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I can't tell you about myself, because I haven't decided yet.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Can I start drinking yet?
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
God tier snack.
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Forty Fucking Nine.
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Make no mistake, the authoritarianism and fascism we're seeing in the US could be heading our way. And we might not even need a change of government to see it happen. Labour is becoming increasingly authoritarian in its efforts to secure votes from a section of the electorate who will never vote..
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
In Delamere Forest. So much mud.
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Watching Patriots at Broncos to see who I'll be rooting for in the Superbowl.
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Running man remake it is then.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Starmer wants his own right wing goon to prevent the right wing voting in their own goon.

Its about keeping power, not principles.
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The band i was supposed to be seeing on Tuesday have cancelled(split up). Oh well.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Netflix are currently looking to secure the rights for US Civil War 2.
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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Guess who haven’t condemned Dump’s Afghanistan comments disrespecting 447 British deaths and countless wounded?

Nigel Farage.

Richard Tice.

Rupert Lowe.

Robert Jenrick.

Kemi Badenoch.

Nahim Zawahi.

These people hate Britain.

Wake up.
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
It's cold outside.
January 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Hope
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 PM
2026 celebrates the 30th anniversary of the only time I ever completed a Panini sticker album.
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Whatever. Im having a beer(s)
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I think the US states clearly need to see other people.
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Two weeks ago, Palace had the FA Cup, a captain, a manager, and a main striker. Losing all of them is just careless really.
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Yer President's a nonce.
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 AM
People bring more problems when I've had no sleep.
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
If France has any extra fromage to sell. I, and others I suppose, will gladly step up and do my bit.
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Anders Vistisen, Member of the European Parliament (MEP) from Denmark, to Donald Trump on his threats to steal Greenland: ”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
A solid 7/10 so far this morning. There still remains ten hours for someone to ruin my chi.
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Starmer has somehow managed to have less of a spine than previously thought.
Trump invades Venezuela.

Uk Government. "We need to establish facts"

Trump invades Greenland.

Uk Government. "We need to establish facts"

Trump invades Cornwall.

Uk Government. "We need to establish facts"
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM