Jacob
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Rootless bookseller, non-practicing writer
30 Rock - 'Cold Pizza'
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February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Movies with perfect intros:
Raising Arizona
Harold and Maude
The Third Man
Blue Velvet
The Player
Fellowship of the Ring
Raising Arizona
Harold and Maude
The Third Man
Blue Velvet
The Player
Fellowship of the Ring
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Movies with perfect intros:
Raising Arizona
Harold and Maude
The Third Man
Blue Velvet
The Player
Fellowship of the Ring
Raising Arizona
Harold and Maude
The Third Man
Blue Velvet
The Player
Fellowship of the Ring
The sequence at the end is maybe my favorite thing lynch has ever done. The murder, the roadhouse, it is happening again, julee cruise singing, Donna crying, I'm so sorry...
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The sequence at the end is maybe my favorite thing lynch has ever done. The murder, the roadhouse, it is happening again, julee cruise singing, Donna crying, I'm so sorry...
A known unknown, if you will
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A known unknown, if you will
"A penis squirts, and I am doomed to a life of death." - Don Carpenter, "Hard Rain Falling"
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"A penis squirts, and I am doomed to a life of death." - Don Carpenter, "Hard Rain Falling"
I used to recap mad men for a weekly and one week I had to cover breaking bad and it was a crazy change of pace. So much plot summary!
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I used to recap mad men for a weekly and one week I had to cover breaking bad and it was a crazy change of pace. So much plot summary!
I don't know - he did purchase that defective jet ski! That changes a man...
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don't know - he did purchase that defective jet ski! That changes a man...
Sounds pretty ideal to me!
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sounds pretty ideal to me!
You are an American hero!
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You are an American hero!
Robocop becoming the most prophetic movie about where American culture was heading was unfortunately extremely predictable
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A panel discussion with Jack Donaghy, Roger Sterling, and Dabney Coleman's character from 9 - 5
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A panel discussion with Jack Donaghy, Roger Sterling, and Dabney Coleman's character from 9 - 5
Not pictured, an enormous hawk hovering in the wind, looking like a marionette
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not pictured, an enormous hawk hovering in the wind, looking like a marionette
They were probably planning on doing a canal street raid soon to steal merchandise for Christmas gifts and now it's been compromised
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
They were probably planning on doing a canal street raid soon to steal merchandise for Christmas gifts and now it's been compromised
Last time we moved we hired movers. We also rented these plastic tubs that made packing a lot easier. I still had a total nervous breakdown but it was easier all said and done
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Last time we moved we hired movers. We also rented these plastic tubs that made packing a lot easier. I still had a total nervous breakdown but it was easier all said and done
Part of the joy of watching Hannibal on a weekly basis on NBC was taking a moment to marvel at the fact that this show was on network television
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Part of the joy of watching Hannibal on a weekly basis on NBC was taking a moment to marvel at the fact that this show was on network television