J. J. R. Tokin 🇺🇸🇪🇦
@jobirobi.bsky.social
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Oakland, CA, but keeping my options open 😬
estadounidense con plan de respaldo 🇪🇦🫡
almost weird enough for bluesky
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güero
Oakland, CA, but keeping my options open 😬
estadounidense con plan de respaldo 🇪🇦🫡
almost weird enough for bluesky
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J. J. R. Tokin 🇺🇸🇪🇦
@jobirobi.bsky.social
· Apr 29
NYU students have the chance to do the funniest thing ever by having an orgy for Palestine
You're in her EDMs. I'm in her Deep House. We are not the same.
July 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You're in her EDMs. I'm in her Deep House. We are not the same.
I had the best evening ever with @karinsurance.bsky.social tonight.
It is our 10-year anniversary. Sorry, I should've led with that part. Let's start over.
@karinsurance.bsky.social and I have been married 10 years today!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
It is our 10-year anniversary. Sorry, I should've led with that part. Let's start over.
@karinsurance.bsky.social and I have been married 10 years today!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
April 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I had the best evening ever with @karinsurance.bsky.social tonight.
It is our 10-year anniversary. Sorry, I should've led with that part. Let's start over.
@karinsurance.bsky.social and I have been married 10 years today!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
It is our 10-year anniversary. Sorry, I should've led with that part. Let's start over.
@karinsurance.bsky.social and I have been married 10 years today!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Data Engineers, be warned! Due to tariffs it will soon be 145% more costly to `import pandas`
April 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Data Engineers, be warned! Due to tariffs it will soon be 145% more costly to `import pandas`
Me: quietly grumbles to myself when I find a 5-Watt light has been left on somewhere in the house
Also me: runs multiple LED panels for my houseplants 14 hours a day
Also me: runs multiple LED panels for my houseplants 14 hours a day
April 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me: quietly grumbles to myself when I find a 5-Watt light has been left on somewhere in the house
Also me: runs multiple LED panels for my houseplants 14 hours a day
Also me: runs multiple LED panels for my houseplants 14 hours a day
If they remade Half Baked (1998) today, what names would they give their pieces?
April 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If they remade Half Baked (1998) today, what names would they give their pieces?
It just occurred to me >10 years later, Lindsay's boyfriend in Arrested Development S4, Marky, portrayed by Chris Diamantopoulos, was so perfectly cast. The character is approximately homeless and the actor looks approximately like Tom Jane. Callback!
April 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It just occurred to me >10 years later, Lindsay's boyfriend in Arrested Development S4, Marky, portrayed by Chris Diamantopoulos, was so perfectly cast. The character is approximately homeless and the actor looks approximately like Tom Jane. Callback!
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
If "girl dinner" is a reasonably balanced and calorically appropriate amount of food from many sources (eg. 12 grapes, a handful of almonds, 2 sticks of celery, a bit of cheese, 6 slices of salami) I posit that "boy dinner" must come in a single package and be enough to feed 4 (eg. one large pizza).
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If "girl dinner" is a reasonably balanced and calorically appropriate amount of food from many sources (eg. 12 grapes, a handful of almonds, 2 sticks of celery, a bit of cheese, 6 slices of salami) I posit that "boy dinner" must come in a single package and be enough to feed 4 (eg. one large pizza).
Ahahaha stonks are tanking but it's just before my first paycheck not after wheeeeee 🙃
New job, making 401(k) elections, choosing where I want the money invested. None of these "well-managed" funds perform as well as an S&P 500 Index. Soooo... put all my money in the S&P 500 Index please. 🤷♂️
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ahahaha stonks are tanking but it's just before my first paycheck not after wheeeeee 🙃
No wonder he thinks the universe is a sim. He only fails up. I would be suspicious too
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No wonder he thinks the universe is a sim. He only fails up. I would be suspicious too
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poetic CIA guy who gets his security clearance evoked
March 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
poetic CIA guy who gets his security clearance evoked
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damn i didn’t think he’d do it on purpose
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
damn i didn’t think he’d do it on purpose
New job, making 401(k) elections, choosing where I want the money invested. None of these "well-managed" funds perform as well as an S&P 500 Index. Soooo... put all my money in the S&P 500 Index please. 🤷♂️
March 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
New job, making 401(k) elections, choosing where I want the money invested. None of these "well-managed" funds perform as well as an S&P 500 Index. Soooo... put all my money in the S&P 500 Index please. 🤷♂️
Actually, now that I think on it, torching Cybertrucks on the dealership lot is probably a better deal for Tesla than letting them continue to sit there unwanted and unsold. Arson might earn them an insurance payout. People can't even unload their barely used ones for a loss right now.
