Joaby
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Joaby
@joabyjojo.com
Games critic, author, podcaster. My new book Till The Heavens Burst is out now! https://joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/till-the-heavens-burst-is-available-now/
they did what now lol
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
*Disney exec throws dart at board*
"Ok, so we have Pinhead."
*throws second dart. it misses and hits a painting of a mountain on the wall*
"Teams up with K2SO from Rogue One"
*throws third dart. It lands in the couch below the wall*
"And Stitch from Lilo & Stitch"
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Predator is a slasher flick, except replace the sorority girls with macho men. It's an exploration of the impotence of masculinity made toxic. It's also unironically badass. It's an amazing movie on so many levels.

Predator Badlands takes that and asks "What if Michael Myers had minions like Gru"
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Motherfuckers are out here hoping all the characters in a *Predator* movie had a fun time
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
You either die a trilogy or you live long enough to become a franchise
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
So a regular back alley body mod sesh then
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Got a high score of 102 points in my sick review of Silent Hill f, obviously a higher score is ideal
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just sitting on the toilet spiralling out of control because if I start a regular run now I'll have to finish it before the daily resets in 10 minutes and if I don't start a Slay the Spire game soon I'm just gonna keep posting about pooping
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM