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The thing I failed to realize a decade ago was what if my throwaway anonymous Twitter account became popular
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Darlings: truly moved that you would follow me on here, but at the moment (as always) I stay where the drama is. Lemme know when y’all start fighting
This is a great opportunity to purge any followers on here who are celebrating the murder. Bye, you ghouls, Godspeed on finding your humanity again
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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@jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social the pneumonia thread just pointed my ass in the right direction.

The last good thing left on twitter.

Now... Drugs!
December 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Darlings: truly moved that you would follow me on here, but at the moment (as always) I stay where the drama is. Lemme know when y’all start fighting
November 11, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Post is a perfectly fine word
July 5, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Blocking everyone who uses the term “skeets” that I come across

Skeets are undignified and I will not associate with those who so freely debase themselves
July 5, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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Tfw you tell your friends at the other place about Bluesky, but have no invite codes to offer
July 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
When you and your spouse work from home, you get to have conversations you’d never have at work, like “Look at the big bug that just flew onto the balcony!” “That is a big bug, I am afraid of it”
July 4, 2023 at 6:21 PM
“How can we make sure this place doesn’t turn into the hellsite?” You’ve got it all wrong. The hellsite does not exist outside of us: it is within all of us, and it is a constant, never ending task to control the hellsite within. How can you control your own hellsite is the real question to ask
July 4, 2023 at 3:52 PM
I’m not calling whatever I’m doing here some proprietary term that degrades both you and I by acquiescing to use it. I’m posting here. So are you.
July 4, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Before you stand three billionaires, all of which want you to use their own special app for chit-chat. Each has distinguished themselves as a mad monk, a chump, and a robot. What will you use to entice them into the doomed submersible?
July 4, 2023 at 12:45 PM
I’m still not comfortable in this place, kinda has a LinkedIn vibe tbh
July 3, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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pulling up to the death of the internet
July 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
The problem I am experiencing is that usually when I start an account on a new platform you don’t know me and I don’t know you so I can do whatever I want in the moment and that becomes me. It’s like starting at a new school in a new city. But I care about you lot already so I can’t be a jerk
July 2, 2023 at 8:47 PM
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the old hellsite is dying. the new hellsite struggles to be born. this is the time of posts.
April 26, 2023 at 11:37 PM