March 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Actually, now that I think on it, torching Cybertrucks on the dealership lot is probably a better deal for Tesla than letting them continue to sit there unwanted and unsold. Arson might earn them an insurance payout. People can't even unload their barely used ones for a loss right now.
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Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.
March 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.
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Democrats constantly say things like “We are tirelessly striving for a return to the conditions that led us here” & they wonder why people are either disengaged, outraged or just hopeless.
Schumer told Annie Karni and Luke Broadwater: “Here’s my hope … after this election, when the Republican party expels the turd of Donald Trump, it will go back to being the old Republican party.”
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
Chuck Schumer clung to belief Republicans would ‘expel’ Trump, book says
Even as 2024 election loomed, reporters say, Democratic Senate leader was sure GOP would ‘expel the turd of Trump’
www.theguardian.com
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Democrats constantly say things like “We are tirelessly striving for a return to the conditions that led us here” & they wonder why people are either disengaged, outraged or just hopeless.
Torching a lot full of Cybertrucks is the 2025 version of the Boston Tea Party
March 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Torching a lot full of Cybertrucks is the 2025 version of the Boston Tea Party
Got tattooed and upsized my ear gauge in the same day. Big day for body mods
March 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Got tattooed and upsized my ear gauge in the same day. Big day for body mods
It's a grade A gray day
March 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's a grade A gray day
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The thing about the Newsom podcast is that it feels like breaking kayfabe. It's the heels and faces of the upper levels of power having dinner together after the match, sort of giving away the game that they've got the same ultimate goal: working the marks
March 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The thing about the Newsom podcast is that it feels like breaking kayfabe. It's the heels and faces of the upper levels of power having dinner together after the match, sort of giving away the game that they've got the same ultimate goal: working the marks
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the washington generals may have lost the game, but at least they played clean, honorable basketball all the way to the end
March 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
the washington generals may have lost the game, but at least they played clean, honorable basketball all the way to the end
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
I needed to get this thought out of my brain and into the ether
![The Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) from Glee meme with the captions
"Me whenever a recipe calls for asafetida"
"I am going to create an [ASS] that is so [FETID],"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ut3lcqmcetnigimo6hmuuw4/bafkreiehg46dgl5o73jspoaqxkp5auld6fzrnlbd2ldb2q56di4uqaapvm@jpeg)
February 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I needed to get this thought out of my brain and into the ether
After six months and interviewing with fourteen different companies, I finally have a formal job offer in hand.
Please clap.
Please clap.
a close up of a cartoon character with a fist in his mouth .
Alt: Goku in one of the earlier DBZ episodes. His face is all scrunched up like he's pooping, then he screams and explodes with power. His aura is a fiery red. He screams something not explicitly subtitled in the gif (it's almost definitely "Kaio-ken") but I like to imagine he's saying "LET'S FUCKING GO!" He zooms off into the sky.
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
After six months and interviewing with fourteen different companies, I finally have a formal job offer in hand.
Please clap.
Please clap.
If you study history, you learn that fascism is practically always a reaction to and perversion of liberal democracy. Fascism is melanoma; democracy is our skin.
We are way past the point where a little sunscreen will stop the disease from killing us. Dem leaders need to get out the scalpels.
We are way past the point where a little sunscreen will stop the disease from killing us. Dem leaders need to get out the scalpels.
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you study history, you learn that fascism is practically always a reaction to and perversion of liberal democracy. Fascism is melanoma; democracy is our skin.
We are way past the point where a little sunscreen will stop the disease from killing us. Dem leaders need to get out the scalpels.
We are way past the point where a little sunscreen will stop the disease from killing us. Dem leaders need to get out the scalpels.