Jeffrey Nonken
@jnork.bsky.social
Firmware developer, gamer, nerd, general weirdo. Likes dogs, loves cats. Progressive boomer. Self-diagnosed high-masking autistic. He/him. Profile pic is a cartoonified selfie of me and my daughters in a coffee shop.
I make pretend airplanes for a living.
I make pretend airplanes for a living.
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MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)
God dammit, one of my favorite creators may turn out to be a terf.
God dammit.
I'm looking into it now.
I apologize if I've ever recommended her stuff to anybody here... provisionally. I'll say her name if I conclude she's a terf.
God dammit.
I'm looking into it now.
I apologize if I've ever recommended her stuff to anybody here... provisionally. I'll say her name if I conclude she's a terf.
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
God dammit, one of my favorite creators may turn out to be a terf.
God dammit.
I'm looking into it now.
I apologize if I've ever recommended her stuff to anybody here... provisionally. I'll say her name if I conclude she's a terf.
God dammit.
I'm looking into it now.
I apologize if I've ever recommended her stuff to anybody here... provisionally. I'll say her name if I conclude she's a terf.
Watch this.
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Watch this.
Over the years this song has seemed less relevant as editing technology has improved. Especially deepfakes and AI generation.
But today, suddenly, it seems spot on.
I wish I had a modicum of skill, I'd love to use this as the soundtrack to a video showing cuts of recent events.
But today, suddenly, it seems spot on.
I wish I had a modicum of skill, I'd love to use this as the soundtrack to a video showing cuts of recent events.
The Camera Never Lies
YouTube video by Michael Franks - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Over the years this song has seemed less relevant as editing technology has improved. Especially deepfakes and AI generation.
But today, suddenly, it seems spot on.
I wish I had a modicum of skill, I'd love to use this as the soundtrack to a video showing cuts of recent events.
But today, suddenly, it seems spot on.
I wish I had a modicum of skill, I'd love to use this as the soundtrack to a video showing cuts of recent events.
Looking at the splash page of chapter 1 of a D&D-themed webcomic, and the first thing I notice is how horribly illustrated the drawn* bow is: the bow is too short, even for a recurve, and the arrow is too short, so the character can't pull it back more than halfway.
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Looking at the splash page of chapter 1 of a D&D-themed webcomic, and the first thing I notice is how horribly illustrated the drawn* bow is: the bow is too short, even for a recurve, and the arrow is too short, so the character can't pull it back more than halfway.
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updated this morning!
It's Widdershins Wednesday! The dramatic pose can sometimes become an issue. www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/januar... #webcomics #comics
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
updated this morning!
I flip the script, thinking of avionics first and watches last. But I've been making pretend airplanes for the last 16 years, so I first learned of Garmin for their avionics.
'Garmin uses rigs that can orient a device so it lands exactly on a specific point (like a button) over and over' we went behind the scenes to discover how Garmin stress-tests its watches
Inside Garmin's secretive Kansas HQ.
www.techradar.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I flip the script, thinking of avionics first and watches last. But I've been making pretend airplanes for the last 16 years, so I first learned of Garmin for their avionics.
My favorite type of person is the guy who walks into a room and just starts talking, because a) nobody could possibly be having a conversation without him and/or b) whatever he's got going on is too important NOT to interrupt.
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
My favorite type of person is the guy who walks into a room and just starts talking, because a) nobody could possibly be having a conversation without him and/or b) whatever he's got going on is too important NOT to interrupt.
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Some people call it Holocaust Remembrance Day.
I prefer to call it Fuck You Hitler Day.
I've never been big on my birthday, maybe I should rename it that too.
This was Mom's. I still have it.
I prefer to call it Fuck You Hitler Day.
I've never been big on my birthday, maybe I should rename it that too.
This was Mom's. I still have it.
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Some people call it Holocaust Remembrance Day.
I prefer to call it Fuck You Hitler Day.
I've never been big on my birthday, maybe I should rename it that too.
This was Mom's. I still have it.
I prefer to call it Fuck You Hitler Day.
I've never been big on my birthday, maybe I should rename it that too.
This was Mom's. I still have it.
I love it when I work so hard to get something done on a backburner project and it turns out I did it a year ago.
January 24, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I love it when I work so hard to get something done on a backburner project and it turns out I did it a year ago.
Me: *tries to think of something smartass, fumbles*
Me: ...Pretend I said something witty.
See. I have emergency backup smartassery in case my regular smartassery fails.
Me: ...Pretend I said something witty.
See. I have emergency backup smartassery in case my regular smartassery fails.
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Me: *tries to think of something smartass, fumbles*
Me: ...Pretend I said something witty.
See. I have emergency backup smartassery in case my regular smartassery fails.
Me: ...Pretend I said something witty.
See. I have emergency backup smartassery in case my regular smartassery fails.
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Each of those things were *also* un-American.
Not because they weren't done by Americans, and by America, but because they were always contradictory to what America creedally claimed to be: the land where all men were created equal and endowed with inalienable rights
Not because they weren't done by Americans, and by America, but because they were always contradictory to what America creedally claimed to be: the land where all men were created equal and endowed with inalienable rights
I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Each of those things were *also* un-American.
Not because they weren't done by Americans, and by America, but because they were always contradictory to what America creedally claimed to be: the land where all men were created equal and endowed with inalienable rights
Not because they weren't done by Americans, and by America, but because they were always contradictory to what America creedally claimed to be: the land where all men were created equal and endowed with inalienable rights
Interesting that the DOJ considers following the rule of law to be "deeply misguided."
Bondi says Lindsey Halligan has departed DOJ, after judge bars her continued use of U.S. attorney title
Lindsey Halligan has departed the Justice Department after a federal judge Tuesday barred her from referring to herself as a U.S. attorney in court filings.
www.cbsnews.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Interesting that the DOJ considers following the rule of law to be "deeply misguided."
I pointed to the box of ramyun in Joseph's office and said, "Hey, I know what that is now!" So he gave me one.
After asking me if I like "spicy." I gave my usual reply of "Are we talking American spicy, or Asian spicy? Because I can handle the former."
It's American spicy. Not even very.
After asking me if I like "spicy." I gave my usual reply of "Are we talking American spicy, or Asian spicy? Because I can handle the former."
It's American spicy. Not even very.
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I pointed to the box of ramyun in Joseph's office and said, "Hey, I know what that is now!" So he gave me one.
After asking me if I like "spicy." I gave my usual reply of "Are we talking American spicy, or Asian spicy? Because I can handle the former."
It's American spicy. Not even very.
After asking me if I like "spicy." I gave my usual reply of "Are we talking American spicy, or Asian spicy? Because I can handle the former."
It's American spicy. Not even very.
Forced a visiting friend to watch KPop Demon Hunters with me and my daughter a couple nights ago.
...She'd been warned, OK?*
"Not as stupid as I'd assumed" was part of her reaction.
The next day she was complaining that I'd gotten her into KPop, and now she is following BTS. She hates me now.**
...She'd been warned, OK?*
"Not as stupid as I'd assumed" was part of her reaction.
The next day she was complaining that I'd gotten her into KPop, and now she is following BTS. She hates me now.**
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Forced a visiting friend to watch KPop Demon Hunters with me and my daughter a couple nights ago.
...She'd been warned, OK?*
"Not as stupid as I'd assumed" was part of her reaction.
The next day she was complaining that I'd gotten her into KPop, and now she is following BTS. She hates me now.**
...She'd been warned, OK?*
"Not as stupid as I'd assumed" was part of her reaction.
The next day she was complaining that I'd gotten her into KPop, and now she is following BTS. She hates me now.**
Dear YouTubers:
If you say "without further ado" please don't keep saying non-content stuff. It means you're a fucking liar. Either go right into the content or don't say "without further ado." Also I don't give a fuck about your belt buckle.
If you say "without further ado" please don't keep saying non-content stuff. It means you're a fucking liar. Either go right into the content or don't say "without further ado." Also I don't give a fuck about your belt buckle.
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Dear YouTubers:
If you say "without further ado" please don't keep saying non-content stuff. It means you're a fucking liar. Either go right into the content or don't say "without further ado." Also I don't give a fuck about your belt buckle.
If you say "without further ado" please don't keep saying non-content stuff. It means you're a fucking liar. Either go right into the content or don't say "without further ado." Also I don't give a fuck about your belt buckle.
Yeah, I figured it out.
I don't want to unmask because I'd turn into an insufferable arrogant sarcastic jerk.
I mean, even more than I am already.
You're welcome.
I don't want to unmask because I'd turn into an insufferable arrogant sarcastic jerk.
I mean, even more than I am already.
You're welcome.
Autistic People Don’t Always Know They’re Masking
YouTube video by Purple Ella
youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Yeah, I figured it out.
I don't want to unmask because I'd turn into an insufferable arrogant sarcastic jerk.
I mean, even more than I am already.
You're welcome.
I don't want to unmask because I'd turn into an insufferable arrogant sarcastic jerk.
I mean, even more than I am already.
You're welcome.
Apparently the Venu 3 is NOT, in fact, designed to detect an irregular heart rate. Thought it was (but not heart attacks).
Still, my heart rate was over 100 from 1am to 8pm yesterday and it kept saying how many goals I was reaching and ATRIAL FLUTTER IS NOT THE SAME AS CARDIO.
Still, my heart rate was over 100 from 1am to 8pm yesterday and it kept saying how many goals I was reaching and ATRIAL FLUTTER IS NOT THE SAME AS CARDIO.
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Apparently the Venu 3 is NOT, in fact, designed to detect an irregular heart rate. Thought it was (but not heart attacks).
Still, my heart rate was over 100 from 1am to 8pm yesterday and it kept saying how many goals I was reaching and ATRIAL FLUTTER IS NOT THE SAME AS CARDIO.
Still, my heart rate was over 100 from 1am to 8pm yesterday and it kept saying how many goals I was reaching and ATRIAL FLUTTER IS NOT THE SAME AS CARDIO.
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the only good thing about this part of the horrible shooting story is that it may turn out to be a gut shot for the carcass of @cbsnews.com and that's great. and unlike the ICE goon CBS has real internal bleeding.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
the only good thing about this part of the horrible shooting story is that it may turn out to be a gut shot for the carcass of @cbsnews.com and that's great. and unlike the ICE goon CBS has real internal bleeding.
Gavin, Gavin, Gavin.
Sometimes you do the right thing. But then you open your god damned mouth and show the world what a piece of shit you are underneath.
Sometimes you do the right thing. But then you open your god damned mouth and show the world what a piece of shit you are underneath.
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Gavin, Gavin, Gavin.
Sometimes you do the right thing. But then you open your god damned mouth and show the world what a piece of shit you are underneath.
Sometimes you do the right thing. But then you open your god damned mouth and show the world what a piece of shit you are underneath.
So I'm back in afib, with an atrial flutter with 2x blocking. That means I have an irregular heartbeat at twice the normal rate it should be. I've had a heart rate at over 100 most of the day.
My fitness watch has been telling me all day how I've been meeting some awesome goals! *snort*
My fitness watch has been telling me all day how I've been meeting some awesome goals! *snort*
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
So I'm back in afib, with an atrial flutter with 2x blocking. That means I have an irregular heartbeat at twice the normal rate it should be. I've had a heart rate at over 100 most of the day.
My fitness watch has been telling me all day how I've been meeting some awesome goals! *snort*
My fitness watch has been telling me all day how I've been meeting some awesome goals! *snort*
I have a question...
Malevola is supposed to be six feet six point six inches tall (6'6.6"). Does that include her horns? Because if it does, that would put her closer to a human height of 6' without them.
...It figures I'd fall for the super-tall muscly demon lady, right?
Malevola is supposed to be six feet six point six inches tall (6'6.6"). Does that include her horns? Because if it does, that would put her closer to a human height of 6' without them.
...It figures I'd fall for the super-tall muscly demon lady, right?
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I have a question...
Malevola is supposed to be six feet six point six inches tall (6'6.6"). Does that include her horns? Because if it does, that would put her closer to a human height of 6' without them.
...It figures I'd fall for the super-tall muscly demon lady, right?
Malevola is supposed to be six feet six point six inches tall (6'6.6"). Does that include her horns? Because if it does, that would put her closer to a human height of 6' without them.
...It figures I'd fall for the super-tall muscly demon lady, right?
Regarding Dispatch:
Picking Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
So why do so many pick Invisigal?
I think it's because Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
Picking Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
So why do so many pick Invisigal?
I think it's because Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Regarding Dispatch:
Picking Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
So why do so many pick Invisigal?
I think it's because Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
Picking Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.
So why do so many pick Invisigal?
I think it's because Blonde Blazer is the safe choice.