff Bezos I guess for establishing that it’s wrong think to be anti capitalist in one of our nation’s biggest and most important newspapers where no one is allowed to defend critiques of capitalism.
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OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.
September 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.
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Is the narrative that an anti-ICE lefty shot up an ICE facility, hit no ICE agents but, apparently, only ICE victims, left an unused, full, strip clip, with "anti ice" written with pen on it on the floor, and then shot himself?
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is the narrative that an anti-ICE lefty shot up an ICE facility, hit no ICE agents but, apparently, only ICE victims, left an unused, full, strip clip, with "anti ice" written with pen on it on the floor, and then shot himself?
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the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
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Things I trust more than RFK and his brain worm:
- the iPhones track record of correcting fucking to ducking
- crypto founder explaining why this time its different
- gas station sushi under a heat lamp
- titanic submersibles
- exxon-mobil’s sustainability department
- actual science
- the iPhones track record of correcting fucking to ducking
- crypto founder explaining why this time its different
- gas station sushi under a heat lamp
- titanic submersibles
- exxon-mobil’s sustainability department
- actual science
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Things I trust more than RFK and his brain worm:
- the iPhones track record of correcting fucking to ducking
- crypto founder explaining why this time its different
- gas station sushi under a heat lamp
- titanic submersibles
- exxon-mobil’s sustainability department
- actual science
- the iPhones track record of correcting fucking to ducking
- crypto founder explaining why this time its different
- gas station sushi under a heat lamp
- titanic submersibles
- exxon-mobil’s sustainability department
- actual science
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new tylenol bottles have a bunch of trains on them for no particular reason
September 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
new tylenol bottles have a bunch of trains on them for no particular reason