DINI THE PSYCHEDELIC
@joedini.bsky.social
Gamer & Italian Food Lover
He/Him
He/Him
Sinuses: Unclog me!
Me: Here, try Vicks!
Sinuses: IT BEGINS!
Me: Here, try Vicks!
Sinuses: IT BEGINS!
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Sinuses: Unclog me!
Me: Here, try Vicks!
Sinuses: IT BEGINS!
Me: Here, try Vicks!
Sinuses: IT BEGINS!
Trump’s back at the podium with a stack of papers like he’s hosting “Deal or No Deal: Greenland Edition.” Says it’d take a week to list his wins. Europe: “Bro, stop trying to buy Denmark.” Trump: “Tariffs till you sell me an ice cube.”
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Trump’s back at the podium with a stack of papers like he’s hosting “Deal or No Deal: Greenland Edition.” Says it’d take a week to list his wins. Europe: “Bro, stop trying to buy Denmark.” Trump: “Tariffs till you sell me an ice cube.”
Trump trying to annex Greenland because Denmark (sorry, Norway?) wouldn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize is the most divorced-from-reality side quest in American history. Congress is just NPC dialogue at this point. #RepublicanCongress
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Trump trying to annex Greenland because Denmark (sorry, Norway?) wouldn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize is the most divorced-from-reality side quest in American history. Congress is just NPC dialogue at this point. #RepublicanCongress
Trump texting Norway like “no Nobel, no peace” and then threatening to annex Greenland is peak 2026 energy. Man’s playing Risk on Bluetooth mode from the White House.
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Trump texting Norway like “no Nobel, no peace” and then threatening to annex Greenland is peak 2026 energy. Man’s playing Risk on Bluetooth mode from the White House.
Denmark: “chill Saturday ahead.”
Trump: “I’m annexing Greenland.”
Danes: protesting.
NATO: deploying.
Americans: googling “where is Greenland.”
2026’s main storyline is literally Risk (Arctic Edition)
Trump: “I’m annexing Greenland.”
Danes: protesting.
NATO: deploying.
Americans: googling “where is Greenland.”
2026’s main storyline is literally Risk (Arctic Edition)
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Denmark: “chill Saturday ahead.”
Trump: “I’m annexing Greenland.”
Danes: protesting.
NATO: deploying.
Americans: googling “where is Greenland.”
2026’s main storyline is literally Risk (Arctic Edition)
Trump: “I’m annexing Greenland.”
Danes: protesting.
NATO: deploying.
Americans: googling “where is Greenland.”
2026’s main storyline is literally Risk (Arctic Edition)
I asked 2025 for a refund and it sent back a participation trophy, three expired coupons, and a strongly worded memo. Enjoy your chaos, I’m off to nap like a suspiciously well-rested raccoon.
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I asked 2025 for a refund and it sent back a participation trophy, three expired coupons, and a strongly worded memo. Enjoy your chaos, I’m off to nap like a suspiciously well-rested raccoon.
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Italian Mac n Cheese going in the oven
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Italian Mac n Cheese going in the oven
Pikmin 4 gave us the Zohran Mamdani update and it feels amazing!
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Pikmin 4 gave us the Zohran Mamdani update and it feels amazing!
America spent $15 million to ask if Trump should cosplay as a god or just stick to fanfiction while mutual aid fed people and the planes ran late without help.
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
America spent $15 million to ask if Trump should cosplay as a god or just stick to fanfiction while mutual aid fed people and the planes ran late without help.
Happy Halloween everyone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Happy Halloween everyone!
This is the banger of 2025!
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Original Soundtrack) 60 - Une vie à t'aimer
YouTube video by Sandfall Interactive
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October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is the banger of 2025!
Sanctioning oil barons to stop a war is like asking the arsonist to guard the matches while the house keeps burning.
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sanctioning oil barons to stop a war is like asking the arsonist to guard the matches while the house keeps burning.
Mash up bands:
Guns N’ The Police
Guns N’ The Police
Mash up bands:
Puddle of Jam
Puddle of Jam
Mash up bands:
Linkin Bizkit
Linkin Bizkit
October 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mash up bands:
Guns N’ The Police
Guns N’ The Police
Mariners fans survived a five hour hostage situation disguised as baseball and Jorge Polanco finally cut the ropes.
October 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mariners fans survived a five hour hostage situation disguised as baseball and Jorge Polanco finally cut the ropes.
Kid Rock out here mad at college kids with blue hair and nose rings like he just discovered Hot Topic in 2003. Bro, your biggest hit was yelling "bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy" and you think you are the fashion police? Sit down before a freshman with a septum ring writes a diss track.
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Kid Rock out here mad at college kids with blue hair and nose rings like he just discovered Hot Topic in 2003. Bro, your biggest hit was yelling "bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy" and you think you are the fashion police? Sit down before a freshman with a septum ring writes a diss track.
Been listening to Motorhead and got inspired to do something Halloween related.
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Been listening to Motorhead and got inspired to do something Halloween related.
Big Brother UK is moving contestants out faster than Deliveroo on a Friday night.
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Big Brother UK is moving contestants out faster than Deliveroo on a Friday night.
Peter Thiel calling Greta Thunberg a "legionnaire of the Antichrist" sounds like the rejected pilot script for History Channel’s Ancient Aliens Junior.
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Peter Thiel calling Greta Thunberg a "legionnaire of the Antichrist" sounds like the rejected pilot script for History Channel’s Ancient Aliens Junior.
Did you know that Pikmin is the most trans friendly Nintendo franchise? The Pikmin are indigenous creatures to Earth who love to transition into different types on a daily basis. The only downside is only 5 can transition at any one time.
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Did you know that Pikmin is the most trans friendly Nintendo franchise? The Pikmin are indigenous creatures to Earth who love to transition into different types on a daily basis. The only downside is only 5 can transition at any one time.
Just remember, you are only one or two life decisions away from breaking up with your Italian partner because you wanted to go to Olive Garden
Just remember, you are only one or two life decisions away from going to jail but don’t do it because there is no Netflix in jail
Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just remember, you are only one or two life decisions away from breaking up with your Italian partner because you wanted to go to Olive Garden
Shohei Ohtani gave up three runs and the Dodgers said, “no worries king we got you,” and dropped a three run bomb to bail him out.
October 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Shohei Ohtani gave up three runs and the Dodgers said, “no worries king we got you,” and dropped a three run bomb to bail him out.