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J. J. R. Tokin 🇺🇸🇪🇦
@jobirobi.bsky.social
74 followers 46 following 500 posts
he/him/his/él
güero
Oakland, CA, but keeping my options open 😬
estadounidense con plan de respaldo 🇪🇦🫡
almost weird enough for bluesky

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banner: screenshot of a text message saying simply "Nice" received at 4:20 PM
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It's a surprisingly popular idea
Three-way epic handshake meme. Three arms, labeled "ANARCHISTS," "LEFTISTS," and "LIBERTARIANS," meet in a handshake labeled "OPEN BORDERS"
March 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I needed to get this thought out of my brain and into the ether
The Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) from Glee meme with the captions "Me whenever a recipe calls for asafetida" "I am going to create an [ASS] that is so [FETID],"
February 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Five minutes ago I liked strawberries
Ben Affleck standing outside of a door, smoking. The look on his face, his posture, and his very soul seem to express a feeling of unfathomable disappointment.
February 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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What the FUCK do you mean snails are tied for fifth highest kill count????
Infographic listing "The World's Deadliest Animals" (by number of people killed per year) showing the top 7 to be: 1. Mosquito (725,000 deaths) 2. Human (475,000) 3. Snake (50,000) 4. Dog (25,000) 5. (3-way tie) Tsetse fly 5. Assassin bug 5. Freshwater snail (10,000)
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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What the hell is this feature anyway? Pretty sure this is only an angle to get me to pay for LinkedIn premium. Does this feature have any correlation with being offered interviews? Or is it just another resume shredder?
Push notification from LinkedIn: Top Applicant You're a top applicant for Senior CloudOps Engineer at DuckDuckGo and 240+ other jobs.
February 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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seriously tempted to delete 9 of my skeets at random rn
Screen cap of the header of my bsky profile showing I have 69 followers and 429 posts
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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My dog, JoJo, is a doofus.
A black and white dog gently chomping on the leg of our bed. Her left front paw is also resting on the bed leg. She is looking directly into the camera lens, seeming to dare you to tell her to stop. She frequently does this to tables, chairs, etc., but always in a static manner, not chewing or destroying, just resting.
January 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Mississippi managed to change their state flag 4 years ago, but this...
Title card from recurring John Oliver segment "HOW IS THIS STILL A THING?"
January 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Nicolas Cage "You don't say?" meme. A cartoonified image of Cage with a trollishly over-the-top expression of incredulity on his face
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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We are T-minus 6 hours from doggo hell. Now prepping the bunkers:
Two dog crates draped over with heavy blankets to give our dogs as ideal of a hiding place as we can give them. At midnight they will be miserable. One of our dogs is lying down in one of the crates.
January 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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A teary-eyed cat making the thumbs up gesture
December 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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LET'S FUCKIN GO
Screen capture of the Libby app showing Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson has just been checked out from my local public library
December 10, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Still from the end of Fight Club (1999): The Narrator (Edward Norton) and Marla (Helena Bonham Carter) hold hands while watching several skyscrapers explode outside of floor-to-ceiling windows. "Where Is My Mind?" by Pixies begins playing soon after. Roll credits.
December 7, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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It's giving American Psycho for sure
Screen cap from the 2000 film American Psycho. Patrick Bateman (portrayed by Christian Bale) stands naked above a uniquely-shaped stairwell, waving a chainsaw. He is about to drop it on his victim as she reaches the bottom of the stairs.
December 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Me: (sees catalog for a brand called "Portland Leather") I bet these Oregonian pervs have some very creative ideas...

Portland Leather catalog: (page after page, nothing but purses, handbags, wallets, etc.)

Me:
Young man eating Popeye's with the caption "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
November 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Anxious today. Spent about $100 on some new houseplants and pots as therapy. Damn, do I love me some plants. #ficus #epipremnum #philodendron
Four plants in cute pots. From left to right: Philodendron hybrid "Sun Red," Philodendron hybrid "Pink Princess," Ficus elastica (rubber plant) "Chroma Belize," and Epipremnum aureum (pothos).
November 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Domino effect meme: Joshua Haldeman is unhappy with the level of racism found in 1950s Canada -> Twitter is a hellscape in 2024
November 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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My heeler is the same 💙
A blue Queensland Heeler (aka Australian Cattle Dog) stares upwards into the trees, fixated on a squirrel (not pictured). Her name is Cholula 🥰
November 8, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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We replicated it as best we could
October 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Principal Skinner from The Simpsons with a "BEZOS" label across his forehead briefly attempts introspection. "Am I out of touch?" he ponders. "No, it's people who don't own newspapers who are wrong," he concludes.
October 29, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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This b**** fell asleep while nibbling on a slipper and if it wasn't the cutest dang thing I'd be mad
Two dogs lie on the floor in a sunbeam. The one on the left, a blue heeler, turns her head toward the camera, squinting. The one on the right, a black and white lab mix, snoozes with a slipper lightly held in her jaws.
October 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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I imagine it went down exactly like Bart taking the first sip of the all-syrup squishee
Bart Simpson sporting a thick green syrup mustache, holding an all-syrup squishee and losing his shit
October 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Screencap from 2003's viral flash hit "The End of the World" depicting poorly drawn French people standing before a poorly drawn Eiffel Towel. The woman exclaims, "BUT I AM LE TIRED!"
October 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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There are two candidates in this race, both of whom are Democrats. Keep up that hard analysis, The Economist.
The Economist headline "House forecast: A Democrat will win in California's 12th District"
October 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Super excited for Halloween this year because we just decided what our costumes are gonna be:
The album cover for Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" featuring Mick Fleetwood (who I will be dressing as) in a tight fitting, 70s fuckboy ensemble with what can only be described as two balls dangling below his crotch.
October 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM