Joaby
@joabyjojo.com
Games critic, author, podcaster. My new book Till The Heavens Burst is out now! https://joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/till-the-heavens-burst-is-available-now/
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Joaby
@joabyjojo.com
· Nov 15
Till The Heavens Burst Is Available Now!
Go and buy my new book, Till The Heavens Burst! It’s available in both ebook and paperback formats via Amazon. I understand that some people don’t like Amazon, and if you fit in that bu…
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Hey there! Go and buy my new book, Till The Heavens Burst! It's set in Australia and it has cosmic horror entities and magical realism and graphic violence and a lot of swearing and... this pitch isn't going how I first intended. Anyway get it up ya! joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/t...
If you've got something for pickled jalapenos/chillis I'd love to check it out!
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
If you've got something for pickled jalapenos/chillis I'd love to check it out!
I think I could probably make my own but that would require a degree of coordination that I lack
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think I could probably make my own but that would require a degree of coordination that I lack
please resist the temptation to tell me i'm really in a pickle i am in crisis here
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
please resist the temptation to tell me i'm really in a pickle i am in crisis here
Been drinking pickle juice every day because it helps with my cramps but now I have jar after jar of juiceless pickles. I eat some of them but I drink more pickle juice than i eat pickles I'm 6 days into this year and I'm already drowning
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Been drinking pickle juice every day because it helps with my cramps but now I have jar after jar of juiceless pickles. I eat some of them but I drink more pickle juice than i eat pickles I'm 6 days into this year and I'm already drowning
Gonna get drafted into world war 3 at 42 so a bunch of pedofiles can avoid justice
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Gonna get drafted into world war 3 at 42 so a bunch of pedofiles can avoid justice
Ok but on the upside now you have the context to watch the tv show
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Ok but on the upside now you have the context to watch the tv show
Watched Across the Spider-verse last night and found out Beyond the Spider-verse is still *18 MONTHS AWAY*
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watched Across the Spider-verse last night and found out Beyond the Spider-verse is still *18 MONTHS AWAY*
The right to disconnect means this year when my boss shows up outside my house on Christmas morning tweaking his brains out and trying to foist 18 kg of uncooked bird on me I just don't open the door
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The right to disconnect means this year when my boss shows up outside my house on Christmas morning tweaking his brains out and trying to foist 18 kg of uncooked bird on me I just don't open the door
My low stakes blood feud is with whoever designed the toilet seat that auto lowers but waits 5 seconds like it's a expedition 33 boss hesi-ing out your parry
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My low stakes blood feud is with whoever designed the toilet seat that auto lowers but waits 5 seconds like it's a expedition 33 boss hesi-ing out your parry
RIP to an absolute titan. A monumental loss. And there's never a good time, but fmd.
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash
Vince Zampella is the former CEO of video game developers Infinity Ward, the studio behind the wildly successful "Call of Duty" franchise.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
RIP to an absolute titan. A monumental loss. And there's never a good time, but fmd.
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
She's kinda the unintentional poster woman for the solution ladies have had to being married to unpleasant men for centuries
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
She's kinda the unintentional poster woman for the solution ladies have had to being married to unpleasant men for centuries
OTOH if my husband was a notorious piece of shit and i got released from his burden outta nowhere i'd probably be pretty chuffed but i don't think that's the image they're trying to project with her
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
OTOH if my husband was a notorious piece of shit and i got released from his burden outta nowhere i'd probably be pretty chuffed but i don't think that's the image they're trying to project with her
Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints
Still no "skip forever" option I see, how convenient
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Still no "skip forever" option I see, how convenient
Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient
Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists
I live my life by one rule above all others
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I live my life by one rule above all others
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf
Probably ill recently. I travelled to rural Japan and gave blood 2 weeks afte returning.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Probably ill recently. I travelled to rural Japan and gave blood 2 weeks afte returning.
If you try to book www.lifeblood.com.au it'll ask you a series of questions that will determine whether you're able to give. Easiest way to do it. They'll also ask all these questions again before you donate if you're worried.
Australian Red Cross Lifeblood | Home
Make Lifeblood part of your routine, whether you're donating blood, plasma, breast milk, microbiota or organ and tissue.
www.lifeblood.com.au
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you try to book www.lifeblood.com.au it'll ask you a series of questions that will determine whether you're able to give. Easiest way to do it. They'll also ask all these questions again before you donate if you're worried.
Different thing. It was basically pubg before pubg. 100 people, a lobby, a plane over chernarus/whatever map the server was on.
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Different thing. It was basically pubg before pubg. 100 people, a lobby, a plane over chernarus/whatever map the server was on.
The Arma 2 battle royale mod probably before pubg
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Arma 2 battle royale mod probably before pubg
yeah it's so god damn useless. what it served up for me is a generic ass fried chicken recipe
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
yeah it's so god damn useless. what it served up for me is a generic ass fried chicken recipe
useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine