Jacob
@jmschraer.bsky.social
Rootless bookseller, non-practicing writer
RIP Bud Cort. Harold and Maude in the pantheon of perfect movie intros
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
RIP Bud Cort. Harold and Maude in the pantheon of perfect movie intros
My local crossing guard almost ran me over driving home from their shift
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My local crossing guard almost ran me over driving home from their shift
Congratulations to all my friends who left the country in recent years
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Congratulations to all my friends who left the country in recent years
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Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
Saw some good birds, took some just okay pictures
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Saw some good birds, took some just okay pictures
Good thrift store haul yesterday
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Good thrift store haul yesterday
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There are so many Diane Keaton performances to remember, but a lot of people haven't seen Reds, and A) my God, see it, it is a masterpiece and B) her performance as Louise Bryant is one of the bravest, toughest, least sympathy-courting pieces of work by an American actress in the last 50 years.
October 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There are so many Diane Keaton performances to remember, but a lot of people haven't seen Reds, and A) my God, see it, it is a masterpiece and B) her performance as Louise Bryant is one of the bravest, toughest, least sympathy-courting pieces of work by an American actress in the last 50 years.
Tfw you're watching a Mike leigh movie and it cuts to Marx's tomb
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tfw you're watching a Mike leigh movie and it cuts to Marx's tomb
Master & Commando: Russel Crowe and Arnold take to the high seas to hunt predators on ships I guess? I would watch it
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Master & Commando: Russel Crowe and Arnold take to the high seas to hunt predators on ships I guess? I would watch it
I feel like I could survive in the world of Candyman. I simply would not say Candyman five times in a mirror. Candyman is a pretty easy word to not say five times so I just wouldn't say Candyman and the Candyman would come get m-
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee!
saw this on twitter & i had to know yall answers too 😂
August 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I feel like I could survive in the world of Candyman. I simply would not say Candyman five times in a mirror. Candyman is a pretty easy word to not say five times so I just wouldn't say Candyman and the Candyman would come get m-
I'm just watching Bloodsport and thinking about all my bros
June 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm just watching Bloodsport and thinking about all my bros
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I am confident that autistic people have contributed way more to society than the fucking Kennedy family
April 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am confident that autistic people have contributed way more to society than the fucking Kennedy family
Feel like I could be taking more advantage of my slow motion nervous breakdowns
April 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Feel like I could be taking more advantage of my slow motion nervous breakdowns
[Listening to Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar] - Hmmm. This reminds me of the robbery scene from Barry Lyndon...
[Watches Barry Lyndon robbery scene on YouTube] - you know this reminds me of Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar...
Repeat ad nauseum
[Watches Barry Lyndon robbery scene on YouTube] - you know this reminds me of Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar...
Repeat ad nauseum
March 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[Listening to Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar] - Hmmm. This reminds me of the robbery scene from Barry Lyndon...
[Watches Barry Lyndon robbery scene on YouTube] - you know this reminds me of Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar...
Repeat ad nauseum
[Watches Barry Lyndon robbery scene on YouTube] - you know this reminds me of Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar...
Repeat ad nauseum
Favorite Movie Genres:
5: Low budget horror movie that looks like a faded old postcard
4: Grant/Hepburn
3: Big man, big sword
2: Homoerotic cops and robbers
1: Pee Wee's Big Adventure
5: Low budget horror movie that looks like a faded old postcard
4: Grant/Hepburn
3: Big man, big sword
2: Homoerotic cops and robbers
1: Pee Wee's Big Adventure
March 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Favorite Movie Genres:
5: Low budget horror movie that looks like a faded old postcard
4: Grant/Hepburn
3: Big man, big sword
2: Homoerotic cops and robbers
1: Pee Wee's Big Adventure
5: Low budget horror movie that looks like a faded old postcard
4: Grant/Hepburn
3: Big man, big sword
2: Homoerotic cops and robbers
1: Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Staying up late to watch Twin Peaks when I was way too young was a treasured formative experience. RIP David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Staying up late to watch Twin Peaks when I was way too young was a treasured formative experience. RIP David Lynch
Brian Lehrer callers going full Art Bell mode on the drone issue. Great stuff
December 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Brian Lehrer callers going full Art Bell mode on the drone issue. Great stuff
Bringing over my favorite seasonal posts from old twitter
December 14, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Bringing over my favorite seasonal posts from old twitter
Glorious fall day out there. You could shoot when Harry met Sally on my block
October 24, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Glorious fall day out there. You could shoot when Harry met Sally on my block
Everything I had heard about Five Easy Pieces gave me an impression of a much different movie than it is
October 12, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Everything I had heard about Five Easy Pieces gave me an impression of a much different movie than it is
It's dumb to get upset about the death of objectively evil social media sites but they used to be fun places to goof off online and now all anyone does is get mad and act shitty
September 3, 2024 at 2:48 PM
It's dumb to get upset about the death of objectively evil social media sites but they used to be fun places to goof off online and now all anyone does is get mad and act shitty
Great fucking movie
I am watching Leave Her to Heaven (1945), a melodrama about a psychopathic woman who lets a young man die because he's annoying and in the way. It's self-care.
February 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Great fucking movie
Robocop becoming the most prophetic movie about where American culture was heading was unfortunately extremely predictable
February 27, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Robocop becoming the most prophetic movie about where American culture was heading was unfortunately extremely predictable
Keep encountering fairly conventional movies that seem to have forgotten or abandoned coherent narrative and not in a fun way
December 25, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Keep encountering fairly conventional movies that seem to have forgotten or abandoned coherent narrative and not in a fun way