Joaby
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Joaby
@joabyjojo.com
Games critic, author, podcaster. My new book Till The Heavens Burst is out now! https://joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/till-the-heavens-burst-is-available-now/
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Got a w in our third game of redsec. I'm digging it.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Got a high score of 102 points in my sick review of Silent Hill f, obviously a higher score is ideal
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
oh geez rick it looks like i'm the boss
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
And that's A20H Ironclad done! 5 attempts, every run made it to Act 4, Ironclad is easy. Defect took more attempts than Ironclad, Silent and Watcher combined.
September 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bloke pulled up next to me at the lights on a motorbike (I was on an ebike) and yelled at me to sign up to be a bus driver. Getting hit with the superliminal messaging now
September 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
How hard do I have to clap them cheeks to get World Class recommended
September 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Guess who's merely overweight
September 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Didn't realise how hard the heart was gonna be on defect but I finally fucking did it. Just went through the stats. 87 attempts, 22 deaths at the heart, 6 abandon runs because I boss swapped into runic dome.
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Kelli Foster making beef and cabbage noodles for the 28th time in 28 days: "let's see who blinks first motherfuckers"
September 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Legit question - how do i kill the 30 - 50 ebike ninjas battery ramming my garage doors and hiding in the sand traps
September 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Cheese 1
Knife 0
September 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
App idea: get an alert when 4 excavators are gonna tear down a warehouse a walkable distance from you and you can just watch
September 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When you were supposed to go out and pretend to be the most powerful person on the planet 44 minutes ago
September 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Guess who has a new 5 year plan
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A 1hp burning elite, or a *6th* ? For a shot at a 1hp regular elite and the blob?
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Went and dug up my old metal gear solid 3 stuff.
August 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
that's clearly a crocodile not a snake, you dumbass game
August 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance likers left behind smh
August 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
August 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I gotta be honest, 'it took 7 years because developing it was too much fun' alongside 'developing it was so easy' combined with 'we're not doing review codes early' would normally be a series of alarm bells so loud the air itself would shift in its wake
August 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Made Jaffles out of leftovers. Mapo tofu and Filipino adobo lamb. Pretty incredible tbh.
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
About to fuck up a few weeks of my life again
August 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Still think about this dream weekly
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM